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Chanelf Challenge Cup – Draw and First Round

Tonight sees the start of season  14 with the Chanelf Challenge Cup. Here is a list of the teams who are taking part in this competition:

(D) – Debut
(RT) – Returning Team

 

The draw took place and the following fixtures were drawn:

 

Season 12 – The Draw is Made

Tonight the draw for the NWC and OWC was made in great anticipation and we have the results:

NWC

Quenelles Chevaliers (Bretonnian)
New Skaeling Raiders (Norse)
Warpstone Wanderers (Skaven)
Vidarheim Thunder (Norse)
Averheim Eagles (Human)
The Mousillion Patriots (Necromantic)
Nahuontl Natterjacks (Slann)
Ghouly Grabbers (Necromantic)

OWC

Atrocity Exhibition (Undead)
Grudge Corsairs (Dwarf)
Pastafarians (Orc)
Bogenhafen Rams (Human)
Chaos All-Stars (Chaos Pact)
The Deadly Spawn (Slann)
Osterwald Ravens (Human)

An exciting draw and a very even one at that. Matches kick off next week but in the meantime look out for the announcement of the fixtures and a team highlight for all teams taking part this season.

TNN TAKEOVER! Shigglez predicts the league

Shigglez ‘ere with a preevyoo ov da new HDWSBBBBBL seeson.

I’z been skoolin over da last few seesons so can write more betta than before, so getz on da big pages instead of on dat eejit Goblin rag.

 

New World Conference

 

Carcassonne Province Paladins

These humies have a couple of good catchers an a good frower.  Not much else to da teem though, and only a bunch of sissies does frowin’ it anyway.  Expect a solid mid-table finish.

 

Dark Wings of Fury

A brean new emo teem, wiv a rookie coach? Its gunna be a difficult seeson.  Everywun knows dat dark elves iz easy-mode in dis game, but the inducements they get ain’t up to much. Possible Sheeld winnerz.

 

Drakwald Defilers

Dis monstrous chaos teem are eternal runners-up… always seem to finish 2nd in whatever they enter.  *insert Mum joke here* In Gorsquakor they have wun of da leeg’s all-time superstars, and dey is da most vicious teem in leeg history (though if dem big ogres had played more than 9 games it’d be closer). Expect them to be finishing 2nd somewhere or uvva.

 

Middenhein Manhunters

Ahh, da Janitor.  Everywun loves him. Shame he can’t coach a teem for nowt. Some very good players on da teem, but will be let down by da 3 rookies.  Would be in da Sheeld if not fer all da new teems.

 

Suderholm Snow Leopards

A brand new Norse teem.  They’s got 11 players with mostly no armour, so is gunna go skish a lot. But they all haz beerds, dey is cheep, and dey can get some nice cheep stars n weaponz n stuff, so dey could make it somewhere in da middle of da table.  Or maybe dey won’t.

 

Teotigua Predators

All dem big lizards – and I meen ALL of dem – knows how to block. Even some of dem little wuns too!  Plus dey’s got a mini gutter runner. The only way dey’s not gunna do well is if some lizzies go skwish… 2 of da little wuns is newbies and dem big ones is slow to learn new stuff.

 

The Asgard Marauders

Forma Conference runners-up, got a solid core of players but da rest of da teem is a bit light.  Beerdy ****s beet my Gitz in da playoffs last time we woz ‘ere… we wants some revenge. But we’z not in dis division, so we ain’t gettin’ it…

 

The Loren Rangers

da big wuns. Even tho dey sakked a couple of legends dey still have 2nd and 3rd highest SPP players of all da leeg ever.  Couple of rookies, but everyone else gets block ‘n’ dodge.  But, they also all go skwish nice n easy, so dere’s hope for everywun else.

 

Predicted standings:

Superbowl Playoffs:

NWC Champs: Drakwalk Defilers

Teotigua Predators

Loren Rangers

HDWSBBL League Cup:

Carcassonne Province Paladins

Asgard Marauders

Middenhein Manhunters

The Shield:

Dark Wings of Fury

Suderholm Snow Leopards

 

Old World Conference

 

Gitz ‘n’ Shigglez

da leeg’s numba wun gobbo teem, an’ former NAFC Stunty championz. Which makes us da best stunty teem in all da world.  We’z guna struggle dis seeson tho… I’z too busy wiv cushy jobs like dis to care about coaching, da trollz is lookin’ hungry, and da gobboz hav not been training. Plus da leeg knows all about us now… we’z need to learn sum new taktiks (or maybe jus’ sum taktiks) else we’z Sheeld-bound. If we gets there, tho, we’s winnin’ it!

 

Lustrian Snake Queens

Cup Winnerz. Champioship runners-up. These ladies is a good all-round teem, no mega-starz but no mega-weeknesses eitha. Dey’s getting into da big playoffs for sure.

 

Morgs Raiders

Brand new teem of deddsies, rookie coach. Undeads is pretty eesy to coach tho, but inducements isn’t good, not shore they’ll be doing well in dere rookie seeson.

 

Slaaneshi Big Society

Failed to make da Sheeld in their first year. Just qualified for the 2nd year, but lost in the final.  Will this be their year?  Will anyone get dere mitts on Fluffy, da indestructible Cow slayer?

 

Tail Slammers

2nd oldest teem in da leeg, and only teem ever to win their own Sheeld trophy.  Wiv “lejend” Arcani Spark zombified (good riddance), dere’s no current stars on da teem, tho maybe wun of da 15 clones currently playing, or lined up to replace dead rats, can step up.

 

Talos Tobacconists

Former Superbowl runners-up.  Biggest teem in da leeg.  Only weak link to da teem is only having 12 players… most of them have a hatful of skills. Tho their big cow will need to watch out fer Fluffy wen dey play da Big Sokkz.

 

The Innsmouth Shadows

Sum superstarz on da teem, everywun has block. Those 2 doggiez look nice… would look nicer as rugs in my hut tho.  Only running 11 playas, and wun wite, may cost dem in da long run.

 

Universal Horrors

Former Superbowl runners-up (dat’s 3 for dis Conference!). And da coach is da current Superbowl champ too.  Da Dok tendz to start seesons slowly den get on a good run ready for playoffs, expect dees deddsies to do da same.  Solid core of 13 playaz; no stand-out starz just yet but expect some (da wolves) to emerge.

 

Predicted standings:

 

Superbowl Playoffs:

OWC Champs: Talos Tobacconists

Universal Horrors

Lustrian Snake Queens

HDWSBBL League Cup:

Tail Slammers

The Innsmouth Shadows

Slaaneshi Big Society

The Shield:

Morgs Raiders

Gitz ‘n’ Shigglez

 

Sly Sports Vase Championship 2514/15 Draw

Last night the draw for the first stage of the newly created, Vase Championship, was held. It features the knocked out teams from the first round of the Challenge Cup which gives them a second chance to win a championship this season. So without further ado here it is:

Quarter Final Semi Final Final
Black Mountain Bloodjaws vs
Darkfleet Assasins
To Be Determined To Be Determined
Nordenringen Titans vs
To Be Determined
The Brewers vs
Mycenaen Marauders
To Be Determined
Valhallen Vixen’s vs
Fairy Wizards Guild

There is one match left to play in the first round of the challenge cup between Carcassonne Providence Paladins vs Blackburners, due to take place next week. Either of them will be facing the Oxmoor Savages in the Challenge Cup Quarter Final or Nordenringen Titans in the Vase Championship.

Good luck to the coaches in this competition.

 

Draw for the 2514/15 Season

Last night the annual pre-season draw took place to determine the conferences and the divisions. Not only this the leagues chairman had a special announcement:

The HDWSBBL are pleased to announce that the Challenge Cup will be back in the seasons schedule. This Championship Cup has not been contested since the Spite Challenge in  2510 and myself and the board decided it was time to bring it back. We have secured a two season sponsorship deal with Sly Sports who were more than willing to offer their services, they have also pledged to pay the prize money and cover all matches on their broadcasting channels.

We are also in talks about another competition which could feature alongside the Challenge Cup, but it will be awhile yet before a decision about this is reached.

More details will soon follow about this Championship in the next few days. But in the meantime we are pleased to announce the World Series draw as followed:

** New World Confrence (NWC) **

NWC North

Oxmoor Savages
Fairy Wizards Guild
Ashut Titans
Carcassonne Province Paladins

NWC South

Monster Mashers
Slaaneshi Big Society
Mordheim Comets
Arkham Black Towers

** Old World Confrence (OWC) **

OWC East

Valhallen Vixens
Nordenringen Titans
Mycenaen Marauders
Darkfleet Assasins

OWC West

Black Mountain Bloodjaws
Temper Bay Marauders
Blackburners
The Brewers

 

The Draw has been Made!

Last night the draw for the World Series 2513/14 was made. Coaches, players and fans gathered round in anticipation to see who they would be up against in the new season. And here were the results:

New World Conference

North Division

  1. Nordenringen Titans
  2. Talos Tobacconists
  3. Jimps & Perps
  4. Biohazard DX
  5. Sect of Temptation

South Division

  1. The Asguard Marauders
  2. Har Ganeth Heartbreakers
  3. Arcani’s All Sparks
  4. Karond Kar Oblivion

Old World Conference

East Division

  1. The Wild Brunch
  2. Teotigua Flying Frogs
  3. Slannesh Big Society
  4. Drakwald Defilers
  5. The Riverside Rainbows

West Division

  1. The Tlaqua Spacehoppers
  2. Waterbowl Wanderers
  3. Nachthaften Nightlords
  4. Gog Magog Gladiators

 

With the draw now made plans and extra team-training is now under way for the teams knowing who they will face. This reporter likes the look of each division and this season will certainly prove to be yet again, entertaining.