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Season 14 – Week 4 – Going For Broke!

Posted on October 30, 2019

Right, this one was a bloody nightmare, once again everyone conspired to make sure none of my hot tips came up, and don’t think I’m not taking names and faces for the lot of you. There’s going to be a reckoning for this, makr my words or I’m not… what? Match reports? Fine, have your sodding reports!

North Division

Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 (2) – 3 (1) Gaen Vale Stags

The Elvish bullshit continues unabated, and I think we have to concede that the shine has gone right off the Dreads year. The Dreads attempted to try and dig their way out of trouble which is very Dwarven, but also very unlikely to actually work.

I knew it was a bad idea to tip them to win, I sodding knew it.

Norsca Wild Fire 1 (1) – 0 (4) Beards of Zeus

Norsca were still a might pissed off a the Stags Elvish bullshit from last round, and I’ve been bigging up the Beards for the last few games so it really is no surprise that the Beards lost here. On Touchdowns anyway. On casualties however, where it MATTERS, the Beards quite literally hammered them.

South Division

Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1 (0) – 1 (0) DC Marvels

DC are proving to be one the few Elf teams to show a preference for the one-all draw, it’s almost as if THEY WERE A HUMAN TEAM, IN DISGUISE. HINT. HINT.

The Loco’s let their instincts lead them and it’s hard to say if their desperate savagery helped or hindered them this game. Either way, a point’s a point and right now the Loco’s are sitting assailable at the top of the division.

Themysciran Thunderers 2 (3) – 2 (0) Har Ganeth Vipers

Now that the Vipers are Elfing to industrial standards, could the Thunderers slow them down enough to vaporise them into a fine pink mist?

Well, they tried, and managed to struggle their way to a draw, which against (real) Elves is always something. But the Thunderers needed a win if they wanted to a chance of beating Lustria Locomotive in this division. So now they’re in a race for the second place slot with the other Lizardman team of this year: Liz’N’Let’Die.

Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 4

  • 2 games in North Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 2 games in South Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 11 Casualties caused (0 resulted in Death)
  • 8 Completions made
  • 21,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 4

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Winter Series 2519/20 – North Division

Winter Series 2519/20 – South Division

League Standings for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 4)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Gaen Vale Stags 3 3 0 0 10 3 7 1 5 -4 9
Beards of Zeus 4 2 0 2 4 4 0 12 3 9 6
Norsca Wild Fire 3 1 1 1 3 5 -2 1 6 -5 4
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 2 4 -2 3
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3 0 1 2 1 5 -4 6 4 2 1

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 4 2 2 0 6 2 4 2 1 1 8
Themysciran Thunderers 3 1 1 1 5 4 1 5 1 4 4
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 3 4 -1 4
Har Ganeth Vipers 3 0 2 1 4 6 -2 1 4 -3 2
DC Marvels 3 0 2 1 2 5 -3 3 4 -1 2

Player Statistics for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 4)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 15
2 Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 14
3 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 13
4 Galacter Linesman DC Marvels 12
5 Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 11
– Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 11
– Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 11
8 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 9
– Sathya Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 9
– Champ Kind Blocker Beards of Zeus 9

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 4
– Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 4
3 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
– Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
– Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
– Bloxa Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
– Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
– Mara Dawnscar Blitzer Har Ganeth Vipers 2
– Leoven Greenarse Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
10 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
– Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
– Sathya Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
– Champ Kind Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
– Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 2
– Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
– Baxter Deathroller Beards of Zeus 2
– Jack Johnson Troll Slayer Beards of Zeus 2
9 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
– Hugen Slivershield Blocker Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 3
– Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
3 Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 2
– Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 2
– Alex \”No Mercy\” Thrower DC Marvels 2
6 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
– Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
– Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
– Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
– Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

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