Season 5 – Week 17-20 – Something different

Another month, another catch-up summary! Rather then drag Gerhard away from his current mission (something about Skaven stealing his boots) we thought we would let YOU the coaches tell us about the past four weeks of the league (not because we are busy, that would be lazy).

To get you started, we have seen a few important milestones these past few weeks, to get you started, here are some of the highlights:

  • The Second round of the Spite Challenge 2510/11 has taken place with the Cleavers firmly establishing themselves at the top of the pile
  • The Manhunters getting a late second wind with star Von Lipwig remembering how to play the game after a few seasons asleep at te wheel
  • The Loren Rangers confirming their place in a HDWSBBL Championship Cup Tournament for a staggering 5th time (although the South Division title is still up in the air)
  • The Predators roobing their way into the Championship 5 (and becoming only the 5th team to qualify for more then one Championship Cup Tournament behind the Rangers, RSV, the Reavers and the KKC).
  • Damage Inc become one of the worst teams in HDWSBBL history (our stats geeks are currently working out just how bad they are).
  • One of the most violent, sadistic, rule breaking, cheating games of Blood Blowl we have ever seen in the league, and JoJo was not behind it! (although he was involved).
  • The Tail Slammers play (and win) their 30th game in the HDWSBBL while mocking all the fans that bet that they would not make it that far.
  • A Skaven, a Skink and a Werewolf establish themselves as the top scorers of the season so far…

So, over to you. Let your words echo through the ages. Don’t be shy now.

Quick Summary of Week 17

  • 1 game in North Division – Open Scramble 2510/11
  • 3 games in South Division – Open Scramble 2510/11
  • 6 games in the Spite Challenge 2510/11
  • 48 Touchdowns scored
  • 39 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 60 Completions made
  • 2 Interceptions made
  • 35,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 17

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Spite Challenge 2510/11 – Central Division

Open Scramble 2510/11 – North Division

Open Scramble 2510/11 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 17

  • Mr Weed (Linesman for The Brewers): After only a handful of games under his belt, his life and career goes up in smoke

League Standings for the Open Scramble 2510/11 (Week 20)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
The Innsmouth Shadows 6 4 1 1 15 8 7 13 9 4 13
Teotigua Predators 6 4 0 2 16 12 4 15 9 6 12
Tail Slammers 6 2 3 1 17 16 1 12 13 -1 9
Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 6 3 0 3 14 17 -3 15 20 -5 9
Orcland Cleavers 6 2 2 2 8 9 -1 10 5 5 8
The Brewers 5 1 0 4 8 12 -4 3 7 -4 3
We Tree Fellows 5 0 2 5 12 16 -4 7 12 -5 2

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
The Loren Rangers 5 4 1 0 15 7 8 8 10 -2 13
Brimstone Flayers 5 4 0 1 15 7 8 12 10 2 12
Lustria Leapers 5 3 0 2 9 10 -1 2 12 -10 9
Middenhein Manhunters 6 1 3 2 10 13 -3 9 8 1 6
Grunhelm Gemcutters 5 1 2 2 8 9 -1 19 5 14 5
The Tutsbone Jackles 5 1 2 2 5 6 -1 9 9 0 5
Damage Inc 5 0 0 5 4 14 -10 6 11 -5 0

Player Statistics for the 2510/11 Season (Week 20)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Eleeazar Smith Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 37
2 Kimo Skink Teotigua Predators 34
3 Erza Wheedon Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 33
4 Bat Rat Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 29
5 Vragdish Nail-Eater Blitzer Orcland Cleavers 27
6 Hans Kineitz Blitzer The Brewers 26
7 Two Whistles Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 25
8 (69) Jimmy Catcher We Tree Fellows 23
9 Rientil Gloomheart Linesman Brimstone Flayers 22
Aedeorl Coldheart Blitzer Brimstone Flayers 22

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Eleeazar Smith Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 8
2 Bat Rat Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 7
Kimo Skink Teotigua Predators 7
4 Caneran Everlong Catcher (Legacy) The Loren Rangers 6
Nurglost the Expectorus Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 6
Harris Catcher We Tree Fellows 6
Pikai Skink Teotigua Predators 6
8 Reg Shoe Catcher Middenhein Manhunters 5
Mad Hamish Catcher Middenhein Manhunters 5
Erza Wheedon Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 5

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lashiform Jr Jr Rat Ogre Tail Slammers 8
2 Eleeazar Smith Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 6
Some Kind of Monster Minotaur Damage Inc 6
4 Madgash Ur Ogre Middenhein Manhunters 5
Moxal Kroxigor Teotigua Predators 5
Kwatee Treeman Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 5
Ogtrek Goblinthrottler Troll Slayer Grunhelm Gemcutters 5
8 Erza Wheedon Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 4
Fungus Ironshod Troll Orcland Cleavers 4
Glog Gut-Rott Black Orc Blocker Orcland Cleavers 4

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Erison Youngwhite Thrower The Loren Rangers 21
2 Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 14
3 (03) Hamish ‘The Hammer’ Thrower We Tree Fellows 13
4 Macbeth Thrower We Tree Fellows 12
5 Shadow Thrower Tail Slammers 9
6 Henry Coffin Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 8
7 Rulg Ear-Hacker Thrower Orcland Cleavers 7
8 (0) Duncan ‘1/2 Pounder’ Blitzer We Tree Fellows 6
9 Arcani Spark Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 5
Barak Skullsmasher Marauder Damage Inc 5

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lauren Lightair Lineself The Loren Rangers 1
Henry Coffin Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 1
Simon Orne Ghoul The Innsmouth Shadows 1
Bat Rat Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 1
Little Running Behind Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 1

6 comments

  1. After running the Stats, it looks like Damage Inc are NOT the worst team in the leagues history. In fact they have a way to go:-D More on this tomorrow after I get some sleep!

  2. Bet I know who the worst team are! Bloody Manhunters! That said tho played well against the old foe, Loren Rangers in the league. They werent happy with draw. Then played out our skins against wtf. If only we could of played all our league match’s that well. Never mind. More to come on Team Network site. Janitor.

  3. hey there is no proof that a skaven stole those boots, just because arcani spark had a nice pair of boots on during the match with the preditors that looked like those that he lost but dosnt proove anything. this is the type of descrimination and steriotyping that us rats have to endure we have rites like all you smelly humans do.

    WE LIE!! WE CHEAT!! WE STEAL!!

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