Jaques le Stench
Originally born the son of a Quenlles pig farmer Jaques spend his early years working on the family farm where he grew into a strong but simple fool. Tragically he was orphaned when an unfortunate chemical reaction at the slop mixing house turned his parents to ashes and coated him in hot liquid slop. With nowhere else to go he headed for Carcassonne where due to the terrible smell left on his skin he was shunned and bullied and getting into countless bar fights where he never lost. One of these fights was witnessed by head coach Van Dame who with nose firmly pegged between thumb and forfinger said “ay lad, ‘aw would you ‘ike ‘oo do dat f’wor cash?”
This player is Dead! They were killed by Azhug Eyedrinker from Black Mountain Bloodjaws
Killed in the semi-final. His demise came at a crustal turning point in the game.
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