Causing Havoc in the old world since 2506

Beards of Zeus

The following bio is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

There was a time, a time before cabalvision. When the local sports star reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard from town criers. This was an age when only men were allowed to play Blood Bowl. And in San Diego, one Blood Bowl player was more man than the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and kit so fine they made Jordell look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

We have a saying in my country about people like Mr. Burgundy. The coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young… and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner… and only the ribs will be broken…

Career Statistics for Beards of Zeus

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
League Record 6 3 2 1 7 6 15 4 2 0 50

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2519/20 Season 6 3 2 1 7 6 15 4 2 0 50

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
HDWSBBL League Cup V 2 1 0 1 3 2 3 1 0 0 50
Winter Series 2519/20 4 2 2 0 4 4 12 3 2 0 50

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Awards list in full

Awards from Competitions

Award Competition Value
Most CAS Winter Series 2519/20 12

HDWSBBL - Did You Know

Some fans come for the game, some come for the violence, but many come for the food and merchandise. Last season the HDWSBBL sold over 1.2 million Mc Merty burgers and almost 500,000 foam gauntlets.

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