Season 6 – Week 4 – Beer, the solution to and cause of, all of lifes problems!

Hey one and all. Not feeling to brite at the momont spent a few days with the Temper Bay Marauders hiding out after the debacle in the brothel ang got into a drinking competion with the boyz and now i’ve got the hangovber of all Hangovers. Never trt out drinking an ork, they ork brew is trong shit. So apologies if this summary runs short but head feels like its going to fly away and i want to be done before the pink elephants start running thro my head again…

Ok so we had thre3 games take place this week 2wo in east division and 1 in west division. I think dhats right.

In East Division we had Universal Horrors vs Temper Bay Marauders and Blackburners vs  Deamons Stump Deamonicans. Now so far the only result managable int his division is draws. So for the teams sake and everyones elses a winner was in desperate need. Anyway to cut a long summary short the Horrors wre Universaly happy when tey beat the bad Tempered Marauders 1-0. In the other match the Deamons beat the Blackburners 1-0. Ooooo me head.

Quickly over to wWest Division wherw the Elfheim Razorhawkes took on the Valhallen Vixens. In a tense match which included Morg n Thorg (again) the Razorhawkes took the game to the Vixens and got 3 past them. To the Vixens credit though they did mange to score one of they own and cap two of the elf players.

Well thats it for another week and hopefully i’ll be in a better state for the next weeks summary.

Oh no.. here comes some that ork brew……

Maybe not.

Janit…

Quick Summary of Week 4

  • 2 games in OWC East – World Series 2511/12
  • 1 games in OWC West – World Series 2511/12
  • 6 Touchdowns scored
  • 7 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 2 Completions made
  • 24,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 4

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

World Series 2511/12 – OWC East

World Series 2511/12 – OWC West

Obituaries for Week 4

  • Porky (Hobgoblin for Blackburners): Killed by a very angry Chaos Dwarf. Porky will be remember for his great quote” th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!” True words on this day.

Player Statistics for the (Week 4)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Blanca Catcher The Gelfs 15
2 Little Running Behind Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 11
Dushruk Hobgoblin Deamons Stump Deamonicans 11
4 Klarisa Oxymoron Witch Elf Brimstone Flayers 10
Haggis Linesman We Tree Fellows 10
Fenrir Canus Werewolf Universal Horrors 10
Stabbity Hobgoblin Blackburners 10
8 Rog Turin Blitzer Elfheim Razorhawks 9
Turgon Daeron Catcher Elfheim Razorhawks 9
10 Graklur-Kal Beastman Drakwald Defilers 8

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Blanca Catcher The Gelfs 5
2 Rog Turin Blitzer Elfheim Razorhawks 3
Dushruk Hobgoblin Deamons Stump Deamonicans 3
4 Little Running Behind Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 2
Harris Catcher We Tree Fellows 2
Shell Two Underworld Goblin Lightning Claws 2
Hamilton Catcher We Tree Fellows 2
8 Idhrenion Morcion Blitzer Elfheim Razorhawks 1
Turgon Daeron Catcher Elfheim Razorhawks 1
Komono ono Lizard Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lucky Strike Minotaur Talos Tobacconists 2
Sutekh Iah Mummie Grimwood Voodoo 2
3 Amunop Nehti Blitz-Ra The Tutsbone Jackles 1
Mehutu Se Skeleton (Legacy) The Tutsbone Jackles 1
Ra Heribi Skeleton (Legacy) The Tutsbone Jackles 1
Baradhamon Lithaldoren Linesman Elfheim Razorhawks 1
Wannamuffin Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 1
Sun In Eyes Halfling Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 1
Inga Runner Valhallen Vixen’s 1
Festus “The Pestitant” Chaos Warrior Drakwald Defilers 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Macbeth Thrower We Tree Fellows 4
2 Manwe Durion Thrower Elfheim Razorhawks 3
Roxanna Thrower The Gelfs 3
Morgrat Shadowthrow Thrower Temper Bay Marauders 3
5 Erika Thrower Valhallen Vixen’s 2
(03) Hamish ‘The Hammer’ Thrower We Tree Fellows 2
Haggis Linesman We Tree Fellows 2
Catheral Thrower The Gelfs 2
Aedeorl Coldheart Blitzer Brimstone Flayers 2
Klarisa Oxymoron Witch Elf Brimstone Flayers 2

3 comments

  1. Try a big greasy fry up, bound to help.

    Anyway, are you over to the Beaumont Bowl next week, we have 36,000 gallons of Fellows 7X brewed up ready, but no home match for a while.

    Shame to waste it.

    1. Fraid i’m gonna have to decline your offer till at least my head stops floating away.
      Keep a bit aside cos i’ve heard your brew is good stuff.

      Till i’m feeling all together again…

      Janitor.

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