Beards of Zeus

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There was a time, a time before cabalvision. When the local sports star reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard from town criers. This was an age when only men were allowed to play Blood Bowl. And in San Diego, one Blood Bowl player was more man than the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and kit so fine they made Jordell look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

We have a saying in my country about people like Mr. Burgundy. The coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young… and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner… and only the ribs will be broken…

Career Statistics for Beards of Zeus

League Record 8 3 3 2 8 8 17 7 2 0 38


  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

2519/20 Season8332881772038

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
HDWSBBL League Cup V 4 1 1 2 4 4 5 4 0 0 25
Winter Series 2519/20 4 2 2 0 4 4 12 3 2 0 50


Active Players

Former Players

Star Players hired

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Recent Matches

Date Opponent TF TA CF CA Fans TV Result
02.01.20 Lokomotiv Lustria BBFC 1 1 0 0 0 1,480,000 D
No Comment
12.12.19 Liz ‘n’ Let Die 0 1 2 3 13,000 1,460,000 L
You know the old expression.....nope!
22.11.19 Themysciran Thunderers 1 1 0 1 8,000 1,450,000 D
You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you\'re going to have to learn how to deal with it.
08.11.19 Gaen Vale Stags 2 1 3 0 9,000 1,250,000 W
I thought we were playing Elves this week?
17.10.19 Norsca Wild Fire 0 1 4 1 7,000 1,220,000 L
Sometimes you gotta look in the mirror and say \"When in Rome\"...
10.10.19 The Bloated Bile Blitzers 2 0 4 2 6,000 1,170,000 W
I don\'t know how to put this but I\'m kind of a big deal, people know me.............(the coach does go on)........
19.09.19 Barack Varr Dreadnauts 1 0 1 0 4,000 1,020,000 W
Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
12.09.19 Gaen Vale Stags 1 3 3 0 6,000 1,000,000 L
I\'m proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel and that\'s what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.

Awards list in full


Title Competition
3rd Place HDWSBBL League Cup V

Awards from Competitions

Award Competition Value
Most CAS Winter Series 2519/20 12