Season 14 – Week 4 – Going For Broke!
Posted on October 30, 2019
- Duration: 17th Oct 2519 – 23rd Oct 2519
- Competition(s): Winter Series 2519/20
- Season: 2519/20 Season
Right, this one was a bloody nightmare, once again everyone conspired to make sure none of my hot tips came up, and don’t think I’m not taking names and faces for the lot of you. There’s going to be a reckoning for this, makr my words or I’m not… what? Match reports? Fine, have your sodding reports!
North Division
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 (2) – 3 (1) Gaen Vale Stags
The Elvish bullshit continues unabated, and I think we have to concede that the shine has gone right off the Dreads year. The Dreads attempted to try and dig their way out of trouble which is very Dwarven, but also very unlikely to actually work.
I knew it was a bad idea to tip them to win, I sodding knew it.
Norsca Wild Fire 1 (1) – 0 (4) Beards of Zeus
Norsca were still a might pissed off a the Stags Elvish bullshit from last round, and I’ve been bigging up the Beards for the last few games so it really is no surprise that the Beards lost here. On Touchdowns anyway. On casualties however, where it MATTERS, the Beards quite literally hammered them.
South Division
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1 (0) – 1 (0) DC Marvels
DC are proving to be one the few Elf teams to show a preference for the one-all draw, it’s almost as if THEY WERE A HUMAN TEAM, IN DISGUISE. HINT. HINT.
The Loco’s let their instincts lead them and it’s hard to say if their desperate savagery helped or hindered them this game. Either way, a point’s a point and right now the Loco’s are sitting assailable at the top of the division.
Themysciran Thunderers 2 (3) – 2 (0) Har Ganeth Vipers
Now that the Vipers are Elfing to industrial standards, could the Thunderers slow them down enough to vaporise them into a fine pink mist?
Well, they tried, and managed to struggle their way to a draw, which against (real) Elves is always something. But the Thunderers needed a win if they wanted to a chance of beating Lustria Locomotive in this division. So now they’re in a race for the second place slot with the other Lizardman team of this year: Liz’N’Let’Die.
Jojo
Quick Summary of Week 4
- 2 games in North Division – Winter Series 2519/20
- 2 games in South Division – Winter Series 2519/20
- 11 Touchdowns scored
- 11 Casualties caused (0 resulted in Death)
- 8 Completions made
- 21,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.
Match Results for Week 4
(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)
Winter Series 2519/20 – North Division
- Norsca Wild Fire 1 (1) – 0 (4) Beards of Zeus (att 19,000)
- NWF: Urgron Berg
- Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 (2) – 3 (1) Gaen Vale Stags (att 20,000)
- BVD: Grung Fodrinsson
- GVS: Haldir Qiydark, Ryo Holazorwyn, Leoven Greenarse
Winter Series 2519/20 – South Division
- Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1 (0) – 1 (0) DC Marvels (att 19,000)
- LVL: Paxrimani
- DCM: Dan Copper
- Themysciran Thunderers 2 (3) – 2 (0) Har Ganeth Vipers (att 21,000)
- TTS: Okida, Hippocita
- HGV: Haro Hellstrike, Celo Voidcrusher
League Standings for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 4)
North Division
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | TF | TA | TD | CF | CA | CD | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gaen Vale Stags | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 9 |
| Beards of Zeus | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 3 | 9 | 6 |
| Norsca Wild Fire | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 4 |
| Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 3 |
| The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
South Division
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | TF | TA | TD | CF | CA | CD | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 8 |
| Themysciran Thunderers | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| Liz \’n\’ Let Die | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 4 |
| Har Ganeth Vipers | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 2 |
| DC Marvels | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 2 |
Player Statistics for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 4)
Best Players
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hippocita | Catcher | Themysciran Thunderers | 15 |
| 2 | Ed Harken | Blocker | Beards of Zeus | 14 |
| 3 | Ryo Holazorwyn | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 13 |
| 4 | Galacter | Linesman | DC Marvels | 12 |
| 5 | Haldir Qiydark | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 11 |
| – | Zilyana Torjeon | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 11 |
| – | Paxrimani | Skink Runner | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 11 |
| 8 | Morag Rhunlikhelsson | Runner | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 9 |
| – | Sathya | Lineswoman | Themysciran Thunderers | 9 |
| – | Champ Kind | Blocker | Beards of Zeus | 9 |
Top Scorers
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ryo Holazorwyn | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 4 |
| – | Hippocita | Catcher | Themysciran Thunderers | 4 |
| 3 | Morag Rhunlikhelsson | Runner | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 2 |
| – | Haldir Qiydark | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 2 |
| – | Zilyana Torjeon | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 2 |
| – | Bloxa | Saurus Blocker | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 2 |
| – | Paxrimani | Skink Runner | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 2 |
| – | Mara Dawnscar | Blitzer | Har Ganeth Vipers | 2 |
| – | Leoven Greenarse | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 2 |
| 10 | Grung Fodrinsson | Runner | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
Most Vicious
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Billy Bad-Breath | Bloater | The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 2 |
| – | Snodule Scuzzball | Rotspawn | The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 2 |
| – | Sathya | Lineswoman | Themysciran Thunderers | 2 |
| – | Champ Kind | Blocker | Beards of Zeus | 2 |
| – | Brick Tamland | Blitzer | Beards of Zeus | 2 |
| – | Ed Harken | Blocker | Beards of Zeus | 2 |
| – | Baxter | Deathroller | Beards of Zeus | 2 |
| – | Jack Johnson | Troll Slayer | Beards of Zeus | 2 |
| 9 | Morag Rhunlikhelsson | Runner | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
| – | Hugen Slivershield | Blocker | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
Top Passers
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Andrathatm Eilfina | Thrower | Gaen Vale Stags | 3 |
| – | Zilyana Torjeon | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 3 |
| 3 | Abroulete | Thrower | Themysciran Thunderers | 2 |
| – | Ron Burgundy | Runner | Beards of Zeus | 2 |
| – | Alex \”No Mercy\” | Thrower | DC Marvels | 2 |
| 6 | Morag Rhunlikhelsson | Runner | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
| – | Pustule Picker | Pestigor | The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 1 |
| – | Mhaenal Elamice | Blitzer | Gaen Vale Stags | 1 |
| – | Ryo Holazorwyn | Catcher | Gaen Vale Stags | 1 |
| – | Hippocita | Catcher | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
Top Interceptors
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hippocita | Catcher | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
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