Chaos All-Stars

This Team was part of the league under a previous ruleset.

It was a breezy summer’s day. The 2497 season had wound down, after the Naggaroth Nightmare’s shock win in the Blood Bowl. The Chaos All-Stars had – by their standards – come off a disappointing season, with just the Chaos Cup (for the third season in a row) to show for it. This didn’t sit well with the owner, who had ordered the team for an early start to pre-season. First up, though, was the annual end-of-season chaotic exhibition match against the Mongrel Horde. The game was going well; early in the second half, the score was 2-1 to the All-Stars but more importantly, the stadium’s south stand was on fire, 3 freebooters from the Horde had been killed, and a local team of halflings had just been slaughtered as part of the halftime show. But then… something strange happened… Of course, this was the Chaos All-Stars, so something strange was bound to happen. But whatever this was, it was mysterious even by their standards. The air went still, the sky turned a strange reddy-purple colour, then swirling blackness descended over the pitch. Moments later it was gone, and the breeze was blowing again, but things had changed. The stadium was now an empty desolate ruin… the southern stand completely gutted by a long-quenched fire, the rest of the terraces broken and covered with grass and debris. The halfling corpses, lined up by the dugouts ready for the post-game feast, had gone. And it was raining.
The players on the pitch shrugged, then carried on the game. More subdued, without the ravaging hordes in the crowd baying for blood, the All-Stars took the game 3-1, and left for their training camp.

It was only after the game that they realised the scale of the strange event. Whatever magics the All-Stars team had been brewing for the game, they’d gone completely wrong. Both teams had simultaneously catapulted forwards and backwards through time… the year was now 2517, but none of the players could remember anything of their previous Bloodbowl careers… as if they’d been sent back in time rather than forwards. Still, they were a Bloodbowl team, and therefore there was a game to be played. With the remnants of the Mongrel Horde in tow, the All-Stars signed up to the nearest league they could find. Team owner Prince Dorian the Lost set plans in motion to restore themselves to their former glory.

The team regrouped during the off-season and reflected upon their debut season. The undoubted highlight was not finishing as the worst team, a feat they just shaded with a win in their final regular season game, followed by squeaking 2 draws in the Shield. When things had gone well, they had gone very well… unfortunately these moments were few and far between.

The management were not happy, but the chaos gods are happy to play the long game and realised that instant success had not been guaranteed. A series of pre-season games were arranged, the opposing teams then sacrificed, and the All-Stars returned for second stint in the league with high hopes of improvement.

Career Statistics for Chaos All-Stars

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
League Record 16 3 10 3 15 36 21 26 19 1 19

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2518/19 Season826051910712025
2517/18 Season8143101711197113

Performance by Championship Cup

Championship Cup P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
New World Conference Cup725051810710029
Old World Conference Cup61417146156017
The HDWSBBL Shield20023354110
The HDWSBBL League Cup10100100200

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup IV 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0
New World Conference League 2518/19 7 2 5 0 5 18 10 7 10 0 29
The Fury Animal Frenzy 2 0 0 2 3 3 5 4 1 1 0
Old World Conference League 2517/18 6 1 4 1 7 14 6 15 6 0 17

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Recent Matches

Date Opponent TF TA CF CA Fans TV Result
10.01.19 Temper Bay Marauders 0 1 0 0 10,000 1,230,000 L
Played it perfectly for penalties with some safeguarding going into overtime....shame about the touchdown we conceded.
29.11.18 The Mousillion Patriots 0 2 0 5 14,000 1,550,000 L
Ended the regular season in style....really bad style, but still style....
15.11.18 Quenelles Chevaliers 0 1 1 0 14,000 1,540,000 L
Well that could have gone a bit better.....MVP to the Rat who failed a last minute go for it to tie the match. Sums up this team really!
01.11.18 Warpstone Wanders 0 4 4 0 17,000 1,490,000 L
Another game where things didn\'t quite work out and the scoreline didn\'t quite reflect the balance of play.
18.10.18 Vidarheim Thunder 0 3 1 1 11,000 1,490,000 L
Back to loosing ways! Helmut Wulf is not in favour with the Chaos gods right now...
04.10.18 Team Chaos 2 1 2 0 15,000 1,410,000 W
Summat weird is going on......? Two wins in a row? WTF?! Expect normal service to be resumed next week.....
20.09.18 The Asgard Marauders 3 2 1 0 7,000 1,340,000 W
We almost managed to throw it away but things came good in the end!
06.09.18 Nahuontl Natterjacks 0 5 1 1 9,000 1,340,000 L
Normal service resumed...Can I start the season again please?
08.02.18 Ragnar’s Raiders 1 1 2 2 12,000 1,190,000 D
Mostly back to form today, paid the price for not being able to pick up the ball. Still ending the season on a three game unbeaten run is not to be complained at......
01.02.18 Nahuontl Natterjacks 2 2 3 2 12,000 1,270,000 D
Someone put a tripwire on the endzone! Boo! That bullshit stopped the first ever Minotaur hat trick in all of Blood Bowl!
04.01.18 Atrocity Exhibition 3 2 0 5 12,000 1,000,000 W
Nuffle definitely sucks!
16.11.17 Pastafarians 1 2 0 3 5,000 1,200,000 L
Well...that was better than last week at least!
02.11.17 Bogenhafen Rams 0 5 0 3 7,000 1,170,000 L
\"The coach was unavailable for comment due to having been sacrificing to the Chaos gods. Then resurrected so he could be sacrificed again to a different set.\"
12.10.17 Osterwald Ravens 1 2 3 1 8,000 1,090,000 L
Got a couple of skills. Zzharg was surprisingly ok. Could have been worse...
05.10.17 The Deadly Spawn 1 2 1 1 9,000 1,060,000 L
Last mintue consolation touchdown for the er.... not exactly win I guess. Hmm back to the drawing board.
21.09.17 Grudge Corsairs 1 1 2 2 7,000 1,000,000 D
Go go super Goblin! He was awesome, rest of the team were average. Maybe I should try a team of all Goblins?......

Awards list in full

Championships

Title Competition
Runner-Up The Fury Animal Frenzy

Awards from Compeitions

Award Competition Value
Most CAS The Fury Animal Frenzy 5