- Duration: 13th Jan 2511 – 9th Feb 2511
- Competition(s): Open Scramble 2510/11, Spite Challenge 2510/11
- Season: 2510/11 Season
Another month, another catch-up summary! Rather then drag Gerhard away from his current mission (something about Skaven stealing his boots) we thought we would let YOU the coaches tell us about the past four weeks of the league (not because we are busy, that would be lazy).
To get you started, we have seen a few important milestones these past few weeks, to get you started, here are some of the highlights:
- The Second round of the Spite Challenge 2510/11 has taken place with the Cleavers firmly establishing themselves at the top of the pile
- The Manhunters getting a late second wind with star Von Lipwig remembering how to play the game after a few seasons asleep at te wheel
- The Loren Rangers confirming their place in a HDWSBBL Championship Cup Tournament for a staggering 5th time (although the South Division title is still up in the air)
- The Predators roobing their way into the Championship 5 (and becoming only the 5th team to qualify for more then one Championship Cup Tournament behind the Rangers, RSV, the Reavers and the KKC).
- Damage Inc become one of the worst teams in HDWSBBL history (our stats geeks are currently working out just how bad they are).
- One of the most violent, sadistic, rule breaking, cheating games of Blood Blowl we have ever seen in the league, and JoJo was not behind it! (although he was involved).
- The Tail Slammers play (and win) their 30th game in the HDWSBBL while mocking all the fans that bet that they would not make it that far.
- A Skaven, a Skink and a Werewolf establish themselves as the top scorers of the season so far…
So, over to you. Let your words echo through the ages. Don’t be shy now.
Quick Summary of Week 17
- 1 game in North Division – Open Scramble 2510/11
- 3 games in South Division – Open Scramble 2510/11
- 6 games in the Spite Challenge 2510/11
- 48 Touchdowns scored
- 39 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
- 60 Completions made
- 2 Interceptions made
- 35,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.
Match Results for Week 17
(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)
Spite Challenge 2510/11 – Central Division
- The Innsmouth Shadows 1 (4) – 0 (1) The Tutsbone Jackles (att 28,000)
- TIS: Eleeazar Smith
- We Tree Fellows 3 (0) – 5 (0) Middenhein Manhunters (att 26,000)
- MM: Sean Ogg, Mad Hamish (x2), Trev Likely (x2)
- wTF: (69) Jimmy (x2), Harris
- Teotigua Predators 3 (0) – 4 (4) Tail Slammers (att 4,000)
- TS: Arcani Spark, Nurglost the Expectorus, Super Rat (x2)
- TEO: Pikai (x2), Rikku
- The Brewers 0 (1) – 4 (4) Lustria Leapers (att 18,000)
- LL: Kukulcan, Quetzalcoatl (x2), Apoc
- Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 0 (0) – 1 (1) Orcland Cleavers (att 28,000)
- Brimstone Flayers 3 (1) – 1 (2) Damage Inc (att 16,000)
- Dam: Akku
- BF: Argthar Ashheart, Aedeorl Coldheart, Elvire Luridheart
Open Scramble 2510/11 – North Division
- Teotigua Predators 4 (3) – 2 (2) We Tree Fellows (att 35,000)
- wTF: Harris (x2)
- TEO: Patariki, Kimo, Pikai, Liran
Open Scramble 2510/11 – South Division
- The Loren Rangers 4 (1) – 1 (7) Grunhelm Gemcutters (att 30,000)
- LR: Lenrean Serindé (x2), Eruaran Lanalthir (x2)
- GG: Lordrun Screeslider II
- Middenhein Manhunters 3 (1) – 3 (2) The Loren Rangers (att 35,000)
- LR: Elesser Everlong, Caneran Everlong (x2)
- MM: Moist Von Lipwig, Reg Shoe (x2)
- Lustria Leapers 1 (1) – 5 (4) Brimstone Flayers (att 15,000)
- LL: Huitzilopochtli
- BF: Argthar Ashheart, Aedeorl Coldheart (x2), Caliban Kroelheart, Elvire Luridheart
Obituaries for Week 17
- Mr Weed (Linesman for The Brewers): After only a handful of games under his belt, his life and career goes up in smoke
League Standings for the Open Scramble 2510/11 (Week 20)
North Division
Team | Pld | W | D | L | TF | TA | TD | CF | CA | CD | PTS |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
The Innsmouth Shadows | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 8 | 7 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 13 |
Teotigua Predators | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 12 |
Tail Slammers | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 9 |
Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 17 | -3 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 9 |
Orcland Cleavers | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 8 |
The Brewers | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 3 |
We Tree Fellows | 5 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 2 |
South Division
Team | Pld | W | D | L | TF | TA | TD | CF | CA | CD | PTS |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
The Loren Rangers | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 13 |
Brimstone Flayers | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 8 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 12 |
Lustria Leapers | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 2 | 12 | -10 | 9 |
Middenhein Manhunters | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 6 |
Grunhelm Gemcutters | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 19 | 5 | 14 | 5 |
The Tutsbone Jackles | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 5 |
Damage Inc | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 14 | -10 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 0 |
Player Statistics for the 2510/11 Season (Week 20)
Best Players
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Eleeazar Smith | Werewolf | The Innsmouth Shadows | 37 |
2 | Kimo | Skink | Teotigua Predators | 34 |
3 | Erza Wheedon | Werewolf | The Innsmouth Shadows | 33 |
4 | Bat Rat | Gutter Runner | Tail Slammers | 29 |
5 | Vragdish Nail-Eater | Blitzer | Orcland Cleavers | 27 |
6 | Hans Kineitz | Blitzer | The Brewers | 26 |
7 | Two Whistles | Halfling | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 25 |
8 | (69) Jimmy | Catcher | We Tree Fellows | 23 |
9 | Rientil Gloomheart | Linesman | Brimstone Flayers | 22 |
– | Aedeorl Coldheart | Blitzer | Brimstone Flayers | 22 |
Top Scorers
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Eleeazar Smith | Werewolf | The Innsmouth Shadows | 8 |
2 | Bat Rat | Gutter Runner | Tail Slammers | 7 |
– | Kimo | Skink | Teotigua Predators | 7 |
4 | Caneran Everlong | Catcher (Legacy) | The Loren Rangers | 6 |
– | Nurglost the Expectorus | Gutter Runner | Tail Slammers | 6 |
– | Harris | Catcher | We Tree Fellows | 6 |
– | Pikai | Skink | Teotigua Predators | 6 |
8 | Reg Shoe | Catcher | Middenhein Manhunters | 5 |
– | Mad Hamish | Catcher | Middenhein Manhunters | 5 |
– | Erza Wheedon | Werewolf | The Innsmouth Shadows | 5 |
Most Vicious
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Lashiform Jr Jr | Rat Ogre | Tail Slammers | 8 |
2 | Eleeazar Smith | Werewolf | The Innsmouth Shadows | 6 |
– | Some Kind of Monster | Minotaur | Damage Inc | 6 |
4 | Madgash Ur | Ogre | Middenhein Manhunters | 5 |
– | Moxal | Kroxigor | Teotigua Predators | 5 |
– | Kwatee | Treeman | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 5 |
– | Ogtrek Goblinthrottler | Troll Slayer | Grunhelm Gemcutters | 5 |
8 | Erza Wheedon | Werewolf | The Innsmouth Shadows | 4 |
– | Fungus Ironshod | Troll | Orcland Cleavers | 4 |
– | Glog Gut-Rott | Black Orc Blocker | Orcland Cleavers | 4 |
Top Passers
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Erison Youngwhite | Thrower | The Loren Rangers | 21 |
2 | Lobsang Ludd | Thrower | Middenhein Manhunters | 14 |
3 | (03) Hamish ‘The Hammer’ | Thrower | We Tree Fellows | 13 |
4 | Macbeth | Thrower | We Tree Fellows | 12 |
5 | Shadow | Thrower | Tail Slammers | 9 |
6 | Henry Coffin | Thrower | Middenhein Manhunters | 8 |
7 | Rulg Ear-Hacker | Thrower | Orcland Cleavers | 7 |
8 | (0) Duncan ‘1/2 Pounder’ | Blitzer | We Tree Fellows | 6 |
9 | Arcani Spark | Gutter Runner | Tail Slammers | 5 |
– | Barak Skullsmasher | Marauder | Damage Inc | 5 |
Top Interceptors
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Lauren Lightair | Lineself | The Loren Rangers | 1 |
– | Henry Coffin | Thrower | Middenhein Manhunters | 1 |
– | Simon Orne | Ghoul | The Innsmouth Shadows | 1 |
– | Bat Rat | Gutter Runner | Tail Slammers | 1 |
– | Little Running Behind | Halfling | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 1 |
After running the Stats, it looks like Damage Inc are NOT the worst team in the leagues history. In fact they have a way to go:-D More on this tomorrow after I get some sleep!
Bet I know who the worst team are! Bloody Manhunters! That said tho played well against the old foe, Loren Rangers in the league. They werent happy with draw. Then played out our skins against wtf. If only we could of played all our league match’s that well. Never mind. More to come on Team Network site. Janitor.
Surely the worst team will be Best of Bands or the Bile Blitzers? Maybe even the Ankle Biters?
Heres: my assesmment of this year, as a .wav file: http://www.mediafire.com/file/apc7fx7waexvk5b/JoJos%20opinion%20of%20the%20season.wav
(it’s 32mb large, just so you know.)
hey there is no proof that a skaven stole those boots, just because arcani spark had a nice pair of boots on during the match with the preditors that looked like those that he lost but dosnt proove anything. this is the type of descrimination and steriotyping that us rats have to endure we have rites like all you smelly humans do.
WE LIE!! WE CHEAT!! WE STEAL!!
…wait what? What boots? I never mentioned no boots?
read what you have comented on.