Season 3 – Week 26 – ZombWay Massacre

This week saw the long delayed Semi-Final of the ZombWay Cup 2508/09. 4 of the biggest HDWSBBL teams faced off to determine who would face off to be this seasons HDWSBBL Challenge Cup Winners in only a few short weeks. All 4 teams gave it their all and I don’t think we have ever seen so much bloodshed in a singe week here in the HDWSBBL!

The first Semi-final match saw the Mc Cauligh Reavers take on the Lustrian Snake Queens. It was a true case of Unstoppable force vs unmovable object as neither team has lost a match all season. Both teams handed out the damage in a vicious display of cunningly brutal moves. In the end the Snake Queens managed to pull off the win ending the winning streak of the Dark Elves by defeating them 3-1.

The other match saw Ragnars Swift Velocity take on the Perverse Maidens of torture. Due to incidents off the pitch the Maidens struggled to find a head coach for the match but one was found moments before the game was called off! What happened after that has to be considered one of the biggest upsets of the leagues history as RSV went on to demolish the Maidens 5-1 in an encounter that left almost half the team dead on the pitch! Fortunately for us, our reporter was there who has reported on the action which can be viewed on the match report page. We encourage all of you to go and have a read.

Once Again our congratulations go out to RSV who managed to break the record for highest attendance here in the HDWSBBL (only 2 weeks after they set the record for highest attendance for a non-final game!). Special Congratulations go out to RSV catcher Fredrick Roeder who has overtaken Elison Crownstar as the best player of the league and has equalled the record for most Touchdowns in a career.

Quick Summary of Week 26

  • 2 games in Semi Final – Zombway Cup 2508/09
  • 10 Touchdowns scored
  • 7 Casualties caused (7 resulted in Death)
  • 10 Completions made
  • 1 Interception made

Match Results for Week 26

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Zombway Cup 2508/09 – Semi Final

Player Statistics for the ZombWay Cup 2508/09

With now only one match to go things are looking interesting on the top players table. Thanks to an impressive display this week Fredrick Roeder has jumped up the best player chart to equal with the formar domanent Player Daphne Cylindrophilidae. With the Final match of the competition featuring both of these Superstarts, it will be a very interesting spectacle to watch!

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 21
Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 21
3 Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 12
Benerditto Brin Blitzer Mc Cauligh Reavers 12
5 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 10
Dirk Hammett Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 10
Pheobe Elapsoidae Thrower Lustrian Snake Queens 10
8 Joeseph Kluger Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 9
Conan Ulfwerner The Wolf Pack 9
Anhanga Thrower Perverse Maidens of Torture 9

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 7
2 Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 6
3 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Mad Hamish Catcher Middenhein Manhunters 2
Grunt Blitzer Beaumont Blitzers 2
Myrie Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 2
Bodolf Berserker The Wolf Pack 2
Benerditto Brin Blitzer Mc Cauligh Reavers 2
9 Weeping Ding Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Joeseph Kluger Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Bowel Gusher Ogre Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Conan Ulfwerner The Wolf Pack 2
Ongolf Snow Troll The Wolf Pack 2
Potichava Blitzer Perverse Maidens of Torture 2
7 Mott Dorgan Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Dirk Hammett Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Captain Whipple Wight The Innsmouth Shadows 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Anhanga Thrower Perverse Maidens of Torture 6
2 Pheobe Elapsoidae Thrower Lustrian Snake Queens 5
3 James Hetfielder Thrower Ragnars Swift Velocity 4
Chuk ‘the Rock’ Lobba Thrower Beaumont Blitzers 4
5 Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 3
Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 3
Anita Johnson Witch Elf Seductors 3
Astraea Colubridae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 3
Manpesia Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 3
10 Brock Anderson Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
2 Achmed Skeleton Tutbone Re-United 1
Gefa Foecutter Blocker Thunder Hammers 1

2 comments

  1. He’s overtaken Crownstar….?? *Jordan Hawk scans his playbook and looks back up*

    It’s not in the playbook, this is must be a mistake my playbook always goes to plan. Well seems we will have to return for another season and put RSV in their place. Enjoy your victory for the moment Gerhard, next season we shall smash your records and once again be back on top!

  2. Never mind Jordan, you just cannot take getting beaten by a better team can you? You should know by now that we will always put you and your ‘stars’ in your place.

    You may well eventually break our records but we did it faster then any of your players have ever managed, and without all the ego trips and tantrums.

    Good luck for the future, may your team one day be as good as ours!

    Gerhard

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