Season 5 – Week 21- 25 – Legends are made as Dreams are shattered

What a month we have had here in the HDWSBBL. We have seen twelve games take place across three competitions. We have seen League milestones being reached, records being broken and many hopes have been shattered since the last WarZone update.

The hottest story of the moment is of Caneran Everlong becoming a legend within the HDWSBBL. It has taken him 53 games over 5 seasons to finally reach 176 Star Player Points but he finally did it against the Middenhein Manhunters in the 3rd round of the Spite Challenge 2510/11. The  bookies are now taking bets on just how long it will take his brother to reach that milestone.

Sticking with the Rangers, as the final few games of the league stages of the Open Scramble 2510/11 have been completed, we finally got to see which teams qualified for the Championship V and which where sent down to the Cleaver Cup. In North Division the Shadows became North Division Champions while the Teotigua Predators finally managed to bag the runner up position after the Tail Slammers stumbled once again! In South Division the Rangers made a lot of people rich by winning the South Division title (their 3rd Divisional Title). After a lot of fighting, second place was determined during the match between the Rangers vs the Lustrian Leapers. If the Leapers could defeat the Rangers 8-0 then they would qualify for the Championship V. Sadly for the leapers they drew 2 all with the Rangers and the Brimstone Flayers qualified instead. They must have been hopping mad…

Damage Inc finally broke teir losing streak, first with a Draw against the Tutsbone Jackles in the Open Scramble and then a win in the Spite Challenge! Don’t get too excited yet though as it took them until game 9 to win their first match, meaning they officially have the worst starting tun of any rookie team in HDWSBBL History overtaking the Highland Nut Crushers and the Jackles!

Other teams have also had some highs and lows. The Brewers, who looked strong earlier in the season, got blown away by WTF and then mauled by the Gemcutters. We hope their sponsors have a good marketing campaign to cover this mess up. In other Human news the Manhunters managed to lose to the Rangers after such a promising game against them last time. At this point in time we are no longer shocked. The Manhunters and Brewers will face in an upcoming week to determine which one of them will qualify for the Cleaver Cup.

Once we get the final game of the Spite Challenge played we will announce the fixtures for the final round. Until then we will start to see the early rounds of the Cleaver Cup and the Championship V begin to take place. The news section of the website hopes to take a look at the opening round of the Championship V before the matches take place tomorrow (or today depending on when you see this!).

Quick Summary of Week 25

  • 1 games in North Division – Open Scramble 2510/11
  • 3 games in South Division – Open Scramble 2510/11
  • 7 games in Central Division – Spite Challenge 2510/11
  • 1 games in First Round – The Cleaver Cup
  • 55 Touchdowns scored
  • 33 Casualties caused (4 resulted in Death)
  • 49 Completions made
  • 2 Interceptions made
  • 43,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 25

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

The Cleaver Cup – First Round

Spite Challenge 2510/11 – Central Division

Open Scramble 2510/11 – North Division

Open Scramble 2510/11 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 25

Player Statistics for the 2510/11 Season (Week 25)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Harris Catcher We Tree Fellows 42
2 (69) Jimmy Catcher We Tree Fellows 39
3 Erza Wheedon Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 37
Eleeazar Smith Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 37
5 Kimo Skink Teotigua Predators 34
6 Bat Rat Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 32
7 Caneran Everlong Catcher (Legacy) The Loren Rangers 30
Lashiform Jr Jr Rat Ogre Tail Slammers 30
9 Aedeorl Coldheart Blitzer Brimstone Flayers 28
10 Vragdish Nail-Eater Blitzer Orcland Cleavers 27

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Harris Catcher We Tree Fellows 11
2 Caneran Everlong Catcher (Legacy) The Loren Rangers 10
3 Bat Rat Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 8
Eleeazar Smith Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 8
5 Kimo Skink Teotigua Predators 7
Pikai Skink Teotigua Predators 7
Huitzilopochtli Catcher Lustria Leapers 7
8 Reg Shoe Catcher Middenhein Manhunters 6
Mad Hamish Catcher Middenhein Manhunters 6
Nurglost the Expectorus Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 6

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lashiform Jr Jr Rat Ogre Tail Slammers 10
2 Madgash Ur Ogre Middenhein Manhunters 7
Moxal Kroxigor Teotigua Predators 7
Some Kind of Monster Minotaur Damage Inc 7
5 Erza Wheedon Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 6
Eleeazar Smith Werewolf The Innsmouth Shadows 6
7 Rempre Netere Mummie (Legacy) The Tutsbone Jackles 5
Kwatee Treeman Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 5
Ogtrek Goblinthrottler Troll Slayer Grunhelm Gemcutters 5
10 Oakton Treeman The Loren Rangers 4

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Erison Youngwhite Thrower The Loren Rangers 24
2 Macbeth Thrower We Tree Fellows 21
3 (03) Hamish ‘The Hammer’ Thrower We Tree Fellows 19
4 Lobsang Ludd Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 14
5 Henry Coffin Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 10
6 Shadow Thrower Tail Slammers 9
Jager von Meister Thrower The Brewers 9
8 Rulg Ear-Hacker Thrower Orcland Cleavers 7
Barak Skullsmasher Marauder Damage Inc 7
10 (0) Duncan ‘1/2 Pounder’ Blitzer We Tree Fellows 6

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lauren Lightair Lineself The Loren Rangers 1
Henry Coffin Thrower Middenhein Manhunters 1
Moist Von Lipwig Blitzer Middenhein Manhunters 1
Simon Orne Ghoul The Innsmouth Shadows 1
Bat Rat Gutter Runner Tail Slammers 1
(69) Jimmy Catcher We Tree Fellows 1
Little Running Behind Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 1

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