Season 2 – Week 9 summery – Let the gloating commence

It has been a busy week for some. The travelling Kaiek Smashers managed to fit in two games this week against two different opponents.

Their first game saw them take on the Middenhein Manhunters in a thrilling match that saw them dominate the entire match. They where only one Casualty away from breaking the all-time record for “most casualties in a match by one team”. They are confident that they can break this record soon.

Their second match saw them play the Ankle Biters in a messy match that led to a 1-0 win for the Smashers. They where a bit disappointed with the result considering the hammering they gave the Skaven last time they played. They have already arranged a re-match this Thursday and promise to kill a few more this time.

These two wins add to the Slammers terrific season. They are leaders on casualties, they have the most kills, and with these two wins under their belt they are the new leaders in South Division. They are also one of the only teams to be undefeated so far this season.

The other undefeated team, the Loren Rangers, squared off against the Strickland Slammers. The slammers where coming out of a hot few weeks which saw them score some upsets against some of the “big boys”. Unfortunately this streak came to an end as the Rangers showed their normal skill with the ball and outrun the slammers with perverse pleasure.

There was a scary moment when the Rangers Star catcher Crownstar was taken off the pitch. They are happy to report that he will have no long term effects from the injury and will be back in action soon.

36,000 fans watched this game (a new league attendance record!). With turnouts like this the Rangers are considering expanding their stadium. Hopefully they will build doors big enough to let their massive egos through!

Quick Summary of week 9

  • 1 game played in the North division.
  • 2 game played in the South division.
  • 9 touchdowns scored.
  • 8 casualties caused.
  • 0 Deaths.

Match Results for the week

(numbers in brackets are casualties caused)

North Division

  • The Loren Rangers 4 (1) – 1 (1) The Strickland Slammers (att 36,000)
    • LR: E. Everlong (x2) E. Crownstar, K. Eagle
    • SS: R. Kruft

South Division

  • Meddenhein Manhunters 0 (0) – 3 (4) Kaiek Smashers (att 25,000)
    • MM: None!
    • KS: R. Surehands, S. Shurehands (x2)
  • Ankle Biters 0 (0) – 1 (2) Kaiek Smashers (att 24,000)
    • AB: None!
    • KS: R. Surehands.

Current League Standings

The Rangers win in North division moves them further ahead of the pack, while the Smashers wins takes them above the Deadheads.

North Division

The Loren rangers 4 3 1 0 14 4 +20 10
Strickland Slammers 3 2 0 1 8 4 +4 6
Ragners Swift Velocity 3 1 1 1 7 8 -1 4
The Best of Bands 3 1 0 2 6 8 -2 3
Tutbones Re-United 3 0 0 3 1 10 -9 0

South Division

Kaiek Smashers 4 3 1 0 8 2 +6 10
Drackwald Deadheads 4 2 1 1 10 7 +3 7
The Uphill Gardeners 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 3
Middelhein Manhunters 3 0 1 2 4 8 -4 1
The Ankle Biters 3 0 1 2 2 6 -4 1

Top player statistics for the Open Scramble 2507/2508

Crownstar continues his lead at the top of the players chart despite spending a fair amount of the game out of action. The full top 10 list also shows some of the Smashers and Slammers players gaining ground.

Please note that these stats don’t take into account the Slammers second game of the week.

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Elison Crownstar Catcher The Loren Rangers 19
2 Rori Surehands Runner Kaiek Smashers 14
3 Vorack HeadSplitter Blitzer Kaiek Smashers 14
4 Elesser Everlong Catcher The Loren Rangers 13
5 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 12

Best Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Elison Crownstar Catcher The Loren Rangers 6
2 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 4
3 Elesser Everlong Catcher The Loren Rangers 4
4 Bruce Cruel-lobber Ghoul The Deadheads 3
5 Phil Nail Ghoul The Deadheads 3

Best Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Youngwhite Erison Thrower The Loren Rangers 8
2 Ben McRaw Thrower Ragnars Swift Velocity 5
3 Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middelhein Manhunters 5
4 Dieter Berbatov Thrower Strickland Slammers 4
5 Jansen Ornoff Lineman Ragnars Swift Velocity 3

Most Vicious Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Capella Goldfalcon Wardancer The Loren Rangers 3
2 Vorack HeadSplitter Blitzer Kaiek Smashers 3
3 Barik Headsmasher Blocker Kaiek Smashers 2
4 Jurgen Klinsmann Blitzer Strickland Slammers 2
5 Joeseph Kluger Lineman Ragnars Swift Velocity 1

Most Interceptions

# Player Position Team Value
1 Siegfreid Von Bach Blitzer Strickland Slammers 2
2 Ben McRaw Thrower Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
3 Tim Linerat Ankle Biters 1

One comment

  1. We would like to file a formal complaint. My boys where all ready for their game agains TutBones Re-United but the cowards didn’t turn up!

    We demand that the league awards us with the full 3 points as our opponents forfitted the game by not turning up at the agreed time.

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