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Season 14 – Week 3 – Where is the Blood?

This feels like the third round, but I can’t tell for sure without looking it up and HA HA HA Good luck with that. Whatever:


North Division

Gaen Vale Stags 4 (0) – 1 (0) Norsca Wild Fire

At this point, there can now be no doubt that there’s at least one elf team thats playing to expected form.

Three touchdowns before the end of the first half? That’s a proper elfing that is.

They then kindly took a siesta in the second half, only scoring one more time before deciding to let the Norse have the ball as those berzerkers were beginning to take things a little personally, as one elf with a hilariously fractured skull could attest.

Beards of Zeus 2 (4) – 0 (2) The Bloated Bile Blitzers

The Blitzers were eager to prove that they weren’t daunted by the Beard’s win over potential league favourites the Brak Var Dreadnaughts last round.

They should have been. They really really should have been.

Putting down a drive mere yards away from the TD zone with almost comtemptous ease the beards then ground downhill in their traditional fashion for the first touchdown.

Second half saw the Dwarfs casually maintain their lead against an increasingly desperate Blitzers and score again. In two games, the Beards have shown themselves to be the ones to beat in this division, with the next rounds match-up between the Stags and the Dreadnaughts being as crucial as their own with Norsca Fire in determining who will come out on top.


South Division

Har Ganeth Vipers 1 (1) – 1 (0) Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC

I was going to start this report by pointing out that Elf teams have had mixed results this season, but then this round happened and unfortunately I don’t get to say that anymore. Bastards.

In the beginning it looked like Lustria Loco weren’t going to do anything to shift that trend as they gleefully smashed their way forward with the momentum they’d built up so far this season. Leading 1-0 in the first half, Locomotive seemed to have everything in hand. Then the Vipers had a singular moment of elvish bullshit that turned a 1-0 win and potentially an unassailable position top of the league for the Locos into a one all draw… that still puts the Loco’s in a pretty good position on the top of the table to be honest.

DC Marvels 1 (3) – 1 (2) Liz \’n\’ Let Die

These “elves” managed to get an early TD, but the Lizzies rallied back to equalise. A scrappy second half saw neither side able to break the deadlock, resulting in a one-all draw that sees Liz N Let Die maintain their 3pt trail from the division leaders Lustria Locomotive. At this point it seems like only the Thunderers could possibly beat the Loco’s in points in the South Division.

The next round will be crucial it seems…

Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 3

  • 2 games in North Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 2 games in South Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 12 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 7 Completions made
  • 18,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 3

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Winter Series 2519/20 – North Division

Winter Series 2519/20 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 3

League Standings for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 3)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Gaen Vale Stags 2 2 0 0 7 2 5 0 3 -3 6
Beards of Zeus 3 2 0 1 4 3 1 8 2 6 6
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2 1 0 1 2 1 1 0 3 -3 3
Norsca Wild Fire 2 0 1 1 2 5 -3 0 2 -2 1
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3 0 1 2 1 5 -4 6 4 2 1

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 3 2 1 0 5 1 4 2 1 1 7
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 3 4 -1 4
Themysciran Thunderers 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2 1 1 3
Har Ganeth Vipers 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1 1 0 1
DC Marvels 2 0 1 1 1 4 -3 3 4 -1 1

Player Statistics for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 3)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 14
2 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 12
3 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 10
4 Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 9
5 Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 8
6 Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 7
Kananga Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 7
Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 7
Arturo Mendes Blocker Beards of Zeus 7
Galacter Linesman DC Marvels 7

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 3
3 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Bloxa Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
Mara Dawnscar Blitzer Har Ganeth Vipers 2
7 Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Marcus Hafsten Ulfwerner Norsca Wild Fire 1
Gunnar Arnevik Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 2
Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
5 Neidadora Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Isnia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Pestilent Pecker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1
Kananga Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1
Dr. No Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 3
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
3 Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 2
4 Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 1
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1
Mr Kidd Skink Runner Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1
Celo Voidcrusher Blitzer Har Ganeth Vipers 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

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