Here at the HDWSBBL we are very grateful for our fans. You come out in all weathers to watch our games and many more of you cram into taverns all across the known world to watch our games. You bring banners for your team, create inventive chants, and even urinate in the correct places. In short you are the best fans possible. We do have one request though, for you own safety, please leave the killing to the professionals!
We have noticed a growing trend of player deaths caused by the fans. In return this has caused an increasing number of fan fatalities during the recent weeks as the players expect the worse. While the players you see out on the pitch make it look like child’s play, they are actually highly trained deranged psychopaths who are lucky to be alive (or have a second chance of living in the case of the Undead) .
Please, leave the killing to us. Don’t try this at home.
ps. on a side-note, you collectively hold the record for most kills this season so far. 3 confirmed with at least 3 suspected.