Season 3 – Week 2 – Titans clash and Packs hunt

As the Season starts its second week, more and more teams are starting to make an appearance. This week North Division kicked off and the remaining two teams in South Division made an appearance.

The Week started off with the newest Norse team on the block, the Wolf Pack against the Karond Kar Corsairs, one of the Dark Elf teams this season. The Wolf Pack started of strong against the Elves scoring early but they couldn’t maintain the pace. The highlight of the match was the final few moments where the match could have gone either way. The Wolf Pack had the ball and where racing to the End Zone but seconds later the ball carrier slipped on some mud and handed the ball to the Corsairs. Moments later the ball was sailing through the air into the waiting hands of Varkon Darkblade who scored the winning Touchdown. That Touchdown restored his honor from earlier in the evening where Varkon managed to make it to the End Zone with the ball but fell over before he could cross the line!

Our second encounter was one hell of a slobber knocker. The Deadheads defied conventional wisdom and went straight for the Ogres lining up against them. Initially this worked and to the shock of the viewers all 4 of the Man Eaters Ogres where knocked down. Unfortunately for the Deadheads, they where unable to capitalise before the Ogres regained their feet (which took longer than anticipated due to the Ogres forgetting what there where doing).

Once the Ogres where on their feet, things started to go a bit pear shaped for the Orcs. The snotlings toyed with their bigger brethren and run rings around the Orcs while the Ogres took them out one by one. At multiple points in the match the ball was forgotten as the match descended into a huge fist-fight right in the middle of the pitch. In the end it was a snotling that scored the winning touchdown, making him the smallest player ever to score a touchdown in the HDWSBBL (taking the record from Meatloaf the Skink who scored with two broken legs courtesy of the Strickland Slammers).

This week we have a few big games lined up including the return of the Loren Rangers! Be sure to catch all the action live on Sly Sports and here on this very website. Until then, may Nuffle Bless you all.

Quick Summary of Week 2

  • 1 game in North Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 1 game in South Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 4 Touchdowns scored
  • 6 Casualties caused (0 resulted in Death)
  • 1 Completion made

Match Results for Week 2

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – North Division

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – South Division

League Standings for the Hunts Havoc 2508/2509

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Karond Kar Corsairs 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 -1 3
The Innsmouth Shadows 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Loren Rangers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beaumont Blitzers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Wolf Pack 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 1 0 1 0

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Perverse Maidens of Torture 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 2 0 2 3
The Man Eaters 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 4 -3 3
Brimstone Deadheads 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 4 1 3 0
Middenhein Manhunters 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0 2 -2 0

East Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Ragnars Swift Velocity 1 1 0 0 7 1 6 3 1 2 3
Mc Cauligh Reavers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tutbone Re-United 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tail Slammers 1 0 0 1 1 7 -6 1 3 -2 0

West Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lustrian Snake Queens 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 2 1 1 3
Seductors 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Thunder Hammers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
We Tree Fellows 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 1 2 -1 0

Player Statistics for the Hunts Havoc 2508/2509

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 9
Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 9
3 Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 8
4 Eumache Blitzer Perverse Maidens of Torture 6
Dho Blitzer Brimstone Deadheads 6
6 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 5
Christian Bloomhoff Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 5
Gariad Blitzer Tail Slammers 5
(99) Connor ‘There is only one’ Blitzer We Tree Fellows 5
Sean Ogg Blitzer Middenhein Manhunters 5

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 3
Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 3
3 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Arcani Spark Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 1
Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 1
Antheia Boidae Lineswoman Lustrian Snake Queens 1
Selene Viperidae Blitzer Lustrian Snake Queens 1
Myrie Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 1
Eumache Blitzer Perverse Maidens of Torture 1
Bim Snotling The Man Eaters 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Dho Blitzer Brimstone Deadheads 3
2 Bowel Gusher Ogre Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
3 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Lashiform Rat Ogre Tail Slammers 1
Electra Aniliidae Blitzer Lustrian Snake Queens 1
Melpomena Microrinae Blitzer Lustrian Snake Queens 1
(15) Gregor ‘The Wall’ Linesman We Tree Fellows 1
Kachiri Lineswoman Perverse Maidens of Torture 1
Eumache Blitzer Perverse Maidens of Torture 1
Gump Black Orc Blocker Brimstone Deadheads 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Pheobe Elapsoidae Thrower Lustrian Snake Queens 4
2 James Hetfielder Thrower Ragnars Swift Velocity 3
3 Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 2
5 Scetto Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 1
Remi Flesh Thrower Tail Slammers 1
Elpis Bolyeriidae Lineswoman Lustrian Snake Queens 1
(03) Hamish ‘The Hammer’ Thrower We Tree Fellows 1
Anhanga Thrower Perverse Maidens of Torture 1
Eumache Blitzer Perverse Maidens of Torture 1

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