Coach of the Week: Kai Konani

This weeks coach of the week is Kai Konani of the Teotigua Predators. He’s not had a great start to the seasons after loosing both of his games so far, but we still caught up with the guy to see how he really felt.

Hi Kai, thank you for letting me interview you tonight. So first question, are you starting to find your feet in South despite losing you first two matches?

Well having conceded nine in the two games, I’m going to have to say no. We keep scoring, which is nice, but it seems the other team always scores more. It might help however if I start spending a lot of time teaching the lads the rules.

Well I hope you get your first win soon. One question which I have been meaning to ask is why the HDWSBBL? Surely there are leagues off in Lustria?

Well I ended up being in the league via a shipwreck and an ill-advised trek through the jungle. The Slann offered me a choice – take a team of Lizardmen to the well re-known HDWSBBL, or Die. So you can guess which choice I made.

Glad you did make that choice and I’m sure you were too. So since being in the league and meeting a lot of the well known faces and teams is their anyone you really want to strangle yet, since most of the people who work in and around the HDWSBBL are very fickle?

I’m not exactly Gerhard’s biggest fan. He probably aught to start looking over his shoulder as a 6ft Saurus doesn’t take too well to being called a “tiny dinosaur”. Oh and the Rangers as well, but I’m not sure how you can actually strangle a treeman.

Well seems to me you are getting picked on a bit and hopefully you can silence them all by winning very soon. In regards to your players is there anyone standing out at the moment?

None at all, and they need to very soon or I will be feeding them to something big with a lot of sharp teeth.

Perhaps they will heed your warnings. But maybe you could use a big guy in your squad, are you planning on bringing one soon?

Would be very nice but just need to find the money. Will most likely have to resort to “roobing” more McMurty vans or think about winning some game at least.

I see….moving on, where would you like to finish in your division?

Well the shield is looking more likely, so a descent run in that would be great. Failing that it would be nice just to finish in one piece.

Good luck with that. And finally who do you think, apart from yourselves, will win the Open Scramble this season?

Can’t really look much past the Rangers. All the big teams seem to be stumbling and the Rangers are doing irritatingly well, sorry JoJo.

Thank you for your time Kai, and good luck with the rest of the season.

Another great interview and as always, any feedback to this interview would be greatly received. Next week will feature another new team. Atrocity Exhibition are up for cornering next week, so if there are any questions you wish to ask them let the WarZone know before next Thursday.

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