Season 3 – Week 19 – Playing Like a God

What a week it has been in the HDWSBBL. With the Hunts Havoc winding up teams are battling for those final points that might make the difference between qualifying for the Championship III and the Ankle Biter.

One player who ahs been training hard is Corsair Blitzer Takarath Balefire. Witness to the Corsairs demolition of The Wolf Pack say that Balefire played like the Dark Elf God Khaine himself! Balyfire was all over the wolves who where missing their Captain through injury. His attacks where so vicious that during a mass scrum he managed to kill Honan of the Wolves!

The Corsairs of course have now won the North Division Champions but the Wolf Pack are in danger of losing their place in the Championship! If the Blitzers manage to win against the Shadows this week then the Wolf Pack will finish in Third place.

The Man Eaters took on the Manhunters again this week. It has now been 8 games since the Manhunters last pulled out a win and things are getting desperate over in the Middenheim bowl. The Manhunters looked strong at sever points but the speed of the Snotlings(!!!) was too much of them.

The match did create a record though for “shortest player to catch an interception”! Pop (a snotling) of the Man Eaters managed to catch a fumbled pass from Manhunter Star Thrower Ludd. This new record perfectly complements the Interception last week from Tutsbones Mummy Apophis who managed to catch an Interception in their game against the Reavers last week.

Speaking of Tutbones RE-United, they clashed with Ragnars Swift Velocity. Stakes where high as this was the 4th time these teams have faced each over other their HDWSBBL career. With the previous 3 encounters resulting in a win for each and draw, both teams where determined to prove they where better then the other.

In the end Velocity Managed to take the victory but it was a close run affair. Tutbones Thrower Narek almost scored but tripped on the line of Scrimmage. RSV Ogre Bowel-Gusher will miss the next game with a broken Back(!) and Star of the Season Joseph Roeder will miss the next game after getting his Jaw shattered. Both injuries where caused by the twin Mummies.

Quick Summary of Week 19

  • 1 game in North Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 1 game in South Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 1 game in East Division – Hunts Havoc 2508/2509
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 14 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 8 Completions made
  • 1 Interception made

Match Results for Week 19

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – North Division

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – South Division

Hunts Havoc 2508/2509 – East Division

League Standings for the Hunts Havoc 2508/2509

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Karond Kar Corsairs 8 7 1 0 22 8 14 19 8 11 22
The Loren Rangers 8 6 0 2 22 13 9 7 23 -16 18
The Wolf Pack 8 2 1 5 8 14 -6 12 14 -2 7
Beaumont Blitzers 7 1 3 3 6 12 -6 22 5 17 6
The Innsmouth Shadows 7 0 1 6 10 21 -11 11 21 -10 1

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Perverse Maidens of Torture 6 4 2 0 10 4 6 10 8 2 14
The Man Eaters 5 3 1 1 8 4 4 5 14 -9 10
Brimstone Deadheads 4 1 1 2 6 5 1 9 1 8 4
Middenhein Manhunters 5 0 0 5 2 13 -11 5 6 -1 0

East Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Mc Cauligh Reavers 6 6 0 0 17 3 14 10 11 -1 18
Ragnars Swift Velocity 6 4 0 2 18 12 6 9 7 2 12
Tutbone Re-United 6 1 0 5 7 16 -9 12 7 5 3
Tail Slammers 6 1 0 5 10 21 -11 6 12 -6 3

West Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lustrian Snake Queens 6 5 1 0 17 1 16 15 3 12 16
Thunder Hammers 5 1 3 1 5 8 -3 4 4 0 6
Seductors 4 1 1 2 5 8 -3 2 6 -4 4
We Tree Fellows 5 0 1 4 4 14 -10 4 12 -8 1

Player Statistics for the Hunts Havoc 2508/2509

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 41
2 Caneran Everlong Catcher The Loren Rangers 40
3 Elison Crownstar Catcher The Loren Rangers 31
4 Ashinan Wyrmbane Blitzer Karond Kar Corsairs 23
5 Myrie Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 22
Chuk ‘the Rock’ Lobba Thrower Beaumont Blitzers 22
7 Arcani Spark Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 21
Varkon Darkblade Blitzer Karond Kar Corsairs 21
Takarath Balefire Blitzer Karond Kar Corsairs 21
10 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 20

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 12
2 Elison Crownstar Catcher The Loren Rangers 8
3 Varkon Darkblade Blitzer Karond Kar Corsairs 7
4 Caneran Everlong Catcher The Loren Rangers 6
Bodolf Berserker The Wolf Pack 6
6 Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 5
Arcani Spark Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 5
8 Myrie Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 4
Eleeazar Smith Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 4
Simon Orne Ghoul The Innsmouth Shadows 4

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Apophis Mummie Tutbone Re-United 5
Mega-Hurtz Linesman Beaumont Blitzers 5
Jargon ‘The Jawsplitter’ Juggernaught Troll Beaumont Blitzers 5
4 Ashinan Wyrmbane Blitzer Karond Kar Corsairs 4
5 Shivkala Blitz-Ra Tutbone Re-United 3
Baal Mummie Tutbone Re-United 3
Lashiform Rat Ogre Tail Slammers 3
Dugout Dave Ogre The Man Eaters 3
Conan Ulfwerner The Wolf Pack 3
Grunt Blitzer Beaumont Blitzers 3

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Erison Youngwhite Thrower The Loren Rangers 15
2 Chuk ‘the Rock’ Lobba Thrower Beaumont Blitzers 12
3 (03) Hamish ‘The Hammer’ Thrower We Tree Fellows 10
4 James Hetfielder Thrower Ragnars Swift Velocity 9
Pheobe Elapsoidae Thrower Lustrian Snake Queens 9
Anhanga Thrower Perverse Maidens of Torture 9
7 Beowulf Linesman The Wolf Pack 7
8 Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 6
Jerimiah Vainblood Linesman Karond Kar Corsairs 6
10 Remi Flesh Thrower Tail Slammers 5

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Caneran Everlong Catcher The Loren Rangers 1
Sharkali Thro-Ra Tutbone Re-United 1
Tolomi Skeleton Tutbone Re-United 1
Apophis Mummie Tutbone Re-United 1
Beowulf Linesman The Wolf Pack 1
Noland Armstrong Blitzer Thunder Hammers 1
Kandris Darksoul Linesman Karond Kar Corsairs 1
Dick Masters Linesman Seductors 1
Pob Snotling The Man Eaters 1
Regima Elena Linesman Mc Cauligh Reavers 1

3 comments

  1. Well, Ben may be playing like a god, unlike me and Ricky, the Dick Dastardly and Mutley of this season.
    He spent most of this season sniggering and I spent most of the season waving my fist in the air impotently, howling “I’LL GET YOU ELVES NEXT TIME! NEXT TIME!”

  2. Join the Club! I feel like I have spent the last 3 seasons trying to get one up on the Elves around here. Its almost like they have super powers!

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