For an age, animals have been enslaved by the humans to do their bidding. To be used for food, drink and labour. Eventually when they were of no more use, they would be slaughtered and have their skins used for clothes, bedding and footballs.. The corpses after burned and eaten. Life for animals in this time is far from satisfactory.
However, on the goat farms belonging to an ogre, named Bubba J, this was far from the truth. Bubba J, had a herd of 100 and more goats. And he was tentative to them. He adored them, for after all. His wealth came from them. All his land, his goats, his house, his loyal friends were because of these goats.
One night, a group of humans came to the farm. Demanded Bubba J to give up 50 of his goats to be slaughtered for clothing and footballs for this thing called Blood Bowl. Bubba J refused and pleaded to the humans, who we know as the Reikland Reaver’s, not to take them. They threatened him, saying if he did not give the goats by the morning they would be killed and all the goats taken to the slaughter. To prove a point. They killed his prized goat. Princess-a-goat. Filled with rage, he pleaded to the gods for help. But he received no answer. The humans returned and as threatened, they drew their weapons and closed in on Bubba J. As they got close, Bubba J cried out for help pledging allegiance to any who saved him and his goats. Khorne, the chaos god, heard this and send his demons down through a portal.. and slaughtered them…Quickly.
Bubba J was thankful that he and his goats had been saved. But he was angry still. Khorne, felt his rage for these blood bowl players. He asked Bubba J if he wanted revenge, he said yes. So, Khorne had a plan. He mutated the goats, they stood on 2 legs, grew hands and long horns. He made bubba J stronger, bigger but a little dumber.. bit of a bonehead actually. And his 2 loyal farmhands, he made them bigger and stronger, they were just very unskilled. He sent them to work, spending the farms wealth to build a stadium called ‘The Fields’, to buy armour and clothes. For the footballs, bubba J didn’t want any made with animal skins, especially his own goats… Khorne agreed, looked at the dead Reikland Reaver’s in the dirt… And well…footballs were made lets say. 6 months later, after the stadium was ready and some practice, they were told to go and get their revenge.
Career Statistics for Khorney Goats
- P: Number of games Played
- TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
- TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
- CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
- CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
- %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)
Performance by Season
Performance by Championship Cup
|The HDWSBBL Championship Cup||2||2||0||0||3||1||4||1||0||1||100|
Performance by Competition
|The Championship XIV||2||2||0||0||3||1||4||1||0||1||100|
- #1 - Bubba-J - Chaos Ogre (140,000gp)
- #2 - Jeff - Chosen Blocker (110,000gp)
- #3 - Bob - Chosen Blocker (100,000gp)
- #4 - Whack-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (60,000gp)
- #5 - Slap-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (80,000gp)
- #6 - Bonk-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (60,000gp)
- #7 - Hit-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (80,000gp)
- #8 - Bump-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (70,000gp)
- #9 - Knock-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (60,000gp)
- #10 - Thump-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (60,000gp)
- #11 - Smack-A-Goat - Beastman Runner (60,000gp)
Upcoming Matches (Fixtures)
|21.10.21||Ragnars Swift Velocity||The Championship XIV (South Division)|
|04.11.21||Green Man Irregulars||The Championship XIV (South Division)|
|18.11.21||Black Peak Thunderguts||The Championship XIV (South Division)|
|02.12.21||Da Hog Peak Squigbackz||The Championship XIV (South Division)|
|07.10.21||The Terra Hawks||2||1||1||0||5,000||1,000,000||W|
|Blood for the blood god!|
Awards list in full
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