Posted on July 18, 2019
- Duration: 11th Jul 2519 – 18th Jul 2519
- Competition(s): Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519
- Season: 2519/20 Season
The pundits were all backing Norse to win this game, and some fool told the Dwarves. The resultant carnage would have made even a Khornate team flinch and go “Steady on lads”. Nothing could stop them in the first half, dispatching player after player, not Zara, not Wilhelm Chaney, and the Death Roller wasn’t even on the pitch yet!
And they just kept going in the second half, until the Norse managed to tackle the Deathroller as it was trundling along, leaving the ball uncovered. But the fury and carnage was too much, the Norse must have been too intimidated, as nerves got the better of the players again and again.
There were opportunities to be had, but in the end they couldn’t capitalise on them, 2-0 to the Dreadnauts and a resounding tournament victory for the Dwarves.
We managed to get a quote from the Halfling team mid game here, lemme see if I can find it (rustling of various pieces of paper) ah, here it is:
“One day I dream of getting the ball into the other half”
…yeah. At one point those frogs actually managed to cleanly separate the entire Halfling part of the team from the Treemen part of it, and there was a LOT of Treeman in this game.
It seems like after multiple years, the Spacehoppers have finally found their groove, and thanks to that, they managed to secure third place in the tournament and more silverware for this, the only Slaan team with any.
The Bile Blitzers’ lone pestigor continues to the be the only player who realises this is (allegedly, I don’t believe it either) a ball sport, and he’s beginning to get really good at it. However unlike the ‘flings of the last round, these amazons weren’t going to be intimidated by the beast, and they dragged it down and fouled it off the pitch.
For a moment glory loomed for the Blitzers but at that last moment, the ball carrier tripped over his own fetid toes, and the tide turned.
Rallying back, the Thunderers mounted the charge and scored twice in the second half, coming back from being one behind in the first half for a 2-1 win, and to beat off [ooh er missus – ed] the Blitzers for the 2nd place finish.
A tight game were nothing noteworth happened. EXACTLY what the Elves have been waiting for, and they must be praising Nuffle for that.
The elves for once proved all of their detractors wrong and actually managed to outscore their opponents, denying the Rainmakers 3rd place. But whether this last spurt of performance is enough for us to ever see them again only time will tell.
Confidentially, I don’t think these Jr division players for the Pastafarians are going to be seen again in this league. I mean, those three that the Troll ate this game wont be for a start.
Quick Summary of Week 4
- 5 games in Central Division – Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519
- 13 Touchdowns scored
- 20 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Death)
- 6 Completions made
- 23,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.
Match Results for Week 4
(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)
Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519 – Central Division
- The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 2 (4) – 0 (3) Bridgetown Bantams (att 16,000)
- TSH: Jar Jar Skinks, B. Slanndoshan
- Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2 (4) – 0 (0) Norsca Wild Fire (att 22,000)
- BVD: Morag Rhunlikhelsson, Grung Fodrinsson
- Themysciran Thunderers 2 (2) – 1 (2) The Bloated Bile Blitzers (att 23,000)
- BBB: Pustule Picker
- TTS: Okida, Neidadora
- Akumal City Rainmakers 1 (0) – 2 (2) Gaen Vale Stags (att 15,000)
- GVS: Mhaenal Elamice, Ryo Holazorwyn
- ACR: Itotia
- Hobbiton Gardeners 3 (3) – 0 (0) Pastafarian Juniaz (att 10,000)
- HBG: Samwise Gamgee, Barry \”The Basher\” Bishop (x2)
Obituaries for Week 4
- Lyting Barstad (Norse Linesman for Norsca Wild Fire): Killed!!!
- Da Uvver Powda Monkee (Goblin for Pastafarian Juniaz ): Death by Consumption!!!
Standings (After Fourth Round)
|Barack Varr Dreadnauts||4||4||0||0||6||1||5||9||1||8||120|
|The Tlaqua Spacehoppers||4||2||1||1||7||5||2||6||10||-4||70|
|Norsca Wild Fire||4||2||0||2||5||3||2||6||9||-3||60|
|Gaen Vale Stags||4||2||0||2||8||7||1||7||8||-1||60|
|The Bloated Bile Blitzers||4||2||0||2||3||3||0||6||7||-1||60|
|Akumal City Rainmakers||4||1||2||1||6||5||1||4||4||0||50|
Player Statistics for the (Week 4)
|1||Aleksander Lødemel||Norse Linesman||Norsca Wild Fire||19|
|2||Leaper Organa||Catcher||The Tlaqua Spacehoppers||16|
|–||Grung Fodrinsson||Runner||Barack Varr Dreadnauts||16|
|4||Jar Jar Skinks||Catcher||The Tlaqua Spacehoppers||14|
|–||Huani||Catcher||Akumal City Rainmakers||14|
|6||Matthewn \”Chopper\” Harris||Troll Slayer||Barack Varr Dreadnauts||12|
|–||Pustule Picker||Pestigor||The Bloated Bile Blitzers||12|
|–||Zilyana Torjeon||Catcher||Gaen Vale Stags||12|
|–||Walter Whacker||Halfling Hopeful||Hobbiton Gardeners||12|
|1||Grung Fodrinsson||Runner||Barack Varr Dreadnauts||5|
|2||Leaper Organa||Catcher||The Tlaqua Spacehoppers||3|
|–||Pustule Picker||Pestigor||The Bloated Bile Blitzers||3|
|–||Mhaenal Elamice||Blitzer||Gaen Vale Stags||3|
|–||Aleksander Lødemel||Norse Linesman||Norsca Wild Fire||3|
|6||Zilyana Torjeon||Catcher||Gaen Vale Stags||2|
|–||Ryo Holazorwyn||Catcher||Gaen Vale Stags||2|
|–||Ozwold||Doom Diver||Pastafarian Juniaz||2|
|–||Barry \”The Basher\” Bishop||Halfling Hopeful||Hobbiton Gardeners||2|
|2||Trunkgirth Hardwood||Treeman||Hobbiton Gardeners||5|
|3||Obi-Wan Kroaknobi||Blitzer||The Tlaqua Spacehoppers||2|
|–||Gorim Garinsson||Blocker||Barack Varr Dreadnauts||2|
|–||Angus \”Lucky\” Loriccson||Deathroller||Barack Varr Dreadnauts||2|
|–||Haldir Qiydark||Catcher||Gaen Vale Stags||2|
|–||Charlie \”Chicken\” Choker||Halfling Hopeful||Hobbiton Gardeners||2|
|1||Jar Jar Skinks||Catcher||The Tlaqua Spacehoppers||6|
|–||Andrathatm Eilfina||Thrower||Gaen Vale Stags||6|
|3||Leaper Organa||Catcher||The Tlaqua Spacehoppers||5|
|4||Huani||Catcher||Akumal City Rainmakers||4|
|6||Mictlantecuhtli||Linefrog||Akumal City Rainmakers||1|
|–||Xheel Xchek||Linefrog||Akumal City Rainmakers||1|
|–||Grung Fodrinsson||Runner||Barack Varr Dreadnauts||1|
|–||Pustule Picker||Pestigor||The Bloated Bile Blitzers||1|
|–||Zilyana Torjeon||Catcher||Gaen Vale Stags||1|
|1||Kristoffer Henriksen||Norse Linesman||Norsca Wild Fire||1|
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