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Season 14 – Week 5 – Final Week! (For the Qualifiers…)

Posted on November 7, 2019

So, it’s the final round. I’d like to say everything is still to play for, but to be honest both divisions worked out who was going to be on top last round. This is just working out who get’s to go to the League Cup and who get’s to fight over some sort of piece of crockery. Vase? What’s that? Next we’ll be playing for a Cuddly Toy of Wilhelm Chaney.

Incidentally and in no way connected, does anyone want to buy several crates of stuffed animals from me? There was a tremendous postal mix-up.

North Division

Norsca Wild Fire 1 (4) – 1 (6) Barack Varr Dreadnauts

Bloodbath! Norsca have been flying high over their win against the Beards last round and had a score to settle with the Dreadnaut’s for the Summer Cup. But the Dreadnauts had grudges of their own and were none too picky about who they filed them upon. The second half saw the Dreadnaught’s equalise with the jammiest of Hail-Maries that I’ve ever seen in my life, all the while both sides piled up the casualties. A deadly and bitter struggle, where the only real winner was Bloodbowl.

The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1 (3) – 3 (1) Gaen Vale Stags

The Stag’s attempted elf bullshit against stalwart interference from the Blitzers. Some of which consisted of the Blitzers giving a robust murdering to them. In a mirror of their last games, the Elves secured their position and then hung back, allowing the slower paced team score a consolatory touchdown. Unlike last game, that was because they were six players down by the end and basically had to.

South Division

Themysciran Thunderers 1 (2) – 1 (2) Liz \’n\’ Let Die

It looks like even a second place finish has proved beyond the Thunderers reach, whilst Liz N Let Die continue to improve and evolve right before our very eyes. Not literally you understand, that generally only happens with Tzeentchi teams. Or sometimes Skaven ones who have been hitting the half-time Warpstone a bit too hard.

DC Marvels 0 (1) – 2 (1) Har Ganeth Vipers

Could the fake elves of DC Marvels fool the real elves of the Har-Ganeth Vipers long enough to pull out a surprise win? Er… no. No they could not. DC Marvels showed good moxie, but the Vipers showed actual skill and ability and it turns out those things are better at winning games of Blood-Bowl.

Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 5

  • 2 games in North Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 2 games in South Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 10 Touchdowns scored
  • 20 Casualties caused (3 resulted in Death)
  • 12 Completions made
  • 26,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 5

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Winter Series 2519/20 – North Division

Winter Series 2519/20 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 5

League Standings for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 5)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Gaen Vale Stags 4 4 0 0 13 4 9 2 8 -6 12
Beards of Zeus 4 2 0 2 4 4 0 12 3 9 6
Norsca Wild Fire 4 1 2 1 4 6 -2 5 12 -7 5
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 4 1 1 2 4 5 -1 8 8 0 4
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 4 0 1 3 2 8 -6 9 5 4 1

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 4 2 2 0 6 2 4 2 1 1 8
Themysciran Thunderers 4 1 2 1 6 5 1 7 3 4 5
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 4 1 2 1 5 5 0 5 6 -1 5
Har Ganeth Vipers 4 1 2 1 6 6 0 2 5 -3 5
DC Marvels 4 0 2 2 2 7 -5 4 5 -1 2

Player Statistics for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 5)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 18
– Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 18
3 Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 14
4 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 13
5 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 12
– Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 12
– Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 12
– Galacter Linesman DC Marvels 12
9 Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 11
– Finih Fyrestride Linesman Har Ganeth Vipers 11

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 5
2 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 4
3 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 3
– Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
– Leoven Greenarse Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
6 Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
– Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
– Rosa Klebb Skink Runner Liz \’n\’ Let Die 2
– Bloxa Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
– Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3
– Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3
3 \”Biffo\” Troll Slayer Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
– Gorim Garinsson Blocker Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
– Sathya Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
– Kananga Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 2
– Champ Kind Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
– Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 2
– Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
– Baxter Deathroller Beards of Zeus 2

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 5
– Alex \”No Mercy\” Thrower DC Marvels 5
3 Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 4
4 Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 3
5 Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
– Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 2
– Elvbane Catcher DC Marvels 2
8 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
– Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
– Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

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