Causing Havoc in the old world since 2506

Nahuontl Natterjacks

It was the year 2516, and the former Lustria Croakers player Axolotalan ‘The Darting Frog’ was feeling a restlessness sink in. After the collapse of the NAF he had taken over coaching a team calling themselves the Spacehoppers, bringing them up to speed with the current Old World rules of Blood Bowl (as you can imagine it takes quite some time for anything from the modern world to reach you in the deepest darkest jungle). Things were going well for the Spacehoppers until an ill fated (or as it would turn out, totally underhanded!) match against the Slaaneshi Big Society. After a particularly violent kicking on the Society’s part, the Spacehopper’s players started exhibiting large weeping sores and buboes that were swimming with parasites. Caused by the vile Tilean Nurgle sorceress Lucilia Bufonivora, she had been hired by the Society’s coach to infect a nasty Toadfly infestation on the Spacehoppers prior to the game. Fortunately for Axolotalan he was able to recover having agained the ability to regenerate from being part of the winning Slann All-Star team of the 2501 Chaos Cup. His team, however, were not so fortunate…

So here he was, on the secluded subtropical island of Newt Xealand, sitting in his lil’ pad under the shade of a giant fern with the once pleasing but now becoming monotanous sounds of surf and cicadas. It was a quiet relief when his pigmy butler Tiki-taki handed him a letter which contained a contract to coach a team in the renowned HDWSBBL. According to the letter of invitation, the HDWSBBL ruling commitee was on a recruiting drive for some fresh teams to start off their new (and now eleventh) season. In their search for these new teams and coaches, the commitee had heard rumors about where The Darting Frog had retired to and decided to try and entice him out of Blood Bowl hibernation. With a new found enthusiasum and a vision, Axolotalan left Tiki-taki to maintain things while he was gone and caught the first Terradon back to the mainland. “What better team to coach than the one that started my career?!” he thought to himself…

On reaching Nahuontl, Axolotalan learnt that the city’s team had fallen bankrupt after the NAF’s collapse and had subsequently disbanded. “Suffering Skinks!” Hmm…he needed a new plan. Sending a series of shrill calls out through the jungle he could only hope some of the younger, leaner and athletic generations of his race were in the area who would not only hear his call but be jumping at the bit to play Blood Bowl for the city. The turn out was slow at first but eventually the trickle turned into a deluge and Axolotalan was able to put together a series of try-outs. After a summer of trials, cuts and call backs, a group of suitable candidates emerged and began spawning into a well mucused team. Using bags of ‘borrowed’ gold from the Mage-Priest stores (he fully intends to replace said bags even though the elders don’t value gold in the same way the rest of the Old World does) to pay the HDWSBBL joining fees and to purchase 16 new uniforms from the finest sporting goods emporium in Marienburg, The Darting Frog finds himself with a relatively inexperienced but well equipped team.

What has really drawn in the fans (which also sets them apart from other Slann teams) is a Newt Xealand pigmy tradition Axolotalan has incorporated into his team’s pre-game routine. Called The Dance of the Three Snakes, or Kappa Haka, it is carried out by their cheerleaders to arouse the players, er…intensity… before they…perform… their own fearsome haka displaying bulging eyes (how can you tell if a frog’s eyes are more bulging than normal?!) protruding salivating tongues (which has created rumors of toad licking performance enhancing drug use) and disturbing grunts and groans!
Since Nahuontl’s team and field needed revivifying, so too was a new team name chosen. Now the newly named Natterjacks can pick up where the old team were forced to leave, or should that be leap, off!

Career Statistics for Nahuontl Natterjacks

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
Nahuontl Natterjacks 11 7 3 1 25 18 5 24 17 3 64

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2517/18 Season 1 1 0 0 4 0 1 1 0 0 100
2516/17 Season 10 6 3 1 21 18 4 23 17 3 60

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
New World Conference League 2517/18 1 1 0 0 4 0 1 1 0 0 100
World Championship Super Bowl XI 2 1 1 0 2 3 2 5 2 0 50
New World Conference League 2516/17 8 5 2 1 19 15 2 18 15 3 63

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Championships

Title Competition
Runner-Up New World Conference League 2516/17

Awards from Seasons

Award Competition Value
Most INT 2516/17 Season 3

Awards from Competitions

Award Competition Value
Most INT New World Conference League 2516/17 3

HDWSBBL - Did You Know

Eagle Award

The Eagle award was named after the late Nenvik Eagle of the Loren Rangers. He was the first recorded player fatality in the HDWSBBL and in his honour the Eagle award is given to the player with the most spectacular death of the season. Quite simply it is the award that a player never wants to receive.

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