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Middenhein Manhunters vs Highland Nut Crushers

Middenhein Manhunters VS Highland Nut Crushers
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4 Score 0
0 Casulties 0
4 Completions 3
0 Inteceptions 0
1,000,000gp Team Value 1,000,000gp
11,000 Fans 10,000
60,000 gp Winnings 40,000 gp
1 FF Change 0

Match Report

Reporter: Bob Fortune.

The Manhunters have hit back after losing to the Loren Rangers last week, beating the Highland Nutcrushers 4-0. The biggest score recorded so far this season and possibly the worst the HNC has ever played. There was fumble after fumble as HNC fans left the ground after it was 3-0. The game kicked off in fine Blood Bowl weather as the HNC kicked off. Middenhein were quick to react and created as many chances as they could in what has to be the cleanest game ever with no casualties whatsoever. 20mins into the first half a fast pace move by the Manhunters lead to their first touchdown scored by the infamous M. Von. Lipwig. HNC looked like leveling it just before half time but a fumble off the ball lead to the hands of the Captain S.Vimes which lead to the second touchdown and leaving the score 2-0 at halftime.

As the players came back to the field the HNC looked ready to tie the game. But a very bad foul by Bone Cracker saw him get sent back to the locker room for an early bath ( or dirty as the Orcs like to do). More misery came to the HNC as they came so close to scoring. But a fumble by the Captain Borat Rateater 5 yards from the touchline ended their hopes of their first touchdown in the season. And to make it worse a terrific long bomb by C.Henry of the Manhunters to Von. Lipwig made it 3-0 to the Hunters. Even more fans left after a five in a row fumble spree by the HNC and an awful pass created the worlds first ever Orc pinball effect as the ball bounced off U. Humanhunter and W. Lurk. The manhunters at this time almost walking pace threw one last attack to show who was boss. Another perfect pass by C. Henry again to Von. Lipwig saw him score the forth touchdown and a hat-trick.

Match Trivia

  • This match was the first time these two teams had faced each other
  • Debut of Ponder Stibbons at No. 13
  • The first ever hattrick in the HDWSBBL League Cup was scored in this match

Player Actions

Middenhein Manhunters   Highland Nut Crushers
# Player TD CAS COMP INT SPP
1 Sam Vimes 1 0 0 0 3
2 Fred Colon 0 0 0 0 0
3 Henry Coffin 0 0 2 0 2
4 Nobby Nobbs 0 0 0 0 0
5 Sean Ogg 0 0 0 0 0
6 Moist Von Lipwig 3 0 0 0 14
7 Lobsang Ludd 0 0 1 0 1
8 Lupin Wonse 0 0 0 0 0
9 Rufus Drumknott 0 0 1 0 1
10 Hibiscus Dunelm 0 0 0 0 0
11 Mustrum Ridcully 0 0 0 0 0
12 Janson Ogg 0 0 0 0 0
 
# Player TD CAS COMP INT SPP
1 Orlock Axe 0 0 0 0 0
2 Gork Choppa 0 0 0 0 0
3 Borat Rateater 0 0 0 0 0
4 Bone Cracker 0 0 0 0 0
5 Hurtz Ya 0 0 1 0 1
6 Killz Ya 0 0 1 0 6
7 Fuzz 0 0 0 0 0
8 Lotsa Food 0 0 0 0 0
9 Man Eater 0 0 0 0 0
10 Ugg 0 0 0 0 0
11 Human Eater 0 0 1 0 1
12 Lurk 0 0 0 0 0
#6 MVP #6
None Inj None
  • #1 - Sam Vimes - Strong Arm
  • #6 - Moist Von Lipwig - Sure Hands, Jugganaught
Inc None
It was a good game. We fought hard and played hard. Not to say the HNC didn't but they made a lot of mistakes which we took advantage of. How about their No.3 Hahahaha! Comms RUBBISH! Borat Rateater was a joke, I have no idea why I made him captain but he no way shows it. A bunch of circus clowns, No more Comments!

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