Causing Havoc in the old world since 2506

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Triple Crown Champions

The \"Triple Crown Champions\" title is given to teams who manage to win the HDWSBBL Challenge Cup, NWC/OWC Conference Championship and the World Super Bowl Championship in one season. The only team to complete this feat were Arkhan Black Towers in 2514/15.

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New Teams?

In 2517 the HDWSBBL allowed Bretonnians and Daemons of Khorne teams to enter the league.

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Daemons of Khorne Teams

Khorne Stars were the first ever Daemons of Khorne team to play in the HDWSBBL. They debuted in the Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2017.

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The most matches played during a season is currently 117 which took place during the 2509/10 season.

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There have been two teams who have successfully retained the Championship Cup. They are the Karond Kar Corsairs and the Brimstone Flayers.

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The Brimstone Flayers were the first team to be crowned World Champions after winning the Championship Cup VI in the new league format during the 2512/13 season.

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Arcani Spark RIP

This Skaven legend was unfortunately fouled and killed during the Tail Slammers v Atrocity Exhibition match. Tears and crys were heard throughout the stadium, but they all soon turned to gasps when a darkened image emerged after the match from Exhibitions dugout. It was none other than Arcani Spark himself, or Grrrwahhasjfmmappppmmmm as he now calls himself. That\'s right the Skaven legend turned into a zombie much to the cheers of non-Skaven people across the Old World. Although he did get his dream of being immortalised for all time. He is now known as Arcani \"The Undying\" by his Rat followers.

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Every Race Done!

The HDWSBBL has now featured every race known to the old world in the league. It took until the 2012/13 season but was finally achieved.

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Goblin Teams

Gitz 'n' Shigglez were the first Goblin team to enter the HDSWBBL. They debuted in the 2012/13 season.

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Vampire Teams

The Nachthaften Nightlords were the first Vampire team in HDWSBBL history. They began debuted in the 2512/13 season.

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Loosing Streaks

The record for most consecutuve losses is 13 and is currently held by the Valhallen Vixens. The Vixen's blame most of it upon Nuffle and how he had cursed them because of their previous luck in their first season

Prior to this the record was at 8 held by the Middenhein Manhunters another team who were cursed by Nuffle.

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It Burns!!!

Anthel of the Gelfs became the first person who was killed by the weather. It was a glorious hot day when he played his opening match but the sun proved all to much for him as he got it in his eye and tripped up head first killing himself outright. This is a message to all fans to bring a hat when you come and watch.

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That Butler served the shortest career in the leagues history. His playing career in the league lasted only one minute and thirty nine seconds.

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Quick Death

Butler of the Talos Tobaconists became the leagues first death of the 2011/12 season but also the fastest.
The time which his death was clocked at was a mere one minute and thirty nine seconds into the match, a feat that will surely take some time to beat...
His swift death was dealt with by Eric Jetheart of the Brimstone Flayers.

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Fresh Blood!

In the 2011/12 World Series saw the return of only five teams who have played in the HDWSBBL before. With eleven new teams that entered this season it is a new record in the leagues history for rookie teams.

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ME HUNGY!

During the second week in the World Series 2011 the league saw it's first death by consumption and death by a players own team-mate all in one match! Although the two are combined it was a spectacle which was later watched in slow-motion to confirm the Goblin's death! It was the Lighting Claws star troll Hadory the Hornet that ate poor young Shell Six (If that's his real name). Fortunately for the fans it came as no great loss and the troublesome troll even got to play the rest of the match as he caused most of the Elves watching the match to either pass out or run to the bathroom rather quickly.

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Chaos Teams

The Talos Tobacconists and the Drakwald Defilers were the first Chaos teams in the HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2511/12 season.

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Underworld Teams

The Lighting Claws were the first Underworld team in the HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2511/12 season.

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Chaos Dwarf Teams

The Blackburners and Deamons Stump Deamonicals were the first Chaos Dwarf teams in the HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2511/12 season.

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Halfling Teams

The Whereinthehellarewe Tribe were the first Halfling team in the HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2510/11 season.

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Slann Teams

The Lustria Leapers were the first ever Slann to play in the HDWSBBL. They debuted in the 2510/11 season.

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Chaos Pact Teams

Damage Inc were the first ever Chaos Pact team to play in the HDWSBBL. They debuted in the 2510/11 season.

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Winners in the End

The Tail Slammer where the worst team during the 2508/09 season. In honour of this they had the HDWSBBL shield named after them, namely the Slammer Sheild. Determined to make up for the previous season the head coach whipped and screamed until blue in face to get his team to perform out of their skins in the 2509/10 season. They qualifyed for their own cup sadly but in the end they actually won it! The first team in the history of the shield to have a team win their own cup name. This was also the Slammers first ever Championship Cup, not matter how minor it was.

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Day of Death

The 15th of October 2509 is now known as the Day of Death in the HDWSBBL. On that day 8 games of the first round of the Pepslay Challenge 2509/10 took place and resulted in an unprecedented level of carnage that has not been repeated since.
On that day 31 players where injured over the course of the evening with 8 of those resulting in fatalities including catchers Elison Crownstar and Gabriale Canavan of the Rangers, Star Assassin Venomblade of the Corsairs and the immortal Spider-Rat of the Tail Slammers!

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Sweet, Sweet Victory, Yeahh!

After fourteen matches since their debut in the HDWSBBL, We Tree Fellows finally won their first ever game. The amazing and wonderful feat was performed on the 29/10/2509 where they won four - two against fellow struggling team the Innsmouth Shadows. But this came at a prize as their star catcher Ant tried to dodge too many Ghouls and Zombies and indecently fell on his spine and died right on the spot. He will be missed dearly by WTF fans across the Old World. We Salute you Ant!

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Undead Teams

The First ever Undead team to play in the HDWSBBL were Atrocity Exhibition. The debuted their skinny hides in the 2509/10 season.

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Finger of DEATH!

Sly Sports, the famous sport provider to the Old World since 2506, has covered every single game that has been played in the HDWSBBL. Since it is one of their main leagues that they cover it is only fitting that they created an award. The award namely "The Sly Sports Finger of Death Award" which is award to a player and team who cause the most deaths during a season. The award made its debut in the 2509/10 season.

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Take your perfumed paws off me you dam dirty elf!

In their first year, the Innsmouth Shadows ended up playing against every single Elven team in the entire league. The experience was apparently so traumatic, to both their coaches sanity and the teams win/loss ratio that coach Joseph Curwen vowed death to all elves everywhere forever.
He also suffers from paranoid delusions, whereupon he directs all of his defeats to be secretly caused by a 'massive elvish conspiracy'.

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Mickey Finns - FROM HELL!

It was after a particularily bad game by the Innsmouth Shadows against the Mc Cauligh Reavers, where no less than 6 of the Shadow's players had ended up unconcious or worse.
The Shadows team coach Joseph Curwen discovered that his teams half-time refreshments had been spiked with sleeping powder.
Curwen was just too impressed that the Reavers had found a concoction that could knock out a necromantic team to be all that angry, and to this day he continues to try and obtain the recipe for himself!

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A Wasted Effort

During the Anklebiter semi final between the Innsmouth Shadows and the Middenheim Manhunters, it is reported that after spectacularily failing no less than 4 easy blitz attempts in a row, the Referee brought the Innsmouth Shadows Werewolf: Ezra Wheedon aside for timewasting - on account of the fact that he was clearly wasting his bloody time in this game.

It was at this point that furious Shadows coach Joseph Curwen caught up to Ezra and beat him into a coma that would last for the next week.

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WE NEVER TOUCHED THE MANHUNTER'S BALLS!!

During a critical semi-final of the Anklebiter competition between the Innsmouth Shadows and the Middenheim Manhunters, a draw had led to extra time play.
The Shadows were in unseen form, and half of the Manhunters team were unconscious or otherwise in the dugout. Victory and a final against the Beaumont Blitzers seemed to be looming, when the Manhunters ball carrier was shoved into the crowd.

The resulting crowd throw-in however, flew majestically over the Shadows players before accurately landing directly into their endzone, whereupon it was relative childs play for Sam Vimes to skirt past the clumsy hands of the Shadow's Zombies and Flesh Golems and get the golden goal.

The controversy came when it transpired that the entire front row of the stands where that outrageous throw had come from happened to have been bought up by the entire Loren Rangers.

Understandably, the Innsmouth Shadow's coach: Joseph "I see pointy eared people" Curwen was less than amused at this.

Though spokespersons for the Loren Rangers have often denied all allegations of ball handling, this incident did nothing to improve Curwens growing hatred and paranoia concerning Elves of all kind.

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Nurgle Teams

The First ever Nurgle team to play in the HDWSBBL were the Bile Blitzers. The debuted their diseased bodies in the 2509/10 season.

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High Elf Teams

Brimstone’s Shadows were the first ever High Elf team to play in the HDWSBBL. They debuted in the 25012/13 season.

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No. 2 Most Useless Player

Some managers recruit new talent to help them win games. Some hire players to boost the numbers up and many recruit them to use as shields on the field. However the Karond Kar Corsairs coach Zandarik Deathbringer, thought he had hired the lastest talent to his team. A young lady named Venonia Spite, who the coach had high hopes in bringing the team luck and victory. This was however short lived as she was the qucikest player to be hired and to be killed in their debut game.
The farce happend during the quarter-finals of the 2508/09 Challenge cup aganist the Preverse Maiden's of Torture, as she was hardly on for a half before the amazonian women tore her to pieces (literally)

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No. 1 Most Useless Player

WarZone's number one most useless player of the league has to go to Lupin Wonse of the Middenhein Manhunter's.
He was a founder player in the teams ranks and has so far turned up to nearly all the Manhunter's games apart from three (due to injury...we think)
In his 23 game carrer he has not done a single thing on the field. He statistics are currently: 0 TD 0 COMP 0 CAS 0 INT and 0 MVP. He wins the WarZone's Most Useless Player of the League. This will be a hard feat to break and will most likley to never be broken.

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Knuckle Sandwich Anyone?

The most casualties to be inflicted by a single team were the Strickland Slammers against the Best of Bands in a North Division League game. They managed to maim and mangle 10 of the Bands players but luckily for the lizards they didn't kill a single one, much to the dismay of the Strickland fans.

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After the Championship II, Lars Ulrichson of Ragnars Swift Velocity was the top scorer in competitions for the HDWSBBL Championship cup. What makes this more impressive is that he had only played in two matches for the cup while other teams had played 3 or 4!

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Norse Teams

The Wolf Pack were the first Norse team in the HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2508/09 season.

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Pro Elf Teams

Wee Tree Fellows are the first Pro Elf team in the HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2508/09 season.

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Dark Elf Teams

The Seductors, Mc Calligh Reavers and the Karond Kar Corsairs are all the first Dark Elf teams in HDWSBBL History. They all debuted in the 2508/09 season.

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Amazon Teams

The Lustrian Snake Queen's and the Preverse Maiden's of Torture were the first Amazon teams in the HDWSBBL History. They both debuted in the 2508/09 season.

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Ogre Teams

The Man Eaters were the first ogre team in HDWSBBL History. They Debuted in the 2508/09 season.

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The 2508/09 season saw the first big guy to score a touchdown. The amazing feat was down to the brilliant coaching of the new ogre team, The Man-Eaters.

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Revenge

Christian Eagle of the Loren Rangers has made it his lifelong ambition to kill RSV Ogre Bowel-Gusher in honer of his father. Bowel Gusher killed Nenvik Eagle in the opening round of the Championship I. This ambition was never fulfilled as he was killed off by an Ogre no less, an end to a very ambitious player who was hungry for revenge.

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It flies through the air....

The most completions in a single game currenly stands at 18. This happend in a match with the Highland Nut Crushers aganist the Loren Rangers in the 2506/07 Season.

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Burning Holes in My Pocket!

The Loren Rangers were the first team to hit spiraling expensives.

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Making History

The Karond Kar Corsairs are the first team to win a Championship Cup twice and also to retain them. Not only did they do this for the League Cup but also the Championship Cup as well.

Will we ever see this feat being broken ever?

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The Karak Smashers were the first team to win two HDWSBBL Championships in a single season. This was matched by the Karond Kar Corsairs in the 2508/09 Season and the Brimstone Flayers in the 2512/13 Season.

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RSV didn't suffer a player death for three seasons in the HDWSBBL. This ended during their debut match in the forth season where star linesman Jansen Ornoff was killed.

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Hunk'a Hunk'a Burning....Hunk!

A season ticket at the Garden of Eden, homeground of the Loren Tornadoes, is very hard to come by unless you are a woman. Male fans have been turned away on serval occations as many of the woman find them vile and unclean. The only men that are allowed into the garden of eden are hunky male elfs, princes, kings, lords, knights, any form of nobility which envoles lots of money and good looks, as well as any other male that passes the Garden of Eden Hunk test.

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Typical of the Rats

The Ankle biters fielded an illegal player during a league match aganist the Loren Tornadoes. They fielded an extra blitzer making a total of three in their roster rather than two. The Tornadoes still won the match.

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Before the HDWSBBL was created there was hardly any decent blood bowl to be seen.

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The sensitive cheerleading group for Tutbones re-united are continually recruiting new cheerleaders. This is probably down to the fact that when they get hit by players pushed into the sidelines they fall apart and are unable to lift their pom poms up any more. However new measures are being put in place such as iron armour. This however made it almost impossible to perform any routine at all and the only dance the fans are treated to is the shuffle.

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The Best of Band loved their music so much that they played it during the actual matches. Many teams have complained about the racket but unfourtunity there were no rules about the use of music during a game. The Best of Bands favorate bands were Orctallica and Brian's Maiden.

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Outrage

Many Manhunter fans and officals were outraged as officals of the HDWSBBL annouced on the 10.06.2508 that the Manhunters in actual
fact came third in the 2506/07 league, not second as it was RSV who came second. The league officals bascially forgot that the teams points where divided by the number of games they played resulting in a total between 0 and 15.
A formal appoligy was broadcast live on Sly Sports:The Dugout, by the chairman of the HDWSBBL. No further action was taken by the Manhunters.

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When will it end?

The 2506/07 season only lasted 4 months while the 2507/08 season lasted for almost 11 months. The longest running season in the HDWSBBL to date.

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Rat Eater Award

The Rat-Eater Award was created after Borat Rateater of the Highland Nut Crushers sucessfully got a TouchDown, Completion, Casulty and Interception all in one season.
In his houner the award was named after him. Later stat re-calcultaions have proved that Nenvik Eagle of the Rangers also completed a Rat-Eater in the same season but due to him already being "honoured" with the Eagle Award (for most spectacular death), the award name stands as the Rat-Eater.

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Are We Done Yet?

In the opening round of the Pitrat cup 2507/08 the Drakewald Deadheads and the Strickland Slammers had to play a replay after drawing
2-2. This was the first game to be forced into a replay. Officals at the HDWSBBL H.Q decided that there would be no other replays unless the game was abandoned. They then created the "Golden Touchdown" rule which is still used today.

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You Live, Die, and Live Again!

The Drakewald Deadheads love recuriting new players, epecially if they play for the opposing team. In the 2507/08 Pitrat cup the Deadheads played the Strickland Slammers in the 1st round. During the replay the Slammers lineman Thomas Eckhart was killed during a drive. Fans were in tears after his death so the head coach of the Deadheads, always looking for a bargain, ressurected him and he joined the team as a zombie. Eckhart goes down in HDWSBBL history as the first player to be killed and then risen from the dead to join a team.

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Tutbone's Re-united were the first team to finish all of their league and cup matches during the very long 2507/08 season.

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The Karak Smashers and the Loren Rangers played in the first ever league champion final in the 2507/08 season.

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Eagle Award

The Eagle award was named after the late Nenvik Eagle of the Loren Rangers. He was the first recorded player fatality in the HDWSBBL and in his honour the Eagle award is given to the player with the most spectacular death of the season. Quite simply it is the award that a player never wants to receive.

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Rufus Drumknott of the Middenhein Manhunters received the first ever Eagle Award during the 2507/08 season. He was spectacularly killed by trying to block a dwarf player but instead he was thrown into the death roller. Indecently the groundskeeper spent 3 days picking all of him off the pitch.

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After the success of the Pitrat Challenge Cup during the 2507/08 season, Netslay had announced that nearly one million pitrats had been sold during the competition. A record amount, however reports are that the owner of Netslay simply rigged the results to gain more money. Proof of this is yet to be found.

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The Championship II had more fans turn up to the semi-final matches than the final itself! An average of 63,000 fans turned up to the semi-finals while only 58,000 turned up for the grand final.

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Orc Teams

The Highland Nut Crushers where the first Orc team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the inaugral 2506/07 season.

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Lizardmen Teams

The Best of Bands where the first Lizardman team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2507/08 season.

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Human Teams

The Middenhein Manhuters and Ragnars Swift Velocity were the first human teams in the HDWSBBL. They both debuted in the inaugral 2506/07 season.

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Wood Elf Teams

The Loren Rangers were the first Wood Elf team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the inaugral 2506/07 season.

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Khemri Teams

Tutbones Re-united where the first Khemri team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2507/08 season.

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Skaven Teams

The Ankle Biters where the first Skaven team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2507/08 season.

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Dwarf Teams

The Karak Smashers where the first Dwarf team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2507/08 season.

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Necromantic Teams

The Drakwald Deadheads Where the first Necromantic team in HDWSBBL history. They debuted in the 2507/08 season.

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Erison Youngwhite, the star thrower of the Loren Rangers has made at least one completion in every game of his career and set the league record of 149 career completions. He is currently the All-time greatest passer in the league history.

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The Ankle biters almost beat the Highland Nut Crushers record of consecutive losses in the 2507/08 season but managed to draw a game and eventually equal the record. They did, however, never win a game in the HDWSBBL. Their final record stands at 0-2-7!
The team was eventually "replaced" by the Skaven Council called the Tail Slammers who faired a lot better!

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Unbeaten Streak

The Brimstone Flayers hold the record of the longest unbeaten streak of 15 matches, 13 being wins and only two ties. They are also the first team to complete a season unbeaten in all competitions and were the first World Super Bowl Champions.

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Ragnars Swift Velocity had trouble making it to their games during the 2506/07 season. The problem was an ogre kept eating their horses. Eventually the problematic ogre was hired to the team!

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Ragnars Swift Velocity have a reputation for bringing bad weather with them, during their games it is common for thunder storms, sudden blizzards and nice weather (while playing in the desert!). Rumours that they annoyed a shamen are unproven at this point in time.

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Pulled a Moist!

The Middenhein Manhunters were the first team to have one player score 4 touchdowns in a single game.
Moist Von Lipwig achived this feat in the 2506/07 season match aganist the Highland Nut Crushers. The second team were the Loren Rangers star catcher Elesser Everlong, which was also aganist the Highland Nut Crushers in the 2506/07 season.