- Duration: 6th Oct 2511 – 12th Oct 2511
- Competition(s): World Series 2511/12
- Season: 2511/12 Season
Hey one and all. Not feeling to brite at the momont spent a few days with the Temper Bay Marauders hiding out after the debacle in the brothel ang got into a drinking competion with the boyz and now i’ve got the hangovber of all Hangovers. Never trt out drinking an ork, they ork brew is trong shit. So apologies if this summary runs short but head feels like its going to fly away and i want to be done before the pink elephants start running thro my head again…
Ok so we had thre3 games take place this week 2wo in east division and 1 in west division. I think dhats right.
In East Division we had Universal Horrors vs Temper Bay Marauders and Blackburners vs Deamons Stump Deamonicans. Now so far the only result managable int his division is draws. So for the teams sake and everyones elses a winner was in desperate need. Anyway to cut a long summary short the Horrors wre Universaly happy when tey beat the bad Tempered Marauders 1-0. In the other match the Deamons beat the Blackburners 1-0. Ooooo me head.
Quickly over to wWest Division wherw the Elfheim Razorhawkes took on the Valhallen Vixens. In a tense match which included Morg n Thorg (again) the Razorhawkes took the game to the Vixens and got 3 past them. To the Vixens credit though they did mange to score one of they own and cap two of the elf players.
Well thats it for another week and hopefully i’ll be in a better state for the next weeks summary.
Oh no.. here comes some that ork brew……
Maybe not.
Janit…
Quick Summary of Week 4
- 2 games in OWC East – World Series 2511/12
- 1 games in OWC West – World Series 2511/12
- 6 Touchdowns scored
- 7 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
- 2 Completions made
- 24,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.
Match Results for Week 4
(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)
World Series 2511/12 – OWC East
- Blackburners 0 (1) – 1 (1) Deamons Stump Deamonicans (att 24,000)
- DSD: Dushruk
- Universal Horrors 1 (3) – 0 (0) Temper Bay Marauders (att 21,000)
- UHR: Fenrir Canus
World Series 2511/12 – OWC West
- Elfheim Razorhawks 3 (0) – 1 (2) Valhallen Vixen’s (att 23,000)
- VAL: Nessa
- ERH: Rog Turin (x2), Melimion Alyan
Obituaries for Week 4
- Porky (Hobgoblin for Blackburners): Killed by a very angry Chaos Dwarf. Porky will be remember for his great quote” th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!” True words on this day.
Player Statistics for the (Week 4)
Best Players
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Blanca | Catcher | The Gelfs | 15 |
2 | Little Running Behind | Halfling | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 11 |
– | Dushruk | Hobgoblin | Deamons Stump Deamonicans | 11 |
4 | Klarisa Oxymoron | Witch Elf | Brimstone Flayers | 10 |
– | Haggis | Linesman | We Tree Fellows | 10 |
– | Fenrir Canus | Werewolf | Universal Horrors | 10 |
– | Stabbity | Hobgoblin | Blackburners | 10 |
8 | Rog Turin | Blitzer | Elfheim Razorhawks | 9 |
– | Turgon Daeron | Catcher | Elfheim Razorhawks | 9 |
10 | Graklur-Kal | Beastman | Drakwald Defilers | 8 |
Top Scorers
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Blanca | Catcher | The Gelfs | 5 |
2 | Rog Turin | Blitzer | Elfheim Razorhawks | 3 |
– | Dushruk | Hobgoblin | Deamons Stump Deamonicans | 3 |
4 | Little Running Behind | Halfling | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 2 |
– | Harris | Catcher | We Tree Fellows | 2 |
– | Shell Two | Underworld Goblin | Lightning Claws | 2 |
– | Hamilton | Catcher | We Tree Fellows | 2 |
8 | Idhrenion Morcion | Blitzer | Elfheim Razorhawks | 1 |
– | Turgon Daeron | Catcher | Elfheim Razorhawks | 1 |
– | Komono ono Lizard | Halfling | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 1 |
Most Vicious
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Lucky Strike | Minotaur | Talos Tobacconists | 2 |
– | Sutekh Iah | Mummie | Grimwood Voodoo | 2 |
3 | Amunop Nehti | Blitz-Ra | The Tutsbone Jackles | 1 |
– | Mehutu Se | Skeleton (Legacy) | The Tutsbone Jackles | 1 |
– | Ra Heribi | Skeleton (Legacy) | The Tutsbone Jackles | 1 |
– | Baradhamon Lithaldoren | Linesman | Elfheim Razorhawks | 1 |
– | Wannamuffin | Halfling | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 1 |
– | Sun In Eyes | Halfling | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 1 |
– | Inga | Runner | Valhallen Vixen’s | 1 |
– | Festus “The Pestitant” | Chaos Warrior | Drakwald Defilers | 1 |
Top Passers
# | Player | Position | Team | Value |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Macbeth | Thrower | We Tree Fellows | 4 |
2 | Manwe Durion | Thrower | Elfheim Razorhawks | 3 |
– | Roxanna | Thrower | The Gelfs | 3 |
– | Morgrat Shadowthrow | Thrower | Temper Bay Marauders | 3 |
5 | Erika | Thrower | Valhallen Vixen’s | 2 |
– | (03) Hamish ‘The Hammer’ | Thrower | We Tree Fellows | 2 |
– | Haggis | Linesman | We Tree Fellows | 2 |
– | Catheral | Thrower | The Gelfs | 2 |
– | Aedeorl Coldheart | Blitzer | Brimstone Flayers | 2 |
– | Klarisa Oxymoron | Witch Elf | Brimstone Flayers | 2 |
Try a big greasy fry up, bound to help.
Anyway, are you over to the Beaumont Bowl next week, we have 36,000 gallons of Fellows 7X brewed up ready, but no home match for a while.
Shame to waste it.
Fraid i’m gonna have to decline your offer till at least my head stops floating away.
Keep a bit aside cos i’ve heard your brew is good stuff.
Till i’m feeling all together again…
Janitor.
Loves The Jobs You Hate…
Don’t forget the other solution.
Don’t sober up!!!