Causing Havoc in the old world since 2506

Beards of Zeus

The following bio is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

There was a time, a time before cabalvision. When the local sports star reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard from town criers. This was an age when only men were allowed to play Blood Bowl. And in San Diego, one Blood Bowl player was more man than the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and kit so fine they made Jordell look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

We have a saying in my country about people like Mr. Burgundy. The coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young… and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner… and only the ribs will be broken…

Career Statistics for Beards of Zeus

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
League Record 8 3 3 2 8 8 17 7 2 0 38

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2519/20 Season 8 3 3 2 8 8 17 7 2 0 38

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
HDWSBBL League Cup V 4 1 1 2 4 4 5 4 0 0 25
Winter Series 2519/20 4 2 2 0 4 4 12 3 2 0 50

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Championships

Title Competition
3rd Place HDWSBBL League Cup V

Awards from Competitions

Award Competition Value
Most CAS Winter Series 2519/20 12

HDWSBBL - Did You Know

ME HUNGY!

During the second week in the World Series 2011 the league saw it’s first death by consumption and death by a players own team-mate all in one match! Although the two are combined it was a spectacle which was later watched in slow-motion to confirm the Goblin’s death! It was the Lighting Claws star troll Hadory the Hornet that ate poor young Shell Six (If that’s his real name). Fortunately for the fans it came as no great loss and the troublesome troll even got to play the rest of the match as he caused most of the Elves watching the match to either pass out or run to the bathroom rather quickly.

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