Season 3 – Week 30 – Snakes bite Velocity as ZombWay closes

At the start of the ZombWay 2508/09,16 teams entered but now after four rounds of games only one is left standing. This week saw the final match of the ZombWay competition. In the end the Lustrian Snake Queens emerged victorious in a tense game against hopefuls Ragnars Swift Velocity.

70,000 fans crammed into the HDWSBBL World Stadium amid the pouring rain to watch these two world class teams face off. Before the match there where concerns that the Velocity fans would disrupt this match as they have done for every other game this season. Fortunately the idea to lace the McMurphy burgers with quiet pills seemed to work and there was no crowd trouble.

Both teams where at full strength as the whistle blew. RSV where first to receive the ball and quickly ran into trouble as the terrible weather hindered any attempt to secure the ball. By the time RSV Thrower James Hetfielder could secure the ball he was surrounded by the Queens and was quickly taken off the pitch. Fortunately Jansen Ornoff was close by and managed to make a long pass to Catcher Fredrick Roeder who quickly worked his magic to score his 21st Touchdown this season taking RSV into an early lead!

The Queens didn’t take this laying down though and managed to mount an attack of their own. It took them some time to wear down RSV but they eventually managed to equalise just before the end of the first Half.

The Second Half began with the Snake Queens ploughing through the RSV defence sending several to the dead and injured box. RSV repeatedly attempted to thwart the attack but every time the ball was knocked lose the Snake Queens where there. As LSQ Catcher Daphne Cylindrophilidae hovered around the End Zone with the ball, RSV mounted one last defensive play. RSV Catcher Lars Ulrichson made a desperate dive on the ball carrier but she dodged out the way and took the score line to 2-1 in the dying moments of the match.

From that point on it was pretty much over. RSV had a brief ray of light in the last minute of the game but Nuffle cruelly snatched it away. As the Final whistle blew the Snake Queens Fans erupted in ecstasy as the team mounted the steps to collect their trophy. The Team quickly departed to their stage coach and left the venue. Press managers would later state that this was due to them now turning their attention to the Championship III final where they hope to be the first team to ever claim both the HDWSBBL Challenge and Championship cups.

Right back at the beginning of the Season RSV head Coach Gerhard Rockstein commented that if RSV did not win anything this season then they would quit the league. After the match he was unusually quiet and simply looked around at his team re-entering the dug-outs. If he follows through with his promise you fans will be the first to hear about it.

For the rest of the League History now awaits us as we steam towards the end of season marked by the Final of the Championship III Tournament. This history making match will be covered by an in depth preview over the next few days.

Quick Summary of Week 30

  • 1 games in Final – Zombway Cup 2508/09
  • 3 Touchdowns scored
  • 4 Casualties caused (0 resulted in Death)
  • 4 Completions made

Match Results for Week 30

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Zombway Cup 2508/09 – Final

Final player statistics for the ZombWay 2508/09

Best Players

In the end the best player was a tie between Roeder and Cylindrophildae. Congratulations to them both.

# Player Position Team Value
1 Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 24
Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 24
3 Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 14
4 Pheobe Elapsoidae Thrower Lustrian Snake Queens 12
Benerditto Brin Blitzer Mc Cauligh Reavers 12
6 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 10
Dirk Hammett Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 10
8 Joeseph Kluger Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 9
Conan Ulfwerner The Wolf Pack 9
Anhanga Thrower Perverse Maidens of Torture 9

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Fredrick Roeder Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 8
2 Daphne Cylindrophilidae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 7
3 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Mad Hamish Catcher Middenhein Manhunters 2
Grunt Blitzer Beaumont Blitzers 2
Bodolf Berserker The Wolf Pack 2
Myrie Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 2
Benerditto Brin Blitzer Mc Cauligh Reavers 2
9 Weeping Ding Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kaminsky Mittbrott Blitzer Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Joeseph Kluger Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Bowel Gusher Ogre Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
Conan Ulfwerner The Wolf Pack 2
Ongolf Snow Troll The Wolf Pack 2
Antheia Boidae Lineswoman Lustrian Snake Queens 2
Electra Aniliidae Blitzer Lustrian Snake Queens 2
Potichava Blitzer Perverse Maidens of Torture 2
9 Mott Dorgan Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 1
Lars Ulrichson Catcher Ragnars Swift Velocity 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Pheobe Elapsoidae Thrower Lustrian Snake Queens 7
2 Anhanga Thrower Perverse Maidens of Torture 6
3 Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 5
4 James Hetfielder Thrower Ragnars Swift Velocity 4
Chuk ‘the Rock’ Lobba Thrower Beaumont Blitzers 4
6 Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 3
Anita Johnson Witch Elf Seductors 3
Astraea Colubridae Catcher Lustrian Snake Queens 3
Manpesia Catcher Perverse Maidens of Torture 3
10 Brock Anderson Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Jansen Ornoff Linesman Ragnars Swift Velocity 2
2 Achmed Skeleton Tutbone Re-United 1
Gefa Foecutter Blocker Thunder Hammers 1

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