Hi Dedsmen Linearm here live from Middenheim,
Further to the report of Lord Havlock’s untimely death an arrest has been made on suspicion of tampering with the lemon cart. Spinz “the Spanner” Greshausen was taken into custody kicking and screaming amidst allegations of a cover up from HDWSBBL officials. The halfling mechanic was dragged into the watchmen headquarters crying and I quote
“It’s a fit up! I don’t own dungerees! You have to believe me!! It was the coach.. the COACH!!!!”
Of course this is a ridiculous statement as we know he was knocked down by a lemon cart not a coach and horses.
In other news rumours have circulated that the Doc has taken a talent spotting trip to the south of Albion and to Tilea. Maybe he is in need of new blood ahead of his game against the Ogres of Gog Magog Gladiators?
Lastly: Arcani Spark, Coach of the All Sparks and resident Zombie, was seen sniffing around the Oblivion’s dressing room after the recent match. Surely he was looking for more than a dirty jockstrap… but who can tell.
See you again soon on Warzone,