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Season 14 – Week 2 – Moving Forward!

(Jojo is back with another round up of the weeks matches. All his views are his own!)

The Bloated Bile Blitzers 0 (0) – 1 (3) Barack Varr Dreadnauts

I love it when a game of Blood Bowl turns into a pub-carpark brawl, and this one even had a Rotter asking a trollslayer what he just said about his mum in aggrieved tones, lovely.

Only a solitary Pestigor remembered there was a ball on the pitch as the rest of them simply clumped into groups of brawling players and cries of “LEAVE IT OUT TERRY ‘E’S NOT WORTH IT!”

The second half saw the Dwarves hunker down for their trademark upcountry grind. Their pestilent opponents made a good impression of a wall, but it is a known fact that knocking down walls with your head is a beloved Dwarf pastime. So in the end the Dwarves broke through to score a single winning TD in a textbook example of the classic 1-0 grind that bashy teams, and Dwarves in particular are known for.

Gaen Vale Stags 1 (1) – 2 (4) Themysciran Thunderers

As usual the elves blamed anything and everything but themselves for a poor half. From the amount of audible whining you would think that they had actually conceded a touchdown. As a result the amazons then proceeded to give the Elves something to cry about, and any belief that the Stags performance against the Juniaz was a fluke was swiftly put to bed along with about half of the Stags roster. In an outstanding display of violence and referee distraction the Elves finished the match with only 4 players on the pitch. Even elves can’t win against performances like that in the end lost 2-1.

Akumal City Rainmakers 2 (1) – 2 (0) The Tlaqua Spacehoppers

After the last week, the Spacehoppers went into the second round with much to prove. They were in good form and scoring well, but the Rainmakers seem to be catching onto this Bloodbowl business.

They started gaining momentum until in the second half when they managed to score and equaliser for a tie-game. Leaving both sides yet to actually win a match.

Bridgetown Bantams 1 (5) – 0 (0) Pastafarian Juniaz

An early pitch invasion saw many of the gobbos more questionable devices taken down and out in a blatant act of targeted hooliganism that the game has not seen in many a year. In the pouring rain, the Halflings decided that at long last they were finally up against someone their own size and proceeded to bash and foul the ever living out of them. Eventually remembered there was a ball involved in this game, they then made the only touchdown of the match.

Hobbiton Gardeners 0 (1) – 3 (2) Norsca Wild Fire

An over-inflated ball caused much hilarity this game, the Norse managing to score in the first half. They then managed to defend their lead against an increasingly desperate Halfling side. Their coach got so desperate he started directing fireballs against his own side to try and uproot his anchored Treemen! It’s a novel approach, although not one that seems to have worked here. Still it’s something to put in the playbook.

(Tune in next week as Jojo will be commenting again on the matches of round three).

Quick Summary of Week 2

  • 5 games in Central Division – Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519
  • 12 Touchdowns scored
  • 17 Casualties caused (4 resulted in Death)
  • 12 Completions made
  • 17,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 2

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519 – Central Division

Obituaries for Week 2

Standings (After Second Round)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Themysciran Thunderers 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 7 2 5 60
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 4 1 3 60
Gaen Vale Stags 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 4 5 -1 30
Norsca Wild Fire 2 1 0 1 3 1 2 3 4 -1 30
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3 4 -1 30
Bridgetown Bantams 2 1 0 1 1 2 -1 6 3 3 30
Akumal City Rainmakers 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 4 2 2 20
The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1 2 -1 10
Hobbiton Gardeners 2 0 1 1 1 4 -3 3 5 -2 10
Pastafarian Juniaz 2 0 0 2 2 6 -4 1 8 -7 0

Player Statistics for the (Week 2)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 12
2 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 10
3 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 9
4 Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 8
Jousulyte Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 8
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 8
7 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 7
Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 7
Clinara Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 7
Charlie \”Chicken\” Choker Halfling Hopeful Hobbiton Gardeners 7

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 3
2 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 2
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Ozwold Doom Diver Pastafarian Juniaz 2
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 2
Kukulcun Blitzer Akumal City Rainmakers 2
Leif Dansson Norse Berserker Norsca Wild Fire 2
8 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Luke Flystalker Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Oakleaf Treeman Bridgetown Bantams 3
2 Angus \\\”Lucky\\\” Loriccson Deathroller Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Psionia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 2
Bill Bunce Halfling Hopeful Bridgetown Bantams 2
6 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
L. Croakribbittson Linefrog The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
\\\”Biffo\\\” Troll Slayer Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Hugen Slivershield Blocker Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 4
Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 4
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 4
4 Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 3
5 Mictlantecuhtli Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Xheel Xchek Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Philadora Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Juscyra Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1
Itotia Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 1

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Finals are the HDWSBBL speciality. The 2506/07 season had a total of 112,000 fans turned up to the finals and 3rd place play off. The 2507/08 season had a total of 184,000 fans, inculding the final of each championship cup an average of 61,333 a final. The 2508/09 season had an amazing 240,000 fans turn up and average of 60,000 fans each final and the 2509/10 season had a whopping 238,000 fans turn up an average of 79,333 a match! A note to the reader that the 2509/10 season also featured only three finals compaired to the normal four.

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