Season 11 – Week 1 – The Journey Begins!

BH: Welcome to the first summary (although very much a late one!) of this years action! Sixteen teams were all in action this week across both NWC and OWC, and if you haven’t seen the results already then this is bumper update for those people. Without further ado, lets begin this.

New World Conference

Reptile Dysfunction 1 (1) – 5 (2) Osterwald Ravens

The Ravens showed quite convincingly that they mean business in the league taking apart a very poor Lizardman team who didn’t have the greatest of luck all match. Ruppel Kurz also started his season off well with a quickfire TD hattrick which the Lizards could do nothing about. Dysfunction did manage to pull a TD back early in the first half but without managing to take any of the Ravens out they were soon out numbered in their own half.

MOM: Ruppel Kurz – Osterwald Ravens. Scoring a TD Hattrick on his debut.

Blackwell Tunnel Rats 1 (1) – 4 (4) White Lighting

Much like the Ravens, White Lighting also showed that they are a force this season. They put a hefty four passed the Tunnel Rats as well as taking four of them out just for good measure. The Rats tried to get back into the match but White Lighting already did the damage.

MOM: K – White Lighting. Scoring a TD Hattrick on his debut.

Ragnar\’s Raiders 1 (4) – 1 (1) The Deadly Spawn

A even contest at the Raiders ground this evening. They quickly took the lead over the Slann and caused a few injuries along the way. But after a missplaced play the Spawn quickly hit back in the second half to draw the match with no reply from the Raiders, they will surely be disappointed to not win this one.

MOM: Tafler – Deadly Spawn. Scoring the TD which drew the match.

Kardashian Korsairs 1 (3) – 1 (1) The Fury Little Animals

Another close match which also resulted in a draw. Throughout the match the Animals outpunched the Elves but they clearly left their spikes in the changing room as they were even out punched by their opponents too. The Korsairs were unlucky not to get a winning TD but the Animals held them off long enough to run the clock down.

MOM: Decar Pyrecleaver – Kardashian Korsairs. Took out two Chaos in spectacular fashion.

Old World Conference

Bridgetown Yellowbellies 1 (0) – 1 (2) The Mousillion Patriots

The Patriots must be kicking themselves after this match. Keeping the Halflings at bay proved to be all too much for them as they in the end drew with the Yellowbellies. The Halflings will be certainly celebrating tonight after that.

MOM: Lupus Varg – Mousillion Patriots. Scored the Patriots first TD and MVP.

The Chaos Brawl Stars 3 (6) – 1 (0) Greenleaf Shamblers

In contrast to the match before, the Chaos Brawl Stars showed how you take apart the opposition, regardless if they are Halflings or not. In a brutal match which saw the Shamblers loosing six players off the pitch the Brawl Stars are really the team to watch this season.

MOM: Loxon Hrill – Chaos Brawl Stars. Ran the show for the team.

Anlashok Revalations 1 (0) – 3 (3) Sartosa Buccaneers

Apart from being “Elved” in the first half, the Buccaneers bullied their opponents to a 3-1 win. Nothing went right for the Revalations apart from their TD. The Buccaneers are another team out to prove a point this season and are already well off the mark to do so.

MOM: Ferdinand Rackham – Sartosa Buccaneers. Threw some amazing passes throughout the match.

Pastafarians 0 (1) – 2 (1) Cirque du Gobbo

The Gobbos showed that with guts, courage and a lot of weapons even the smallest can outshine their opponents. The Orcs cousins certainly showed them how to play, regardless of the use of weapons. Leading the stunty pack the Gobbos are bringing stunty back for all little people.

MOM: Penny Wize – Cirque du Gobbo. He is a maniac with a chainsaw, nothing more needs to be said.

Quick Summary of Week 1

  • 4 games in North Division – New World Conference League 2516/17
  • 4 games in South Division – Old World Conference League 2516/17
  • 27 Touchdowns scored
  • 30 Casualties caused (5 resulted in Death)
  • 19 Completions made
  • 18,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 1

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

New World Conference League 2516/17 – North Division

Old World Conference League 2516/17 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 1

Player Statistics for the 2516/17 Season (Week 1)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Loxon Hrill Dark Elf Renegade The Chaos Brawl Stars 13
2 K Catcher White Lighting 9
– Ruppel Kurz Catcher Osterwald Ravens 9
4 Lupus Varg Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 8
– Simian Arc Chaos Warrior The Fury Little Animals 8
6 Strongbow Thrower White Lighting 7
– Diamond White Blitzer White Lighting 7
8 Porter Catcher The Deadly Spawn 6
– Ferdinand Rackham Thrower Sartosa Buccaneers 6
10 Whuto Line Rat Blackwell Tunnel Rats 5

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 K Catcher White Lighting 3
– Ruppel Kurz Catcher Osterwald Ravens 3
3 Loxon Hrill Dark Elf Renegade The Chaos Brawl Stars 2
4 Tafler Blitzer The Deadly Spawn 1
– Obsciim the Quick Gutter Runner Blackwell Tunnel Rats 1
– Boso Oldbuck Halfling Bridgetown Yellowbellies 1
– Diamond White Blitzer White Lighting 1
– Cuaq-quet Skink Reptile Dysfunction 1
– Gonzo Goblin Cirque du Gobbo 1
– Mungo Goblin Cirque du Gobbo 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Diamond White Blitzer White Lighting 2
– Norg\\\’Th M\\\’Hthrog Chaos Ogre The Chaos Brawl Stars 2
– Jaego Roth Blitzer Sartosa Buccaneers 2
– Decar Pyrecleaver Linesman Kardashian Korsairs 2
5 Michelson Linefrog The Deadly Spawn 1
– Nizlut Line Rat Blackwell Tunnel Rats 1
– White Lighting Blitzer White Lighting 1
– Special Vat Linesman White Lighting 1
– Xlxl Saurus Reptile Dysfunction 1
– Kolo Troll Cirque du Gobbo 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leopold Gostahoffer Thrower Osterwald Ravens 3
– Ferdinand Rackham Thrower Sartosa Buccaneers 3
3 DeFranco Catcher The Deadly Spawn 2
– Strongbow Thrower White Lighting 2
5 Porter Catcher The Deadly Spawn 1
– Corpable Snarl Thrower Blackwell Tunnel Rats 1
– Obsciim the Quick Gutter Runner Blackwell Tunnel Rats 1
– Omega Catcher White Lighting 1
– Neroon Blitzer Anlashok Revalations 1
– Delenné Thrower Anlashok Revalations 1

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