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Season 14 – Week 4 – End of the Line!

Here we are, final round, it’s been a competition of surprises for sure, and of people wilfully making sure none of my betting slips come up. Don’t think I don’t notice you rizzoles doing this. (Begins grumbling in earnest, is then directed back to match reports). Right, last round, let see what we got then!

Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2 (4) – 0 (0) Norsca Wild Fire

The pundits were all backing Norse to win this game, and some fool told the Dwarves. The resultant carnage would have made even a Khornate team flinch and go “Steady on lads”. Nothing could stop them in the first half, dispatching player after player, not Zara, not Wilhelm Chaney, and the Death Roller wasn’t even on the pitch yet!

And they just kept going in the second half, until the Norse managed to tackle the Deathroller as it was trundling along, leaving the ball uncovered. But the fury and carnage was too much, the Norse must have been too intimidated, as nerves got the better of the players again and again.

There were opportunities to be had, but in the end they couldn’t capitalise on them, 2-0 to the Dreadnauts and a resounding tournament victory for the Dwarves.

The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 2 (4) – 0 (3) Bridgetown Bantams

We managed to get a quote from the Halfling team mid game here, lemme see if I can find it (rustling of various pieces of paper) ah, here it is:

“One day I dream of getting the ball into the other half”

…yeah. At one point those frogs actually managed to cleanly separate the entire Halfling part of the team from the Treemen part of it, and there was a LOT of Treeman in this game.

It seems like after multiple years, the Spacehoppers have finally found their groove, and thanks to that, they managed to secure third place in the tournament and more silverware for this, the only Slaan team with any.

Themysciran Thunderers 2 (2) – 1 (2) The Bloated Bile Blitzers

The Bile Blitzers’ lone pestigor continues to the be the only player who realises this is (allegedly, I don’t believe it either) a ball sport, and he’s beginning to get really good at it. However unlike the ‘flings of the last round, these amazons weren’t going to be intimidated by the beast, and they dragged it down and fouled it off the pitch.

For a moment glory loomed for the Blitzers but at that last moment, the ball carrier tripped over his own fetid toes, and the tide turned.

Rallying back, the Thunderers mounted the charge and scored twice in the second half, coming back from being one behind in the first half for a 2-1 win, and to beat off [ooh er missus – ed] the Blitzers for the 2nd place finish.

Akumal City Rainmakers 1 (0) – 2 (2) Gaen Vale Stags

A tight game were nothing noteworth happened. EXACTLY what the Elves have been waiting for, and they must be praising Nuffle for that.

The elves for once proved all of their detractors wrong and actually managed to outscore their opponents, denying the Rainmakers 3rd place. But whether this last spurt of performance is enough for us to ever see them again only time will tell.

Hobbiton Gardeners 3 (3) – 0 (0) Pastafarian Juniaz

Confidentially, I don’t think these Jr division players for the Pastafarians are going to be seen again in this league. I mean, those three that the Troll ate this game wont be for a start.

…and if you need more of a match report after being told that then clearly you are not a fan of blood bowl.
…and that was the… THE CHANELF CHALLENGE CUP!?!? THE CHANELF BLOODY CUP!? YOU MEAN I’VE BEEN DOING [blank] MATCH REPORTS FOR A [blank] ELF SPONSORED TOURNAMENT!? WHEN I CATCH YOU I’M GOING [blank] YOUR [blank] AND [blank][blank] INSIDE YOUR OWN [blank] AND THEN PLAY YOU LIKE A [blank]ING BANJO!
we’ll have more match reports from JoJo in the winter season….OH [blank] HE’S GOT INSIDE! DON’T JUST STAND THERE! RUN! OH [blank][blank] HE’S GOT A…[signal cutoff]

Quick Summary of Week 4

  • 5 games in Central Division – Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519
  • 13 Touchdowns scored
  • 20 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Death)
  • 6 Completions made
  • 23,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 4

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519 – Central Division

Obituaries for Week 4

Standings (After Fourth Round)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 4 4 0 0 6 1 5 9 1 8 120
Themysciran Thunderers 4 3 0 1 6 3 3 9 5 4 90
The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 4 2 1 1 7 5 2 6 10 -4 70
Norsca Wild Fire 4 2 0 2 5 3 2 6 9 -3 60
Gaen Vale Stags 4 2 0 2 8 7 1 7 8 -1 60
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 4 2 0 2 3 3 0 6 7 -1 60
Akumal City Rainmakers 4 1 2 1 6 5 1 4 4 0 50
Hobbiton Gardeners 4 1 1 2 5 6 -1 11 6 5 40
Bridgetown Bantams 4 1 0 3 1 5 -4 10 8 2 30
Pastafarian Juniaz 4 0 0 4 2 11 -9 1 11 -10 0

Player Statistics for the (Week 4)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Aleksander Lødemel Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 19
2 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 16
Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 16
4 Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 14
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 14
6 Matthewn \”Chopper\” Harris Troll Slayer Barack Varr Dreadnauts 12
Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 12
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 12
Walter Whacker Halfling Hopeful Hobbiton Gardeners 12
Oakleaf Treeman Bridgetown Bantams 12

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 5
2 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 3
Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 3
Aleksander Lødemel Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 3
6 Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Ozwold Doom Diver Pastafarian Juniaz 2
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 2
Barry \”The Basher\” Bishop Halfling Hopeful Hobbiton Gardeners 2

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Oakleaf Treeman Bridgetown Bantams 6
2 Trunkgirth Hardwood Treeman Hobbiton Gardeners 5
3 Obi-Wan Kroaknobi Blitzer The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 2
Gorim Garinsson Blocker Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Angus \”Lucky\” Loriccson Deathroller Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Clinara Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 2
Psionia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Chryogone Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Charlie \”Chicken\” Choker Halfling Hopeful Hobbiton Gardeners 2

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 6
Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 6
3 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 5
4 Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 4
5 Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 2
6 Mictlantecuhtli Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Xheel Xchek Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kristoffer Henriksen Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 1

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