Season 7 – Week 11 – Play-Offs Kick Off!!

Azgard Marauders vs Gitz & Shiggles
The hotly tipped game of this round showed the Goblins in sadly poor form. Nothing they tried worked, and as predicted the Azzies did not fail to capitalise.
Demoralised at the poor state of affairs the Gitz just collapsed in the second half.
Thus does the great goblin experiment finally come to a close ,but what a run they had, and what havoc they caused!
Never in the league have we ever seen so much illegal weaponry bought onto a single pitch, and never have the Referees guild ever made so much illicit money from a single team!
Tailslammers vs Temper Bay Marauders
The Mads had several problems dealing with the sneaking Slammers. Bouncing back from their recent hammering from Atrocity, the Slammers were in the kind of form that made them infamous.
Dashing plays, madcap vaudeville, lightning fast combinations, the Mads permently lost two Black Orcs in the amazing show of form from the Slammers.
The Mads still won.
Barak Varr Rebels vs Titans
To be honest, I was a little bit surprised that the Titans were even in the playoffs.
The Dwarves of Barak Varr quickly fixed this. But now they have to worry about the Atrocity next game.
Nightlords Vs Blackburners
Last time these two played, a freak snowstorm badly hampered the Burners already limited mobility. But what are the chances of that happening agai…oh god nooooooo!
In a hauntingly accurate re-enactment of that first game, everything went completely mammaries skyward for the Burners, and their post season dreams finished at the first step.
The Vamps meanwhile continue to go from strength to strength, but can they really beat the Baccies in the next round?

Quick Summary of Week 11

  • 4 games in Quarter Final – New World Conference Play-Offs 2512/13
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 5 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 3 Completions made
  • 30,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 11

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Old World Conference Play-Offs 2512/13 – Quarter Final

New World Conference Play-Offs 2512/13 – Quarter Final

Obituaries for Week 11

One comment

  1. The goblins have been on poor form since about week 6. Doesn’t seem to have upset the coach too much, as rumour has it he’s buggered off to (in his words) a “proppa teem”. Not sure what that means for the Gitz next season, but it doesn’t look good.

    Big question now is, who fancies the chance of being destroyed by the Exhibition?


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