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Reporter: Bob Fortune.

Tonight saw the Rangers performance match the peaks of last season. They dominated the game right from the start performing outstanding touchdowns and a handful of completions. It all kicked off with a riot, and as usual it was started by the Lizards (Elves are too upper class) But reports later confirmed it was in fact none other than an Elf. The referee kept track of the time and soon got the game underway. Slick runs and passing soon led to the Rangers first scored by the world class Crownstar. If this didn’t shake up the Best of Bands the next hour would. The touchdowns came in strong and fast, with Crownstar scoring another one in the First. The Skink Meatloaf tried a daring run, but it was one pace too many as he tripped and fumbled the ball casing a turnover.

Halftime at the Riverdoam and the halftime entertainment was the famous band Orctallica with a special song lablled “Snotlingsgettingwhip-lassed” And as the song finished the teams were back out to finish the game.

The half was much the same as the first, the Rangers dominating in the field attacking and defense. With Crownstar scoring his 2nd All time Hattrick in league games, the young Caneran Everlong and also Eligad Greenstone’s first of the season. The game finished off 5-0 for those who lost track of the score. A tough game for the Best of Bands but they played well. It’s just the speed of the Rangers that is hard to keep with.

We caught up with the BoB head coach to hear his comment on the game:

“Wess would of won iff it wassn’tt for zthem elvesss. Revenge will be minesss!”

And also with Jordan Hawk head coach of the Rangers:

“Another good game. Iv’e heard about these lizards and they really are dirty players, I had to take off my two star players just to save them. Great touchdowns and a fantastic crowd. Hopefully we can keep this up and retain out title.

Thank you to the coaches for those comments. Thats all we have time for this week. I can’t wait for the next game.