- Duration: 1st Sep 2516 – 7th Sep 2516
- Competition(s): New World Conference League 2516/17, Old World Conference League 2516/17
- Season: 2516/17 Season
BH: Welcome to the first summary (although very much a late one!) of this years action! Sixteen teams were all in action this week across both NWC and OWC, and if you haven’t seen the results already then this is bumper update for those people. Without further ado, lets begin this.
New World Conference
The Ravens showed quite convincingly that they mean business in the league taking apart a very poor Lizardman team who didn’t have the greatest of luck all match. Ruppel Kurz also started his season off well with a quickfire TD hattrick which the Lizards could do nothing about. Dysfunction did manage to pull a TD back early in the first half but without managing to take any of the Ravens out they were soon out numbered in their own half.
MOM: Ruppel Kurz – Osterwald Ravens. Scoring a TD Hattrick on his debut.
Much like the Ravens, White Lighting also showed that they are a force this season. They put a hefty four passed the Tunnel Rats as well as taking four of them out just for good measure. The Rats tried to get back into the match but White Lighting already did the damage.
MOM: K – White Lighting. Scoring a TD Hattrick on his debut.
A even contest at the Raiders ground this evening. They quickly took the lead over the Slann and caused a few injuries along the way. But after a missplaced play the Spawn quickly hit back in the second half to draw the match with no reply from the Raiders, they will surely be disappointed to not win this one.
MOM: Tafler – Deadly Spawn. Scoring the TD which drew the match.
Another close match which also resulted in a draw. Throughout the match the Animals outpunched the Elves but they clearly left their spikes in the changing room as they were even out punched by their opponents too. The Korsairs were unlucky not to get a winning TD but the Animals held them off long enough to run the clock down.
MOM: Decar Pyrecleaver – Kardashian Korsairs. Took out two Chaos in spectacular fashion.
Old World Conference
The Patriots must be kicking themselves after this match. Keeping the Halflings at bay proved to be all too much for them as they in the end drew with the Yellowbellies. The Halflings will be certainly celebrating tonight after that.
MOM: Lupus Varg – Mousillion Patriots. Scored the Patriots first TD and MVP.
In contrast to the match before, the Chaos Brawl Stars showed how you take apart the opposition, regardless if they are Halflings or not. In a brutal match which saw the Shamblers loosing six players off the pitch the Brawl Stars are really the team to watch this season.
MOM: Loxon Hrill – Chaos Brawl Stars. Ran the show for the team.
Apart from being “Elved” in the first half, the Buccaneers bullied their opponents to a 3-1 win. Nothing went right for the Revalations apart from their TD. The Buccaneers are another team out to prove a point this season and are already well off the mark to do so.
MOM: Ferdinand Rackham – Sartosa Buccaneers. Threw some amazing passes throughout the match.
The Gobbos showed that with guts, courage and a lot of weapons even the smallest can outshine their opponents. The Orcs cousins certainly showed them how to play, regardless of the use of weapons. Leading the stunty pack the Gobbos are bringing stunty back for all little people.
MOM: Penny Wize – Cirque du Gobbo. He is a maniac with a chainsaw, nothing more needs to be said.
Quick Summary of Week 1
- 4 games in North Division – New World Conference League 2516/17
- 4 games in South Division – Old World Conference League 2516/17
- 27 Touchdowns scored
- 30 Casualties caused (5 resulted in Death)
- 19 Completions made
- 18,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.
Match Results for Week 1
(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)
New World Conference League 2516/17 – North Division
- Reptile Dysfunction 1 (1) – 5 (2) Osterwald Ravens (att 18,000)
- RDF: Cuaq-quet
- OWS: Helmut Harker, Shijo Hashimoto, Ruppel Kurz (x3)
- Blackwell Tunnel Rats 1 (1) – 4 (4) White Lighting (att 13,000)
- BTR: Obsciim the Quick
- WL: K (x3), Diamond White
- Ragnar\’s Raiders 1 (4) – 1 (1) The Deadly Spawn (att 13,000)
- TDS: Tafler
- RSR: Grimwauld Sharptooth
- Kardashian Korsairs 1 (3) – 1 (1) The Fury Little Animals (att 12,000)
- FLA: Simian Arc
- KDK: Tulsls Salaerus
Old World Conference League 2516/17 – South Division
- Bridgetown Yellowbellies 1 (0) – 1 (2) The Mousillion Patriots (att 15,000)
- BYB: Boso Oldbuck
- TMP: Lupus Varg
- The Chaos Brawl Stars 3 (6) – 1 (0) Greenleaf Shamblers (att 15,000)
- GS: Ponto Hotgrass
- CBS: Loxon Hrill (x2), Snake Saunders
- Anlashok Revalations 1 (0) – 3 (3) Sartosa Buccaneers (att 11,000)
- ASR: Neroon
- SBS: Ferdinand Rackham, Flying Marienburger, Berto Redsheet
- Pastafarians 0 (1) – 2 (1) Cirque du Gobbo (att 13,000)
- CDG: Gonzo, Mungo
Obituaries for Week 1
- Treacle Tracey (Halfling for Bridgetown Yellowbellies): Killed on his debut!
- Boso Oldbuck (Halfling for Bridgetown Yellowbellies): Killed on his debut! He did manage to secure the TD to draw the match. A true case of taking one for team.
- Ivanova (Linesman for Anlashok Revalations): Killed on his debut. He also received the MVP for the match…somehow.
- Tesco Vaule (Linesman for White Lighting): Killed on his debut!
- Bestialigor (Beastman for The Fury Little Animals): Killed on his debut!
Player Statistics for the 2516/17 Season (Week 1)
|1||Loxon Hrill||Dark Elf Renegade||The Chaos Brawl Stars||13|
|–||Ruppel Kurz||Catcher||Osterwald Ravens||9|
|4||Lupus Varg||Werewolf||The Mousillion Patriots||8|
|–||Simian Arc||Chaos Warrior||The Fury Little Animals||8|
|–||Diamond White||Blitzer||White Lighting||7|
|8||Porter||Catcher||The Deadly Spawn||6|
|–||Ferdinand Rackham||Thrower||Sartosa Buccaneers||6|
|10||Whuto||Line Rat||Blackwell Tunnel Rats||5|
|–||Ruppel Kurz||Catcher||Osterwald Ravens||3|
|3||Loxon Hrill||Dark Elf Renegade||The Chaos Brawl Stars||2|
|4||Tafler||Blitzer||The Deadly Spawn||1|
|–||Obsciim the Quick||Gutter Runner||Blackwell Tunnel Rats||1|
|–||Boso Oldbuck||Halfling||Bridgetown Yellowbellies||1|
|–||Diamond White||Blitzer||White Lighting||1|
|–||Gonzo||Goblin||Cirque du Gobbo||1|
|–||Mungo||Goblin||Cirque du Gobbo||1|
|1||Diamond White||Blitzer||White Lighting||2|
|–||Norg\\\’Th M\\\’Hthrog||Chaos Ogre||The Chaos Brawl Stars||2|
|–||Jaego Roth||Blitzer||Sartosa Buccaneers||2|
|–||Decar Pyrecleaver||Linesman||Kardashian Korsairs||2|
|5||Michelson||Linefrog||The Deadly Spawn||1|
|–||Nizlut||Line Rat||Blackwell Tunnel Rats||1|
|–||White Lighting||Blitzer||White Lighting||1|
|–||Special Vat||Linesman||White Lighting||1|
|–||Kolo||Troll||Cirque du Gobbo||1|
|1||Leopold Gostahoffer||Thrower||Osterwald Ravens||3|
|–||Ferdinand Rackham||Thrower||Sartosa Buccaneers||3|
|3||DeFranco||Catcher||The Deadly Spawn||2|
|5||Porter||Catcher||The Deadly Spawn||1|
|–||Corpable Snarl||Thrower||Blackwell Tunnel Rats||1|
|–||Obsciim the Quick||Gutter Runner||Blackwell Tunnel Rats||1|