Season 3 – Week 3 – Stars Shine Bright

The third week into season three has certainty been a action packed one. Season and all time records have already been broken and a landmark record has been set. The first game in North Division this week was the long awaited return of the Loren Rangers who faced off against The Wolf Pack. The Pack looked good during the first plays of the game until their star runner Ingolf was shoved into the crowed and torn apart despite the apothecary’s best efforts. The Rangers shortly scored after this. Second half the Rangers scored again and it seemed that they were back into their old ways until the Wolf’s hit back and scored a touchdown. They couldn’t however score another and soon the Rangers sealed their win with another touchdown. The record for attendance this season was set at a new record of 31,000 fans who turned up to watch this spectacle.

The second match in North Division this week was between the Innsmouth Shadows and the Beaumont Blitzers. For both teams it was the start of their career in the HDWSBBL. The game got off to a good start for both teams but it was the Shadows who quickly scored their first touchdown. Not damped by this set back the orcs continued to press on and with the help of their troll Jargon ‘The Jawsplitter’ Juggernaut they manged to get one back before half time. Second half kicked off and the two teams were eager to get that winning touchdown. After a scrappy few plays the Shadows’s got their second scored by Simon Orne. The match seemed over at this point but a daring last drive by the orcs and a few casualties created they pulled off an amazing second touchdown to tie the game. A fablous game to watch and there will be no doubt that these two teams will show more of the same.

South Division was quiet this week as only one game was played. The Perverse Maidens of Torture traveled to the Bowels to face The Man Eaters. The game kicked off and the amazons soon sped down the field quicker than a speeding Snotling. The Ogres tried hard to hold their attack back but after a few confusing problems (such as they forgot what they were doing and why they were there) the Maidens soon scored before half time. The second half proved much more successful for the orges as it seems the coach told them what was what and they seemed to have grasped the facts. With a sigh of relief from the fans the game started to get interesting. After a few maiming later the orges got their first touchdown of the match. But with success came a fall, the maidens being no doubt angry at the equaliser (appartenly it was offside?!?!!) ganged up on Odour Eata and pumled him to death. Action replays show seven! maidens battering the poor orge in an unprovoked mass foul. Perhaps this could be the winner for the eagle award?

Finally the last game took place in East division. The McCauligh Reavers romped their way to their first victory here in the HDWSBBL. Tutbones Re-United could only stand back and watch as the nimble Elves danced their way to victory. The Reavers looked strong during this match. Arm chair pundits are already betting on this team overcoming the mighty Ragnars Swift Velocity to claim the East Division title. Tutbones Re-United however are already planing their next match against the Tail Slammers in a few weeks time.

Quick Summary of Week 3

  • 2 games in North Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 1 games in South Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 1 games in East Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 12 Touchdowns scored
  • 14 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Deaths!)
  • 13 Completions made

Match Results for Week 3

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – North Division

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – North Division

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – South Division

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – East Division

League Standings for the Hunts Havoc 2508/2509

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
The Loren Rangers 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 1 0 1 3
Karond Kar Corsairs 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 -1 3
Beaumont Blitzers 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 5 2 3 1
The Innsmouth Shadows 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 2 5 -3 1
The Wolf Pack 2 0 0 2 2 5 -3 1 1 0 0

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Perverse Maidens of Torture 2 1 1 0 3 1 2 3 0 3 4
The Man Eaters 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 1 5 -4 4
Brimstone Deadheads 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 4 1 3 0
Middenhein Manhunters 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0 2 -2 0

East Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Ragnars Swift Velocity 1 1 0 0 7 1 6 3 1 2 3
Mc Cauligh Reavers 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 2 3 -1 3
Tutbone Re-United 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 3 2 1 0
Tail Slammers 1 0 0 1 1 7 -6 1 3 -2 0

West Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lustrian Snake Queens 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 2 1 1 3
Seductors 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Thunder Hammers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
We Tree Fellows 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 1 2 -1 0

Player Statistics for the Hunts Havoc 2508/2509

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Myrie Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 12
2 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 9
Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 9
4 Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 8
5 Chuk ‘the Rock’ Lobba Thrower Beaumont Blitzers 7
Shivkala Blitz-Ra Tutbone Re-United 7
7 Eumache Blitzer Perverse Maidens of Torture 6
Dho Blitzer Brimstone Deadheads 6
Bodolf Berserker The Wolf Pack 6
Elison Crownstar Catcher The Loren Rangers 6

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 3
Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 3
3 Myrie Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 2
Bodolf Berserker The Wolf Pack 2
Elison Crownstar Catcher The Loren Rangers 2
6 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Arcani Spark Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 1
Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 1
Antheia Boidae Lineswoman Lustrian Snake Queens 1
Selene Viperidae Blitzer Lustrian Snake Queens 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Dho Blitzer Brimstone Deadheads 3
2 Bowel Gusher Ogre Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Grunt Blitzer Beaumont Blitzers 2
Mega-Hurtz Linesman Beaumont Blitzers 2
Apophis Mummie Tutbone Re-United 2
6 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Lashiform Rat Ogre Tail Slammers 1
Electra Aniliidae Blitzer Lustrian Snake Queens 1
Melpomena Microrinae Blitzer Lustrian Snake Queens 1
(15) Gregor ‘The Wall’ Linesman We Tree Fellows 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Pheobe Elapsoidae Thrower Lustrian Snake Queens 4
Erison Youngwhite Thrower The Loren Rangers 4
3 James Hetfielder Thrower Ragnars Swift Velocity 3
Anhanga Thrower Perverse Maidens of Torture 3
5 Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 2
Chuk ‘the Rock’ Lobba Thrower Beaumont Blitzers 2
8 Scetto Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 1
Remi Flesh Thrower Tail Slammers 1
Elpis Bolyeriidae Lineswoman Lustrian Snake Queens 1

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