Season 8 – Week 1 – Here we go again!

Welcome to the first edition of Hack of the Day,

I am Dedsmen Linearm and with me today is Handsom Alan, former norse lineman for Livencruel BB in Albion, who will be guiding us through the blood and gore the HDWSBBL has given us.

Hi Deds, it’s nice to be here.  I have been watching the HDWSBBL for all of 4 matches and I have to say I’m disgusted by some of the teams, but that is mainly the chaos with all their mutations.

Well let’s start get straight to the action.  The top match for injuries has to be the NWC champions the Nachthaften Nightlords against the rookie Tlaqua Spacehoppers. How did you see this match Alan?

Shockin! Poor player defending from start to stop.  The injuries though were flowing from the whistle. The vampires KO’d at least 4 of their own players, ‘n drain’d another so much he couldn’t come back.  The Slann then “jumped” on the band wagon and broke one guys back.  Watching the reply he pile-drives him into the floor.  Fantastic injury. He won’t be coming back any time soon.    Luckily for the Nightlords the managed to equal the score when the Slann cather #5 was killed by a masterful bit of skull cracking.  You could here the snap of the bone all around us.  Smashing!

That good huh?  Any other good crunching hits?

A couple actually.  A nice juicy ‘fling had his little ankle broken under a froggy webbed foot.  I have seeen that one as well and the pain across the tubby gits face is a pure delight. 

Follow that with a Slaaneshi beastmen’s fractured skull at the hands of the Defilers crowd.  It’s nice that the match was a fans participator special! Not to forget the Minotaur bashing in that match which gave a minor concussion to one of the cows. 

I also saw that Megatron gained a fractured skull.  Amazing, unbelievable really they were only playing Dark Elves.  At least his team won. 

An’ last but not least we saw a Tobacconist beastmen hauled of for broken leg.  He’ll only have to miss the next game though. Pity really I’d have thought those chaos boys would have taken some human skulls. 

Well you can’t have everything.  Thanks Alan.

And thank you for joing us on “Hack of the Day”, one death, a multitude of career ending injuries and a few minor scuffs made up the opening week.  What will happen in the next matches? We will see you next time.

From me Dedsmen Linearm, good night.

Quick Summary of Week 1

  • 2 games in NWC North – World Series 2513/14
  • 2 games in NWC South – World Series 2513/14
  • 2 games in OWC East – World Series 2513/14
  • 1 games in OWC West – World Series 2513/14
  • 19 Touchdowns scored
  • 23 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 18 Completions made
  • 2 Interceptions made
  • 28,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 1

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

World Series 2513/14 – NWC North

World Series 2513/14 – NWC South

World Series 2513/14 – OWC East

World Series 2513/14 – OWC West

Obituaries for Week 1

League Standings for the World Series 2513/14 (Week 1)

NWC North

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Talos Tobacconists 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 1 2 -1 3
Jimps and Perps 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 3
Sect of Temptation 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Biohazard DX 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0 0 0 0
Nordenringen Titans 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 2 1 1 0

NWC South

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Karond Kar Oblivion 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 5 0 5 3
Arcani\’s All Sparks 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 3 2 1 3
Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 2 3 -1 0
The Asgard Marauders 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0 5 -5 0

OWC East

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Drakwald Defilers 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 1 2 -1 3
Teotigua Flying Frogs 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 2 1 1 3
The Riverside Rainbows 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Wild Brunch 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 1 2 -1 0
Slaaneshi Big Society 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 2 1 1 0

OWC West

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Nachthaften Nightlords 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
Gog Magog Gladiators 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Waterbowl Wanderers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 2 2 0 0

Player Statistics for the World Series 2513/14 (Week 1)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Pall Mall Beastman Talos Tobacconists 8
Tweek Catcher Jimps and Perps 8
Duke Alexius Von Carstein Vampire Nachthaften Nightlords 8
4 Lisec Skarbat Linesman Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 7
Grelth Hulgior Runner Karond Kar Oblivion 7
6 Richmond Beastman Talos Tobacconists 6
Whiteblood Heartrender Blitzer Karond Kar Oblivion 6
Silas Malice Blitzer Karond Kar Oblivion 6
9 Sesslith \”The Seductive\” Chaos Warrior Drakwald Defilers 5
Laufey Linesman The Asgard Marauders 5

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Richmond Beastman Talos Tobacconists 2
Grelth Hulgior Runner Karond Kar Oblivion 2
3 Pall Mall Beastman Talos Tobacconists 1
Gorsquakor Beastman Drakwald Defilers 1
Graklur-Kal Beastman Drakwald Defilers 1
Hodsi Bonestealer Blitzer Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1
Vinin Venomraven Blitzer Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1
Tweek Catcher Jimps and Perps 1
The Colonel Beastman Drakwald Defilers 1
Hammerstein Blitzer Jimps and Perps 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Silas Malice Blitzer Karond Kar Oblivion 3
2 Fluffy Minotaur Slaaneshi Big Society 2
3 Benson Chaos Warrior Talos Tobacconists 1
Festus \”The Pestitant\” Chaos Warrior Drakwald Defilers 1
Josef Franz Thrall Nachthaften Nightlords 1
Lisec Skarbat Linesman Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1
Nick \’The Mangler\’ Stephens Blitzer Nordenringen Titans 1
Brett \’The Hitman\’ Kern Blitzer Nordenringen Titans 1
Count Konrad Von Nachthof Vampire Nachthaften Nightlords 1
Gandalf Thor Blitzer Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Marlboro Beastman Talos Tobacconists 2
Inferno Thrower Arcani\’s All Sparks 2
3 Gorsquakor Beastman Drakwald Defilers 1
Lord Marek Von Nachthof Vampire Nachthaften Nightlords 1
Anatol Riftbreak Linesman Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1
Vinin Venomraven Blitzer Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1
Ferg Blitzer Jimps and Perps 1
Joe Pineapples Thrower Jimps and Perps 1
Blunderball Bironas Thrower Nordenringen Titans 1
Alfheim Berserker The Asgard Marauders 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Anatol Riftbreak Linesman Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 1
Bingo Halfling The Wild Brunch 1

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