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Season 14 – Week 3 – Heat is on!

Another report fresh off the press from JoJo for the third round matches!

Gaen Vale Stags vs Norsca Wild Fire

Something seems to be going very wrong for the elves in this competition, they just can’t seem to catch a break. This is of course hilarious. It just goes to show, sometimes the best team on paper isn’t the best team on the day. Basically, if it could go wrong today, it did go wrong. Did the Norse slip something untoward into their pre-match and half-time beverages? And if so, where can I get some? Or alternatively, did the Stags get all of their gear by stealing it from a gypsy witch living at a crossroads who vowed revenge upon them? SOMETHING like this is going on here, and I promise you all I will not rest until I have gotten to the bottom of this… and found out if I can replicate it.

The Bloated Bile Blitzers vs Bridgetown Bantams

The Blitzers Beast of Nurgle proved too horrifying for even these half-sized heroes to have a go at, and with it’s writhing tentacles and foul appearance it managed to pin them down long enough for the Pestigor to score. With their advantage secured the Bile Blitzers then shut things down for the rest of the game, which against a more aerodynamic team than most can be a difficult thing to do, so credit where it’s due to the Blitzers for managing it.

Akumal City Rainmakers vs Pastafarian Juniaz

Both teams seem to be playing better in the third round, the Juniaz managing not to suffer a cavalcade of targeted fouls in the first few seconds of the game, and the frogs getting in an early lead. However, even with them on the pitch the “special” players of the Juniaz side couldn’t seem to make the impact they needed, and in the second half the Rainmakers secured their lead with a second TD and a swift boot to the head of the Doomdiver. The first win for a Frog team this year.

The Tlaqua Spacehoppers vs Hobbiton Gardeners

Sometimes you have to admire the perserverance of fans when they smuggle in the parts for a trebuchet and build it right there on the stands like the Spacehoppers did this week. With Zara splattered in the opening seconds of the game things were looking up for these frogs. But then the Halflings got angry, and you wouldn’t like them when they’re angry. Violence led to touchdowns, and their froggy opponents fled from these pint-sized berserkers, luckily however they fled in the right direction and whilst holding the ball. Both frogs teams finally managing to pick up their first wins in this round, and with the right results they could still end up 2nd or 3rd.

Themysciran Thunderers vs Barack Varr Dreadnauts

A game marred by complaints from the Dwarf team that their punching gloves had been tampered with and replaced with foam pads. In truth, most of these complaints seem to stem from the fact that they had already done this to their opponents this round and they seemed most aggrieved over the lack of orginality and creativity. Then both sides took those plates off in the second half and things got a bit unpleasant. For the Amazons. Although it has to be said that the Thunderers ballsy attacks on the Deathroller actually working did endear many a casual fan to their cause. Easily the closest game these Dwarves have had all competition, and even they were forced to grudgingly admit that if the Thunderers receiver hadn’t managed to somehow punch himself in the face when attempting to brush off his man-marker for a catch then this game could have EASILY ended in a draw.

See you in the final round!

JoJo

Quick Summary of Week 3

  • 5 games in Central Division – Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519
  • 9 Touchdowns scored
  • 13 Casualties caused (3 resulted in Death)
  • 5 Completions made
  • 1 Interception made
  • 23,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 3

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519 – Central Division

Obituaries for Week 3

Standings (After Third Round)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 3 3 0 0 4 1 3 5 1 4 90
Norsca Wild Fire 3 2 0 1 5 1 4 6 5 1 60
Themysciran Thunderers 3 2 0 1 4 2 2 7 3 4 60
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3 2 0 1 2 1 1 4 5 -1 60
Akumal City Rainmakers 3 1 2 0 5 3 2 4 2 2 50
The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 2 7 -5 40
Gaen Vale Stags 3 1 0 2 6 6 0 5 8 -3 30
Bridgetown Bantams 3 1 0 2 1 3 -2 7 4 3 30
Hobbiton Gardeners 3 0 1 2 2 6 -4 8 6 2 10
Pastafarian Juniaz 3 0 0 3 2 8 -6 1 8 -7 0

Player Statistics for the (Week 3)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 14
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 14
Aleksander Lødemel Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 14
4 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 12
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 12
6 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 10
Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 10
Matthewn \\\”Chopper\\\” Harris Troll Slayer Barack Varr Dreadnauts 10
Bialaer Pavyre Linesman Gaen Vale Stags 10
10 Juscyra Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 9

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 4
2 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 3
Aleksander Lødemel Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 3
4 Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 2
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Ozwold Doom Diver Pastafarian Juniaz 2
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 2
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 2
Kukulcun Blitzer Akumal City Rainmakers 2

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Oakleaf Treeman Bridgetown Bantams 4
2 Trunkgirth Hardwood Treeman Hobbiton Gardeners 3
3 Angus \\\”Lucky\\\” Loriccson Deathroller Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Psionia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Charlie \”Chicken\” Choker Halfling Hopeful Hobbiton Gardeners 2
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 2
Bill Bunce Halfling Hopeful Bridgetown Bantams 2
8 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
L. Croakribbittson Linefrog The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
Luke Flystalker Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 5
Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 5
Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 5
4 Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 4
5 Mictlantecuhtli Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Xheel Xchek Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Philadora Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Juscyra Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1
Oaxacun Blitzer Akumal City Rainmakers 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kristoffer Henriksen Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 1

Season 14 – Week 2 – Moving Forward!

(Jojo is back with another round up of the weeks matches. All his views are his own!)

The Bloated Bile Blitzers 0 (0) – 1 (3) Barack Varr Dreadnauts

I love it when a game of Blood Bowl turns into a pub-carpark brawl, and this one even had a Rotter asking a trollslayer what he just said about his mum in aggrieved tones, lovely.

Only a solitary Pestigor remembered there was a ball on the pitch as the rest of them simply clumped into groups of brawling players and cries of “LEAVE IT OUT TERRY ‘E’S NOT WORTH IT!”

The second half saw the Dwarves hunker down for their trademark upcountry grind. Their pestilent opponents made a good impression of a wall, but it is a known fact that knocking down walls with your head is a beloved Dwarf pastime. So in the end the Dwarves broke through to score a single winning TD in a textbook example of the classic 1-0 grind that bashy teams, and Dwarves in particular are known for.

Gaen Vale Stags 1 (1) – 2 (4) Themysciran Thunderers

As usual the elves blamed anything and everything but themselves for a poor half. From the amount of audible whining you would think that they had actually conceded a touchdown. As a result the amazons then proceeded to give the Elves something to cry about, and any belief that the Stags performance against the Juniaz was a fluke was swiftly put to bed along with about half of the Stags roster. In an outstanding display of violence and referee distraction the Elves finished the match with only 4 players on the pitch. Even elves can’t win against performances like that in the end lost 2-1.

Akumal City Rainmakers 2 (1) – 2 (0) The Tlaqua Spacehoppers

After the last week, the Spacehoppers went into the second round with much to prove. They were in good form and scoring well, but the Rainmakers seem to be catching onto this Bloodbowl business.

They started gaining momentum until in the second half when they managed to score and equaliser for a tie-game. Leaving both sides yet to actually win a match.

Bridgetown Bantams 1 (5) – 0 (0) Pastafarian Juniaz

An early pitch invasion saw many of the gobbos more questionable devices taken down and out in a blatant act of targeted hooliganism that the game has not seen in many a year. In the pouring rain, the Halflings decided that at long last they were finally up against someone their own size and proceeded to bash and foul the ever living out of them. Eventually remembered there was a ball involved in this game, they then made the only touchdown of the match.

Hobbiton Gardeners 0 (1) – 3 (2) Norsca Wild Fire

An over-inflated ball caused much hilarity this game, the Norse managing to score in the first half. They then managed to defend their lead against an increasingly desperate Halfling side. Their coach got so desperate he started directing fireballs against his own side to try and uproot his anchored Treemen! It’s a novel approach, although not one that seems to have worked here. Still it’s something to put in the playbook.

(Tune in next week as Jojo will be commenting again on the matches of round three).

Quick Summary of Week 2

  • 5 games in Central Division – Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519
  • 12 Touchdowns scored
  • 17 Casualties caused (4 resulted in Death)
  • 12 Completions made
  • 17,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 2

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519 – Central Division

Obituaries for Week 2

Standings (After Second Round)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Themysciran Thunderers 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 7 2 5 60
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2 2 0 0 3 1 2 4 1 3 60
Gaen Vale Stags 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 4 5 -1 30
Norsca Wild Fire 2 1 0 1 3 1 2 3 4 -1 30
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3 4 -1 30
Bridgetown Bantams 2 1 0 1 1 2 -1 6 3 3 30
Akumal City Rainmakers 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 4 2 2 20
The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1 2 -1 10
Hobbiton Gardeners 2 0 1 1 1 4 -3 3 5 -2 10
Pastafarian Juniaz 2 0 0 2 2 6 -4 1 8 -7 0

Player Statistics for the (Week 2)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 12
2 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 10
3 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 9
4 Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 8
Jousulyte Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 8
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 8
7 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 7
Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 7
Clinara Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 7
Charlie \”Chicken\” Choker Halfling Hopeful Hobbiton Gardeners 7

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 3
2 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 2
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Ozwold Doom Diver Pastafarian Juniaz 2
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 2
Kukulcun Blitzer Akumal City Rainmakers 2
Leif Dansson Norse Berserker Norsca Wild Fire 2
8 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Luke Flystalker Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Oakleaf Treeman Bridgetown Bantams 3
2 Angus \\\”Lucky\\\” Loriccson Deathroller Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Psionia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 2
Bill Bunce Halfling Hopeful Bridgetown Bantams 2
6 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
L. Croakribbittson Linefrog The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
\\\”Biffo\\\” Troll Slayer Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Hugen Slivershield Blocker Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 4
Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 4
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 4
4 Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 3
5 Mictlantecuhtli Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Xheel Xchek Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Philadora Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Juscyra Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1
Itotia Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 1

Season 14 – Week 1 – All Kicking Off!

So, due to popular demand (or so we told him) we have managed, with no expense spared (or spent) to contract esteemed HDWSBBL luminary, Jojo Curwen for match reports for the ongoing Chanelf Championship. Although, we must stress that he HASN’T been told that this is the actual name of the competition and we must ask all of our staff and audience not to tell him by any means.

Themysciran Thunderers Vs Bridgetown Bantams

I’ll be honest, I missed most of this one, but I caught the highlights later on. This league has a weird tendency for stunties to do better than the national statistics would expect. Sometimes a Halfling team surprises all with it’s resiliency and ability to score.

This was not one of those games.

Amazon teams are usually known for their careful positioning and finesse, but when your opponents are Halflings all that can go out of the window, and boy did it here. Staggering out of the first half with only six fieldable players and four at the final whistle. It makes the Thunderers 2-0 result frankly look merciful. A hard lesson for the Bridgetown Bantams, but if you don’t give them beatings like this, they’ll never learn.

[we have since informed him that Halflings are in fact a seperate humanoid race, and not, as he apparently has been thinking for the last three centuries “small human children who should know better”]

Barack Varr Dreadnauts Vs Tlaqua Spacehoppers

A game of two very differing styles clashing together, the stolid meticulous dwarf form, versus the dynamic and aggressive Slaan style. But no amount of amphibian acrobatics could prevent the Dwarves from grinding down the field and equalising on the Slaan after their early TD in the first half.

After resetting the clock, the second half saw textbook Dwarf play throughout, as a result most of the crowd were already asleep when a half-hearted pitch invasion was called. Only the Dreadnaut fans turned up, pounding flat a few of the frogs. The game ended in a stolid 2-1 win for the Dwarves, sadly marred by accusations of collusion between the Referee and Greenskeepers in allowing them to continue tending the pitch even after a touchdown had been scored by the home team.

The Greenskeepers of the Barak Varr Anchorhead Stadium deny all accusations, and made a strongly worded statement telling us that we could all “F*ck off.”

Gaen Vale Stags Vs Pastafarian Juniaz

Not the best of starts for this new team, sponsored by the well known Pastarfarians, as a curiously bad start (even for goblins) will have left nobody apart from the Coaches Far Eastern Betting Syndicate happy. The Vale Stags were looking for a good head start in this competition, and they certainly got it here. Two TD’s ahead in the first half, they continued in the same vein for the rest of the game. But the goblins DID show signs of life with a couple of thrown teammate touchdowns facilitated by their Doom Diver, who is sure to make a big impact as the competition continues. A 5-2 result in typical Elvish fashion.

Hobbiton Gardeners Vs Akumal City Rainmakers

The Rainmakers are still feeling their way in the game clearly, as anyone who finds themselves 1-0 down against Halflings in the first half really does need to take a good hard look at themselves. But most of all Slaan, there really shouldn’t be anything a Halfling team can do to stop a Slaan team from scoring but it seems they worked it out in the end with a 1-1 draw. The Gardeners are ecstatic at this result, as of course a draw counts as a win for stunties.

Norsca Wild Fire Vs The Bloated Bile Blitzers

Nurgle haven’t done too well in this league, but perhaps the Blitzers will be the team to buck the trend. The end of the first half had things looking promising, and in the second half Wild-Fire couldn’t get the equalizer and tie the match. The Blitzers seemed very happy with their performance and are looking on towards bigger things. As always though, time will tell.
JoJo

Quick Summary of Week 1

  • 5 games in Central Division – Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519
  • 15 Touchdowns scored
  • 19 Casualties caused (3 resulted in Death)
  • 10 Completions made
  • 27,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 1

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Chanelf Challenge Cup 2519 – Central Division

Obituaries for Week 1

Standings (After First Round)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Gaen Vale Stags 1 1 0 0 5 2 3 3 1 2 30
Themysciran Thunderers 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 3 1 2 30
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3 1 2 30
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 1 1 0 30
Akumal City Rainmakers 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 3 2 1 10
Hobbiton Gardeners 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 2 3 -1 10
The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 1 1 0 0
Norsca Wild Fire 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 1 3 -2 0
Bridgetown Bantams 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 1 3 -2 0
Pastafarian Juniaz 1 0 0 1 2 5 -3 1 3 -2 0

Player Statistics for the (Week 1)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 10
2 Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 7
3 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 6
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 6
Ozwold Doom Diver Pastafarian Juniaz 6
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 6
7 Bufo Fett Linefrog The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 5
Matthewn \\\”Chopper\\\” Harris Troll Slayer Barack Varr Dreadnauts 5
Bialaer Pavyre Linesman Gaen Vale Stags 5
Da Kwartamasta Goblin Pastafarian Juniaz 5

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 2
Ozwold Doom Diver Pastafarian Juniaz 2
4 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
Luke Flystalker Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Durlan Sylbalar Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Psionia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 2
3 Chacaerulea Linefrog Akumal City Rainmakers 1
L. Croakribbittson Linefrog The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
Angus \\\”Lucky\\\” Loriccson Deathroller Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Terminal Typhoid Rotter The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Airdan Perra Linesman Gaen Vale Stags 1
Galan Kezgella Linesman Gaen Vale Stags 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leaper Organa Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 3
2 Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 2
Huani Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 2
4 Jar Jar Skinks Catcher The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1
Juscyra Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1
Itotia Catcher Akumal City Rainmakers 1

2517/18 Play Offs Semi-Finals

It was semi-finals time last night and the Conference Champions entered into the competition. With a place in the final on the line it’s make or break for every team. Here is what happened.

World Championship Super Bowl XII

Osterwald Ravens vs The Mousillion Patriots 0 – 1 (2 – 3)

In what could of been billed as the highlight match of the semi-finals it sadly didn’t deliver this promise. Both teams under performed in this bout but the Ravens particularly proved to be the worst team after a lot of very bad and unlucky plays in which the Patriots, in true professional manner, capitalized on this and made the Ravens pay. The Patriots have made it back to back finals in the Championship and now have the chance to become two time winners alongside the greats.

Quenelles Chevaliers vs Atrocity Exhibition 2 – 1 (2 – 1)

The Chevaliers kept their cool in their debut match of the Championship play offs. Sticking to their defensive game pain to which they have performed to quite effectively all season they saw off Atrocity who really didn’t challenge them at all despite their tendency to murder everything they see. Not a semi-final to remember for the former champions but the Chevaliers will be delighted to advance and have a shot at doing the golden double this season.

HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup III

Warpstone Wanders vs Vidarheim Thunder 0 – 2 (1 – 2)

The Wanderers were without their killer wizard during this match which could be one of the reasons they lost. However it wasn’t the case as the inform Thunder kept the train rolling and indeed rolled over the Wanderers in a very convincing manner worthy of a title winning performance. The Wanderers could of perhaps gotten back into the match but a few unlucky plays which didn’t go their way and the brute force of the Thunder sealed them to their fate. Thunder will certainly be the team to watch in the final.

Pastafarians vs Grudge Corsairs 2 – 1 (1 – 1)

On paper it looked like it would be a classic Orc v Dwarf match and it was…..just without a lot of injuries to either team. The veterans Pastafarian team proved to be too much for the rookie Dwarfs as they blew passed two to seal the win and a grand final spot. The Corsairs can walk away however with their heads held up after a decent season and some great performances. The Pastafarians however take away the title of Pirate Kings!

The Fury Animal Frenzy

Nahuontl Natterjacks vs Ragnar’s Raiders 3 – 0 (2 – 1)

The Natterjacks needed only to win and the Shield would be theirs. However the copycat All-Starz decided to change this, not only did they draw with the Natterjacks but they totally humiliated them by allowing their Minotaur to score their two touchdowns. The Natterjacks took this badly and really caused them to loose their heads, had they of focused more on the match then they would of been walking away champions. They will now have to hope that either the Raiders win, or the All-starz draw or score less than two touchdowns.

2517/18 Play-Offs Wild Card Round

The wild card round took play yesterday as the hopeful teams lined up and down the country to win themselves some final silverware before the end of another season.

World Championship Super Bowl XII

The Grabbers took on a very shaky Atrocity team who had not won a match in their previous three. It was right there for the Grabbers to advance into the next round, but instead of playing the match, they quickly threw in the towel and conceded the match early into the first half. Dumbfounded fans were left disappointed with the outcome but it means Atrocity are through to the next round and break their duck. They will face off against the Chevaliers.

The Patriots were the favorites going into this match, the the Deadly Spawn came into the game with a bit about themselves and gave the Patriot fans a big scare as they ran in the first touchdowns. Determined not to loose match and keep the dreams of a back to back Championship alive the Patriots smashed their way through the Slann, taking out six players in the process and drew the game to a close with a 2-1 win. The Patriots take on the Osterwald Ravens in the next round.

HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup III

With Vidarheim Thunder into the League Cup it was time for them to stop drawing matches and actually see a game out. They did just this as they took apart the Rams in a very convincing 3-1 win. The Rams tried their best to get something out of the match but the Thunder were too strong for them. They now go on to face the Wanderers in the Semi-final.

The Corsairs certainly crack the whip this time as they played right out of their skin and smashed the Eagles throughout the match. Although the Eagles tried to get something out of this match the Corsairs proved too much for them, and they will have to regroup and try again next season. The Corsairs are now treated to a bash feast against the Pastafarians.

The Fury Animal Frenzy

The Natterjacks had finally woken up and showed their potential which they had last season. Everything went right for them in this match and just at the right moment too! A advantage surely in this competition so long as they get at least a point against the All Starz. The Raiders didn’t show up in this game sadly but hopefully they will push on forward next season.

 

Season 12 – Week 8 – Ravens and Cheviliers Lift Conference Championships

Quick Summary of Week 8

  • 4 games in North Division – New World Conference League 2517/18
  • 3 games in South Division – Old World Conference League 2517/18
  • 30 Touchdowns scored
  • 28 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 18 Completions made
  • 1 Interception made
  • 31,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 8

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

New World Conference League 2517/18 – North Division

Old World Conference League 2517/18 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 8

League Standings for the New World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Quenelles Chevaliers 7 5 1 1 13 9 4 12 9 3 16
Ghouly Grabbers 7 4 1 2 14 8 6 14 10 4 13
The Mousillion Patriots 7 4 1 2 10 7 3 17 6 11 13
Warpstone Wanders 7 3 2 2 16 12 4 7 9 -2 11
Vidarheim Thunder 7 2 5 0 13 10 3 8 12 -4 11
Averheim Eagles 7 1 2 4 11 18 -7 12 10 2 5
Nahuontl Natterjacks 7 1 1 5 12 16 -4 3 13 -10 4
Ragnar\’s Raiders 7 1 1 5 8 17 -9 11 15 -4 4

Player Statistics for the New World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Albus Lupin Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 28
2 Lupus Varg Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 27
3 Cuna Sillius Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 25
4 Zandinell Etmere Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 24
5 Ivar Larsson Runner Ragnar\’s Raiders 23
6 Thesqrueet Mightgazer Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 20
7 Anselm Mengelberg Blitzer Averheim Eagles 19
8 Hyla Totec Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 18
9 Stritrikih Deathstar Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 17
Sir Bedivere le Noir Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 17

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lupus Varg Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 5
Quetzalcroakal Blitzer Nahuontl Natterjacks 5
Guther Von Beckenbauer Catcher Averheim Eagles 5
Thesqrueet Mightgazer Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 5
Sir Bedivere le Noir Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 5
Cuna Sillius Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 5
7 Mictlantoadcutli Blitzer Nahuontl Natterjacks 4
Ivar Larsson Runner Ragnar\’s Raiders 4
Skrual Darkfang Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 4
Stritrikih Deathstar Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 4

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Albus Lupin Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 10
2 Cuna Sillius Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 5
3 Haldor Razorclaw Ulfwerner Ragnar\’s Raiders 4
Thugg Iceblast Snow Troll Ragnar\’s Raiders 4
Otto \\\’Tiny\\\’ Klostermann Ogre Averheim Eagles 4
6 Anselm Mengelberg Blitzer Averheim Eagles 3
Sir Louie le Pur Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 3
Skald Deathclaw Ulfwerner Vidarheim Thunder 3
9 Grande Bill Flesh Golem The Mousillion Patriots 2
Porthos Flesh Golem The Mousillion Patriots 2

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kleber Furstenberg Thrower Averheim Eagles 11
2 Hyla Totec Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 10
Gunnar Beerhaus Linesman Ragnar\’s Raiders 10
4 Phyllobateotl Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 5
Stritrikih Deathstar Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 5
6 Olaf Stormcloud Thrower Ragnar\’s Raiders 3
Quebrolk Cravenfang Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 3
8 Asger Lokison Linesman Ragnar\’s Raiders 2
Charles de Ghoul Ghoul The Mousillion Patriots 2
Qhiek Cravenmaw Thrower Warpstone Wanders 2

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# Player Position Team Value
1 Phyllobateotl Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 1
Lagartolmel Kroxigor Nahuontl Natterjacks 1

League Standings for the Old World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Osterwald Ravens 6 5 1 0 11 4 7 12 9 3 16
The Deadly Spawn 6 3 2 1 13 10 3 1 13 -12 11
Atrocity Exhibition 6 3 0 3 11 7 4 22 3 19 9
Pastafarians 6 2 3 1 10 9 1 9 7 2 9
Grudge Corsairs 6 1 2 3 5 14 -9 7 10 -3 5
Bogenhafen Rams 6 1 1 4 12 11 1 8 8 0 4
Chaos All-Stars 6 1 1 4 7 14 -7 6 15 -9 4

Player Statistics for the Old World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

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HDWSBBL - Fact

Khemri Teams

Tutbones Re-united where the first Khemri team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2507/08 season.

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