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Season 15 – Week 1 – And We Are Back!

After 18 months of isolating due to Nurgles latest concoction sweeping the old world. Some things have changed; our players are sporting fancy face masks, the attendance figures are slightly lower than normal, the NAF has issued a revised set of guidelines, and fans are keeping their distance in the stands (fortunately the players are not though, that would just be stupid).

All things considered this should be a historic season. 14 teams have signed up for this season, 12 new ones, and two returning teams from seasons past. Before we get to that though let’s focus on the structure of this season. This season will see a single competition but two Championship Cups are on the line. The HDWSBBL league cup will go to the best performing team, and the HDWSBBL Championship Cup will be awarded to the winner of a play off match between the winners of the two Divisions.

As per tradition we will be taking a closer look at the teams over the coming weeks, but for now lets take a look at this weeks results.

Date Result
09.09.21 Black Peak Thunderguts 2 vs Ragnars Swift Velocity 1

The opening match of the Season saw the return of HDWSBBL legends Ragnars Swift Velocity after 11 years away from the League. Unfortunately for them their return match against the Black Peak Thunderguts took place in a relentless thunderstorm. For most of the game both teams struggled to get hold of the ball which led to Ogre getting hold of the ball during a spectacular series of fumbles which resulted in an Ogre scoring the first Touchdown of the Season!

Velocity managed to equalise but thanks to a last minute throw the Thunderguts managed to get the in the last seconds of the game. Not quite the return Velocity were looking for!

Date Result
09.09.21 Badland Bruiser’s 0 vs Cromarc Wyldyr Waywatchers 1

The second game of the Season saw the first ever Black Orc Team take to the pitch. The Wood Elves of the Waywatchers found themselves troubled by the newcomers but just about managed to dodge most of the punches thrown towards them. In the end it was a win for the Elves but both teams looked impressive on their debut

Date Result
09.09.21 Cambridge Campanologists 0 vs Khorney Goats 1

Game 3 saw another pair of new teams take to the pitch. On Paper the Goats dominated the match winning the game and the hearts of our more aggressive fans but the Campanologists certainly held their own in the face of such an aggressive team. We predict bright things ahead for both teams.

Date Result
09.09.21 Da Hog Peak Squigbackz 2 vs The Terra Hawks 0

Ragnars Swift Velocity was not the only legend returning this Season, Jordan Hawk former manager of the Loren Rangers also made his return coaching his original team the Terra Hawks. Unfortunately for him it looks like the Hawks left their skill in the locker room and the team that faced the Squigbacks did not meet our expectations! The Squigbacks were a solid team with some extra nimble Big Ups. Could an Orc Team finally win the big one in the HDWSBBL, can the Terra Hawks remember how to play Bloodbowl? Only time will tell!

Date Result
09.09.21 Kingsport Wizards 0 vs Tortuga Bay Buccaneers 2

Chaos Pact Renegade teams have not traditionally faired to well in the HDWSBBL. For a few shining moments it looked like Kingsports finest were going to buck that trend but unfortunately for them the Buccaneers mistook the Renegades for actual wizards and tried to clear them off the pitch before they reversed the magic that reanimated them. The Buccaneers won in convincing fashion and we are predicting big things for them.

Date Result
09.09.21 The Asgard Marauders 1 vs Snot Club Lotz 1

The returning Asguard Marauders took the pitch against a team nobody has ever seen before – Snotlings! It is safe to say the the 1-1 scoreline does not accurately represent the pure chaos seen in this match. The Marauders fought hard and well but the Snotlings could not be contained (in fact we hear they are still being pulled out of the nooks and crannies of the stadium now. What a spectacle!

Standings

After the first week of games, the standings are as follows:

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Tortuga Bay Buccaneers 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 5 1 4 3
Cromarc Wyldyr Waywatchers 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 2 -1 3
The Asgard Marauders 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 4 3 1 1
Snot Club Lotz 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 3 4 -1 1
The Chunder Plunderers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Badland Bruiser’s 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 2 1 1 0
Kingsport Wizards 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 1 5 -4 0

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Da Hog Peak Squigbackz 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 2 0 2 3
Khorney Goats 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3 1 2 3
Black Peak Thunderguts 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 1 1 0 3
Green Man Irregulars 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ragnars Swift Velocity 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 1 1 0 0
Cambridge Campanologists 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 1 3 -2 0
The Terra Hawks 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0 2 -2 0

Key

  • P : Number of games Played
  • TF : Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA : Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF : Number of Casulties caused by the team
  • CA : Number of Casulties the team has suffered

Season 14 – Week 7 – Slowly Shaping Up

Right, second round of the post season then. Get in.


HDWSBBL League Cup V

Themysciran Thunderers 1 (1) – 1 (0) Beards of Zeus

The Beards were in good form but a rare moment of complacency almost scuppered the Beards upcountry grind. Second half saw the Thunderers return the favour to equalise. It’s a rare thing to see a team do a decent Dwarf impression, especially when they’re Armour 7 Amazons, but the Thunderers are a tight little team that can do just that.

Liz ‘n’ Let Die 0 (3) – 3 (3) Gaen Vale Stags

In the closing moments of the first half it was nil all, it looked like Liz N Let Die’s iron defence had finally managed to stop the Stags, and then the Bullshit™ happened. All of the Bullshit™. Credit where it’s due, even 2-0 down the Lizzies never gave up, even when they were 3-0 down they never gave up.

Gave up killing Elves that is.


The Vase Championship II

Norsca Wild Fire 1 (1) – 1 (5) The Bloated Bile Blitzers

The Blitzers seemed to struggle in the first half to even make contact with Norsca, and conceded a TD before half time. But, come the second half they’d managed to equalise and much more importantly put 5 of Norsca’s players into the Dead & Injured box. The rapid depletion of players meant that Norsca couldn’t break the stalemate and the Blitzers score their second draw of the post season.

Well, points are points aren’t they?

Har Ganeth Vipers 3 (1) – 1 (2) DC Marvels

Could the fake elves of DCM fool the real elves of the Har-Ganeth Vipers long enough to pull out a surprise win? Er… no. No they could not. DCM showed good moxie, but the Vipers showed actual skill and ability and it turns out those things are better at winning games of Blood-Bowl.

…there, I don’t think anyone’s going to notice.
Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 7

  • 2 games in the HDWSBBL League Cup V
  • 2 games in The Vase Championship II
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 16 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Death)
  • 10 Completions made
  • 24,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 7

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

The Vase Championship II

HDWSBBL League Cup V

Obituaries for Week 7

League Standings for the HDWSBBL League Cup V (Week 7)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Beards of Zeus 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 3 1 2 4
Gaen Vale Stags 2 1 0 1 4 2 2 3 6 -3 3
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3 4 -1 3
Themysciran Thunderers 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 5 3 2 1
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 3 3 0 0

Player Statistics for the HDWSBBL League Cup V (Week 7)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leoven Greenarse Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 9
2 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 8
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 8
Durlan Sylbalar II Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 8
Garth Holliday Runner Beards of Zeus 8
6 Okida Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 7
Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 7
Frank Vitchard Blocker Beards of Zeus 7
9 Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 5
Handrell Breengill Linesman Gaen Vale Stags 5

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Leoven Greenarse Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
2 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1
Krit Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1
Divintakl Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1
Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 1
Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 1
Garth Holliday Runner Beards of Zeus 1
Juscyra II Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 2
Krux Kroxigor Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
Scaramanga Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 2
4 Clinara Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Okida Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 1
Jousulyte Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Psionia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Durlan Sylbalar II Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Heichi Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 1
Neidadora Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Durlan Sylbalar II Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Kylo Razorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1

 


League Standings for the HDWSBBL Vase Championship II (Week 7)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Har Ganeth Vipers 2 2 0 0 5 2 3 2 2 0 6
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 5 2 3 2
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 1
Norsca Wild Fire 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1 6 -5 1
DC Marvels 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 2 1 1 0

Player Statistics for the HDWSBBL Vase Championship II (Week 7)

Best Players

Top Scorers

Most Vicious

Top Passers

Most Valuable Players (MVP)

Season 14 – Week 6 – And Now For Something Completely Different…

Well, here we are for a 5 game post season. I’m sure this will end well. I’m absolutely certain this won’t be the worst idea since the Bodyguard of King Harold said “Look sire! An arrow! Try to catch it between your teeth!”.

Whatever.


HDWSBBL League Cup V

Beards of Zeus 2 (3) – 1 (0) Gaen Vale Stags

The Beards came looking for revenge, and between the resultant violence, they also found the ball. But the real touchdowns were the elf-corpses they made along the way.

The Beards, it seems, are back in town.

Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2 (3) – 1 (4) Themysciran Thunderers

“Dont worry!” said the Thunderers, “We’ll stop the..!” And then this scaly juggernaut rolled over them whilst making curious “Choo-Choo” and “Chugga-Chugga” noises. It’s another strong start from Locomotiv, and at this point we have to ask if anything can stop this Lizardman team?

Tune in next round to see if even my tipping them to win can do it.


The Vase Championship II

Har Ganeth Vipers 2 (1) – 1 (0) Norsca Wild Fire

A tight game between the two led to a nailbiting finish which saw the Elves finally find some bullshit left in the tank and pull ahead for a 2-1 result in the last moments.

The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1 (0) – 1 (1) Barack Varr Dreadnauts

Another day, another DN vs Bile Blitzers game. Bit of a snorefest really, so much so that most of the Blitzers were asleep at one point or another for the game. There was another jammy TD in the first half for the Dwarves, which they should really cut down on, they’re practically acting like elves now and it’s not on, but otherwise nothing to write home about.

Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 6

  • 2 games in the HDWSBBL League Cup V
  • 2 games in The Vase Championship II
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 12 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Death)
  • 6 Completions made
  • 28,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 6

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

The Vase Championship II

HDWSBBL League Cup V

Obituaries for Week 6

League Standings for the HDWSBBL League Cup V (Week 6)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Beards of Zeus 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3 0 3 3
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3 4 -1 3
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Themysciran Thunderers 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 4 3 1 0
Gaen Vale Stags 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0 3 -3 0

Player Statistics for the HDWSBBL League Cup V (Week 6)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Frank Vitchard Blocker Beards of Zeus 7
2 Durlan Sylbalar II Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 6
3 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 5
Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 5
5 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 4
Krux Kroxigor Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 4
7 Krit Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 3
Divintakl Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 3
Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 3
Garth Holliday Runner Beards of Zeus 3

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Krit Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1
Divintakl Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1
Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 1
Garth Holliday Runner Beards of Zeus 1
Juscyra II Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Krux Kroxigor Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
2 Clinara Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Okida Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 1
Jousulyte Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Bloxa Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1
Champ Kind Blocker Beards of Zeus 1
Frank Vitchard Blocker Beards of Zeus 1
Baxter Deathroller Beards of Zeus 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Heichi Blitzer Themysciran Thunderers 1
Neidadora Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Durlan Sylbalar II Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1

League Standings for the HDWSBBL Vase Championship II (Week 6)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Har Ganeth Vipers 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 1 0 1 3
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 1
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 -1 1
DC Marvels 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Norsca Wild Fire 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0 1 -1 0

Player Statistics for the HDWSBBL Vase Championship II (Week 6)

Best Players

Top Scorers

Most Vicious

Top Passers

Most Valuable Players (MVP)

 

Season 14 – Week 5 – Final Week! (For the Qualifiers…)

So, it’s the final round. I’d like to say everything is still to play for, but to be honest both divisions worked out who was going to be on top last round. This is just working out who get’s to go to the League Cup and who get’s to fight over some sort of piece of crockery. Vase? What’s that? Next we’ll be playing for a Cuddly Toy of Wilhelm Chaney.

Incidentally and in no way connected, does anyone want to buy several crates of stuffed animals from me? There was a tremendous postal mix-up.


North Division

Norsca Wild Fire 1 (4) – 1 (6) Barack Varr Dreadnauts

Bloodbath! Norsca have been flying high over their win against the Beards last round and had a score to settle with the Dreadnaut’s for the Summer Cup. But the Dreadnauts had grudges of their own and were none too picky about who they filed them upon. The second half saw the Dreadnaught’s equalise with the jammiest of Hail-Maries that I’ve ever seen in my life, all the while both sides piled up the casualties. A deadly and bitter struggle, where the only real winner was Bloodbowl.

The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1 (3) – 3 (1) Gaen Vale Stags

The Stag’s attempted elf bullshit against stalwart interference from the Blitzers. Some of which consisted of the Blitzers giving a robust murdering to them. In a mirror of their last games, the Elves secured their position and then hung back, allowing the slower paced team score a consolatory touchdown. Unlike last game, that was because they were six players down by the end and basically had to.


South Division

Themysciran Thunderers 1 (2) – 1 (2) Liz \’n\’ Let Die

It looks like even a second place finish has proved beyond the Thunderers reach, whilst Liz N Let Die continue to improve and evolve right before our very eyes. Not literally you understand, that generally only happens with Tzeentchi teams. Or sometimes Skaven ones who have been hitting the half-time Warpstone a bit too hard.

DC Marvels 0 (1) – 2 (1) Har Ganeth Vipers

Could the fake elves of DC Marvels fool the real elves of the Har-Ganeth Vipers long enough to pull out a surprise win? Er… no. No they could not. DC Marvels showed good moxie, but the Vipers showed actual skill and ability and it turns out those things are better at winning games of Blood-Bowl.

Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 5

  • 2 games in North Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 2 games in South Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 10 Touchdowns scored
  • 20 Casualties caused (3 resulted in Death)
  • 12 Completions made
  • 26,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 5

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Winter Series 2519/20 – North Division

Winter Series 2519/20 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 5

League Standings for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 5)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Gaen Vale Stags 4 4 0 0 13 4 9 2 8 -6 12
Beards of Zeus 4 2 0 2 4 4 0 12 3 9 6
Norsca Wild Fire 4 1 2 1 4 6 -2 5 12 -7 5
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 4 1 1 2 4 5 -1 8 8 0 4
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 4 0 1 3 2 8 -6 9 5 4 1

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 4 2 2 0 6 2 4 2 1 1 8
Themysciran Thunderers 4 1 2 1 6 5 1 7 3 4 5
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 4 1 2 1 5 5 0 5 6 -1 5
Har Ganeth Vipers 4 1 2 1 6 6 0 2 5 -3 5
DC Marvels 4 0 2 2 2 7 -5 4 5 -1 2

Player Statistics for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 5)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 18
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 18
3 Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 14
4 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 13
5 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 12
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 12
Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 12
Galacter Linesman DC Marvels 12
9 Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 11
Finih Fyrestride Linesman Har Ganeth Vipers 11

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 5
2 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 4
3 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 3
Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
Leoven Greenarse Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
6 Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Rosa Klebb Skink Runner Liz \’n\’ Let Die 2
Bloxa Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3
Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3
3 \”Biffo\” Troll Slayer Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Gorim Garinsson Blocker Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Sathya Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Kananga Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 2
Champ Kind Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 2
Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
Baxter Deathroller Beards of Zeus 2

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 5
Alex \”No Mercy\” Thrower DC Marvels 5
3 Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 4
4 Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 3
5 Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 2
Elvbane Catcher DC Marvels 2
8 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

Season 14 – Week 4 – Going For Broke!

Right, this one was a bloody nightmare, once again everyone conspired to make sure none of my hot tips came up, and don’t think I’m not taking names and faces for the lot of you. There’s going to be a reckoning for this, makr my words or I’m not… what? Match reports? Fine, have your sodding reports!


North Division

Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 (2) – 3 (1) Gaen Vale Stags

The Elvish bullshit continues unabated, and I think we have to concede that the shine has gone right off the Dreads year. The Dreads attempted to try and dig their way out of trouble which is very Dwarven, but also very unlikely to actually work.

I knew it was a bad idea to tip them to win, I sodding knew it.

Norsca Wild Fire 1 (1) – 0 (4) Beards of Zeus

Norsca were still a might pissed off a the Stags Elvish bullshit from last round, and I’ve been bigging up the Beards for the last few games so it really is no surprise that the Beards lost here. On Touchdowns anyway. On casualties however, where it MATTERS, the Beards quite literally hammered them.


South Division

Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1 (0) – 1 (0) DC Marvels

DC are proving to be one the few Elf teams to show a preference for the one-all draw, it’s almost as if THEY WERE A HUMAN TEAM, IN DISGUISE. HINT. HINT.

The Loco’s let their instincts lead them and it’s hard to say if their desperate savagery helped or hindered them this game. Either way, a point’s a point and right now the Loco’s are sitting assailable at the top of the division.

Themysciran Thunderers 2 (3) – 2 (0) Har Ganeth Vipers

Now that the Vipers are Elfing to industrial standards, could the Thunderers slow them down enough to vaporise them into a fine pink mist?

Well, they tried, and managed to struggle their way to a draw, which against (real) Elves is always something. But the Thunderers needed a win if they wanted to a chance of beating Lustria Locomotive in this division. So now they’re in a race for the second place slot with the other Lizardman team of this year: Liz’N’Let’Die.

Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 4

  • 2 games in North Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 2 games in South Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 11 Casualties caused (0 resulted in Death)
  • 8 Completions made
  • 21,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 4

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Winter Series 2519/20 – North Division

Winter Series 2519/20 – South Division

League Standings for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 4)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Gaen Vale Stags 3 3 0 0 10 3 7 1 5 -4 9
Beards of Zeus 4 2 0 2 4 4 0 12 3 9 6
Norsca Wild Fire 3 1 1 1 3 5 -2 1 6 -5 4
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 2 4 -2 3
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3 0 1 2 1 5 -4 6 4 2 1

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 4 2 2 0 6 2 4 2 1 1 8
Themysciran Thunderers 3 1 1 1 5 4 1 5 1 4 4
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 3 4 -1 4
Har Ganeth Vipers 3 0 2 1 4 6 -2 1 4 -3 2
DC Marvels 3 0 2 1 2 5 -3 3 4 -1 2

Player Statistics for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 4)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 15
2 Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 14
3 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 13
4 Galacter Linesman DC Marvels 12
5 Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 11
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 11
Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 11
8 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 9
Sathya Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 9
Champ Kind Blocker Beards of Zeus 9

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 4
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 4
3 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Bloxa Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
Mara Dawnscar Blitzer Har Ganeth Vipers 2
Leoven Greenarse Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
10 Grung Fodrinsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Sathya Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 2
Champ Kind Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 2
Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
Baxter Deathroller Beards of Zeus 2
Jack Johnson Troll Slayer Beards of Zeus 2
9 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Hugen Slivershield Blocker Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 3
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
3 Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 2
Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 2
Alex \”No Mercy\” Thrower DC Marvels 2
6 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1
Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1

Season 14 – Week 3 – Where is the Blood?

This feels like the third round, but I can’t tell for sure without looking it up and HA HA HA Good luck with that. Whatever:


North Division

Gaen Vale Stags 4 (0) – 1 (0) Norsca Wild Fire

At this point, there can now be no doubt that there’s at least one elf team thats playing to expected form.

Three touchdowns before the end of the first half? That’s a proper elfing that is.

They then kindly took a siesta in the second half, only scoring one more time before deciding to let the Norse have the ball as those berzerkers were beginning to take things a little personally, as one elf with a hilariously fractured skull could attest.

Beards of Zeus 2 (4) – 0 (2) The Bloated Bile Blitzers

The Blitzers were eager to prove that they weren’t daunted by the Beard’s win over potential league favourites the Brak Var Dreadnaughts last round.

They should have been. They really really should have been.

Putting down a drive mere yards away from the TD zone with almost comtemptous ease the beards then ground downhill in their traditional fashion for the first touchdown.

Second half saw the Dwarfs casually maintain their lead against an increasingly desperate Blitzers and score again. In two games, the Beards have shown themselves to be the ones to beat in this division, with the next rounds match-up between the Stags and the Dreadnaughts being as crucial as their own with Norsca Fire in determining who will come out on top.


South Division

Har Ganeth Vipers 1 (1) – 1 (0) Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC

I was going to start this report by pointing out that Elf teams have had mixed results this season, but then this round happened and unfortunately I don’t get to say that anymore. Bastards.

In the beginning it looked like Lustria Loco weren’t going to do anything to shift that trend as they gleefully smashed their way forward with the momentum they’d built up so far this season. Leading 1-0 in the first half, Locomotive seemed to have everything in hand. Then the Vipers had a singular moment of elvish bullshit that turned a 1-0 win and potentially an unassailable position top of the league for the Locos into a one all draw… that still puts the Loco’s in a pretty good position on the top of the table to be honest.

DC Marvels 1 (3) – 1 (2) Liz \’n\’ Let Die

These “elves” managed to get an early TD, but the Lizzies rallied back to equalise. A scrappy second half saw neither side able to break the deadlock, resulting in a one-all draw that sees Liz N Let Die maintain their 3pt trail from the division leaders Lustria Locomotive. At this point it seems like only the Thunderers could possibly beat the Loco’s in points in the South Division.

The next round will be crucial it seems…

Jojo

Quick Summary of Week 3

  • 2 games in North Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 2 games in South Division – Winter Series 2519/20
  • 11 Touchdowns scored
  • 12 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 7 Completions made
  • 18,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 3

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

Winter Series 2519/20 – North Division

Winter Series 2519/20 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 3

League Standings for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 3)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Gaen Vale Stags 2 2 0 0 7 2 5 0 3 -3 6
Beards of Zeus 3 2 0 1 4 3 1 8 2 6 6
Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2 1 0 1 2 1 1 0 3 -3 3
Norsca Wild Fire 2 0 1 1 2 5 -3 0 2 -2 1
The Bloated Bile Blitzers 3 0 1 2 1 5 -4 6 4 2 1

South Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 3 2 1 0 5 1 4 2 1 1 7
Liz \’n\’ Let Die 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 3 4 -1 4
Themysciran Thunderers 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2 1 1 3
Har Ganeth Vipers 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1 1 0 1
DC Marvels 2 0 1 1 1 4 -3 3 4 -1 1

Player Statistics for the Winter Series 2519/20 (Week 3)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 14
2 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 12
3 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 10
4 Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 9
5 Paxrimani Skink Runner Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 8
6 Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 7
Kananga Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 7
Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 7
Arturo Mendes Blocker Beards of Zeus 7
Galacter Linesman DC Marvels 7

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 3
3 Morag Rhunlikhelsson Runner Barack Varr Dreadnauts 2
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 2
Bloxa Saurus Blocker Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 2
Mara Dawnscar Blitzer Har Ganeth Vipers 2
7 Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Haldir Qiydark Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Marcus Hafsten Ulfwerner Norsca Wild Fire 1
Gunnar Arnevik Norse Linesman Norsca Wild Fire 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Billy Bad-Breath Bloater The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Snodule Scuzzball Rotspawn The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2
Brick Tamland Blitzer Beards of Zeus 2
Ed Harken Blocker Beards of Zeus 2
5 Neidadora Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Isnia Lineswoman Themysciran Thunderers 1
Pestilent Pecker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Jaws Kroxigor Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1
Kananga Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1
Dr. No Saurus Blocker Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Andrathatm Eilfina Thrower Gaen Vale Stags 3
Zilyana Torjeon Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 3
3 Ron Burgundy Runner Beards of Zeus 2
4 Pustule Picker Pestigor The Bloated Bile Blitzers 1
Mhaenal Elamice Blitzer Gaen Vale Stags 1
Ryo Holazorwyn Catcher Gaen Vale Stags 1
Abroulete Thrower Themysciran Thunderers 1
Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1
Mr Kidd Skink Runner Liz \’n\’ Let Die 1
Celo Voidcrusher Blitzer Har Ganeth Vipers 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Hippocita Catcher Themysciran Thunderers 1