RSV announce new signings

Today Ragnars Swift Velocity announced two new signings to their team. From the press release on their official website:

Our new Thrower Ben Hetfielder joins us from the Bay Area Sharks. He has taken the number 13 uniform which he claims will not prove unlucky for him.

Our other new signing is an addition to our Cheerleading squad. We welcome Jade Proudhart from the far off island of Albion. Watch out boys.

You can read the full press release on the official RSV fans site.

One comment

  1. Just a quick welcome to “Thomas…grrr..Brains”, a new acquisition for the Drakwald Deadheads.

    His previous team the Slammers felt he had given up the ghost and was a bit “lifeless” in their recent PitRat Cup re-play.

    However Deadhead Head Coach Bob Pasty decided to give the guy one more chance

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