Season 14 – Week 6 – And Now For Something Completely Different…
Posted on November 25, 2019
- Duration: 7th Nov 2519 – 13th Nov 2519
- Competition(s): HDWSBBL League Cup V, The Vase Championship II
- Season: 2519/20 Season
Well, here we are for a 5 game post season. I’m sure this will end well. I’m absolutely certain this won’t be the worst idea since the Bodyguard of King Harold said “Look sire! An arrow! Try to catch it between your teeth!”.
Whatever.
HDWSBBL League Cup V
Beards of Zeus 2 (3) – 1 (0) Gaen Vale Stags
The Beards came looking for revenge, and between the resultant violence, they also found the ball. But the real touchdowns were the elf-corpses they made along the way.
The Beards, it seems, are back in town.
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2 (3) – 1 (4) Themysciran Thunderers
“Dont worry!” said the Thunderers, “We’ll stop the..!” And then this scaly juggernaut rolled over them whilst making curious “Choo-Choo” and “Chugga-Chugga” noises. It’s another strong start from Locomotiv, and at this point we have to ask if anything can stop this Lizardman team?
Tune in next round to see if even my tipping them to win can do it.
The Vase Championship II
Har Ganeth Vipers 2 (1) – 1 (0) Norsca Wild Fire
A tight game between the two led to a nailbiting finish which saw the Elves finally find some bullshit left in the tank and pull ahead for a 2-1 result in the last moments.
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1 (0) – 1 (1) Barack Varr Dreadnauts
Another day, another DN vs Bile Blitzers game. Bit of a snorefest really, so much so that most of the Blitzers were asleep at one point or another for the game. There was another jammy TD in the first half for the Dwarves, which they should really cut down on, they’re practically acting like elves now and it’s not on, but otherwise nothing to write home about.
Jojo
Quick Summary of Week 6
- 2 games in the HDWSBBL League Cup V
- 2 games in The Vase Championship II
- 11 Touchdowns scored
- 12 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Death)
- 6 Completions made
- 28,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.
Match Results for Week 6
(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)
The Vase Championship II
- The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1 (0) – 1 (1) Barack Varr Dreadnauts (att 28,000)
- BVD: Finbar Snowbristles
- BBB: Pustule Picker
- Har Ganeth Vipers 2 (1) – 1 (0) Norsca Wild Fire (att 22,000)
- NWF: Per Osdal
- HGV: Celo Voidcrusher, Urres Yendro
HDWSBBL League Cup V
- Beards of Zeus 2 (3) – 1 (0) Gaen Vale Stags (att 24,000)
- GVS: Mhaenal Elamice
- BOZ: Ron Burgundy, Garth Holliday
- Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2 (3) – 1 (4) Themysciran Thunderers (att 20,000)
- TTS: Juscyra II
- LVL: Krit, Divintakl
Obituaries for Week 6
- Xniki Git (Skink Runner for Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC): Killed!!!
- El Hijo Del Ozzie (Skink Runner for Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC): Killed!!!
League Standings for the HDWSBBL League Cup V (Week 6)
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | TF | TA | TD | CF | CA | CD | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beards of Zeus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 |
| Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 3 |
| Liz \’n\’ Let Die | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Themysciran Thunderers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| Gaen Vale Stags | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 |
Player Statistics for the HDWSBBL League Cup V (Week 6)
Best Players
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Frank Vitchard | Blocker | Beards of Zeus | 7 |
| 2 | Durlan Sylbalar II | Blitzer | Gaen Vale Stags | 6 |
| 3 | Hippocita | Catcher | Themysciran Thunderers | 5 |
| – | Paxrimani | Skink Runner | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 5 |
| 5 | Mhaenal Elamice | Blitzer | Gaen Vale Stags | 4 |
| – | Krux | Kroxigor | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 4 |
| 7 | Krit | Saurus Blocker | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 3 |
| – | Divintakl | Skink Runner | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 3 |
| – | Ron Burgundy | Runner | Beards of Zeus | 3 |
| – | Garth Holliday | Runner | Beards of Zeus | 3 |
Top Scorers
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mhaenal Elamice | Blitzer | Gaen Vale Stags | 1 |
| – | Krit | Saurus Blocker | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 1 |
| – | Divintakl | Skink Runner | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 1 |
| – | Ron Burgundy | Runner | Beards of Zeus | 1 |
| – | Garth Holliday | Runner | Beards of Zeus | 1 |
| – | Juscyra II | Catcher | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
Most Vicious
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Krux | Kroxigor | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 2 |
| 2 | Clinara | Blitzer | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
| – | Okida | Blitzer | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
| – | Abroulete | Thrower | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
| – | Jousulyte | Lineswoman | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
| – | Bloxa | Saurus Blocker | Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC | 1 |
| – | Champ Kind | Blocker | Beards of Zeus | 1 |
| – | Frank Vitchard | Blocker | Beards of Zeus | 1 |
| – | Baxter | Deathroller | Beards of Zeus | 1 |
Top Passers
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mhaenal Elamice | Blitzer | Gaen Vale Stags | 1 |
| – | Heichi | Blitzer | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
| – | Neidadora | Lineswoman | Themysciran Thunderers | 1 |
| – | Durlan Sylbalar II | Blitzer | Gaen Vale Stags | 1 |
League Standings for the HDWSBBL Vase Championship II (Week 6)
| Team | Pld | W | D | L | TF | TA | TD | CF | CA | CD | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Har Ganeth Vipers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 1 |
| DC Marvels | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Norsca Wild Fire | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
Player Statistics for the HDWSBBL Vase Championship II (Week 6)
Best Players
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Finih Fyrestride | Linesman | Har Ganeth Vipers | 5 |
| – | Snodule Scuzzball | Rotspawn | The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 5 |
| – | Angus “Lucky” Loriccson | Deathroller | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 5 |
| – | Grimlock Killian | Norse Linesman | Norsca Wild Fire | 5 |
| 5 | Finbar Snowbristles | Blitzer | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 3 |
| – | Per Osdal | Norse Linesman | Norsca Wild Fire | 3 |
| – | Pustule Picker | Pestigor | The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 3 |
| – | Urres Yendro | Linesman | Har Ganeth Vipers | 3 |
| – | Celo Voidcrusher | Blitzer | Har Ganeth Vipers | 3 |
| 10 | “Biffo” | Troll Slayer | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 2 |
Top Scorers
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Finbar Snowbristles | Blitzer | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
| – | Per Osdal | Norse Linesman | Norsca Wild Fire | 1 |
| – | Pustule Picker | Pestigor | The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 1 |
| – | Celo Voidcrusher | Blitzer | Har Ganeth Vipers | 1 |
| – | Urres Yendro | Linesman | Har Ganeth Vipers | 1 |
Most Vicious
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Haro Hellstrike | Runner | Har Ganeth Vipers | 1 |
| – | “Biffo” | Troll Slayer | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
Top Passers
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Zidka Asisi | Witch Elf | Har Ganeth Vipers | 1 |
| – | Lars Forgebeard | Blitzer | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
Most Valuable Players (MVP)
| # | Player | Position | Team | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Snodule Scuzzball | Rotspawn | The Bloated Bile Blitzers | 1 |
| – | Finih Fyrestride | Linesman | Har Ganeth Vipers | 1 |
| – | Grimlock Killian | Norse Linesman | Norsca Wild Fire | 1 |
| – | Angus “Lucky” Loriccson | Deathroller | Barack Varr Dreadnauts | 1 |
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