Orcland Cleavers
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Career Statistics for Orcland Cleavers
| Team | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orcland Cleavers | 25 | 7 | 13 | 5 | 28 | 42 | 36 | 20 | 40 | 1 | 28 |
Key
Performance by Season
| Season | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2510/11 Season | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 17 | 20 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 36 |
| 2509/10 Season | 14 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 16 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 29 | 0 | 21 |
Performance by Competition
| Competition | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Cleaver Cup | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spite Challenge 2510/11 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 50 |
| Open Scramble 2510/11 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 33 |
| The Slammer Shield | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 50 |
| Pepslay Challenge 2509/10 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| Open Scramble 2509/2510 | 8 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 11 | 15 | 8 | 5 | 21 | 0 | 25 |
Players
Active Players
- #1 - Eroshnak Fear-Hammer - Linesman (90,000gp)
- #2 - Braashnak Eye-Bringer - Linesman (70,000gp)
- #3 - Eruushnak Shadow-Bearer - Linesman (70,000gp)
- #4 - Rulg Ear-Hacker - Thrower (170,000gp)
- #5 - Vogdish Storm-Chewer - Blitzer (120,000gp)
- #6 - Vragdish Nail-Eater - Blitzer (170,000gp)
- #7 - Logorc Gob - Blitzer (80,000gp)
- #8 - Horbag Talon-Gut - Blitzer (160,000gp)
- #9 - Eruug Rot-Chewer - Black Orc Blocker (120,000gp)
- #10 - Eragar Bone-Puncher - Black Orc Blocker (100,000gp)
- #11 - Grobo Grout - Goblin (40,000gp)
- #12 - Binak Hell-Mangler - Black Orc Blocker (100,000gp)
- #13 - Fungus Ironshod - Troll (180,000gp)
- #14 - Glog Gut-Rott - Black Orc Blocker (100,000gp)
Former Players
- #1 - Eroshnak Fear-Hammer - Linesman (50,000gp)
- #7 - Grodash Plague-Snapper - Blitzer (140,000gp)
- #11 - Gung Dark-Slammer - Black Orc Blocker (120,000gp)
Recent Matches
| Date | Opponent | TF | TA | CF | CA | Fans | TV | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19.05.11 | Teotigua Predators | 0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 13,000 | 1,490,000 | L |
| The Cleavers leave the stage with a whimper. Fungus was immense - Orcfink has been sacked as coach! | ||||||||
| 31.03.11 | Grunhelm Gemcutters | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 19,000 | 2,050,000 | L |
| MEDIC!!!! | ||||||||
| 02.03.11 | Lustria Leapers | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15,000 | 2,050,000 | L |
| No comment | ||||||||
| 20.01.11 | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11,000 | 2,020,000 | W |
| Slow start and a very slippy ball - Then they ran away - open the pub, the Cleavers are coming early - Drinks all round! | ||||||||
| 06.01.11 | The Innsmouth Shadows | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 18,000 | 2,000,000 | L |
| The Boyz where sluggish - to much boozing again. 2nd half much improved. Shadows played well. Good luck to them in the final | ||||||||
| 25.11.10 | We Tree Fellows | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 13,000 | 1,980,000 | D |
| Dodge - Dodge - Dodge B!**dy pointy ears! Poor lads are worn out running around after these skinn fellows. A bit of xmas tucker and ale will see the boyz back after the festivities | ||||||||
| 11.11.10 | Brimstone Flayers | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 11,000 | 1,940,000 | W |
| "ooooooooo" So Close! Last turn Touchdown by the fear-hammer sealed a great victory for the boyz. The crowd were great and cheered the boyz on to glory | ||||||||
| 04.11.10 | Teotigua Predators | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12,000 | 1,870,000 | W |
| Best game of the Season..... Best game Ever! The Boyz were magic!!! | ||||||||
| 27.10.10 | The Brewers | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14,000 | 1,770,000 | L |
| Must be something in the Brewers Ale. Knew the Boyz should have refused their kind generosity!! Orcfink need to bash some heads | ||||||||
| 13.10.10 | Tail Slammers | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 15,000 | 1,850,000 | D |
| Rats are tough, the tail slammers put three of my boys in the bin - Had to dig deep for a draw. Got some patching up for next week | ||||||||
| 16.09.10 | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 2 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 12,000 | 1,820,000 | W |
| MMMMMMMM Yum, Halflings! They Boyz are back in town, go Cleavers. | ||||||||
| 17.03.10 | The Bile Blitzers | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10,000 | 1,750,000 | D |
| The boyz bloo it again! Some hard practice in the close season! | ||||||||
| 16.02.10 | Beaumont Blitzers | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 34,000 | 1,610,000 | L |
| Tough guys Ouch! Took a pumleing well played the Blitzers | ||||||||
| 02.02.10 | Tail Slammers | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 13,000 | 1,470,000 | L |
| Blinded by the snow and the Tail Slammers play in the first half, but those rodents are tough little gits. The boys were slow out the blocks and the Slammers ran rings around us. Great game. | ||||||||
| 19.01.10 | The Man Eaters | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 14,000 | 1,550,000 | W |
| Hard earned game. Tough guys those Ogre's. | ||||||||
| 06.01.10 | The Bile Blitzers | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16,000 | 1,540,000 | W |
| Magika Performance to finish the season! The Boyz Waz Good! | ||||||||
| 16.12.09 | We Tree Fellows | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13,000 | 1,540,000 | D |
| Boring Orcs. Grinding out results. No extra skills. A typical mid season display by the Cleavers | ||||||||
| 02.12.09 | Teotigua Predators | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 13,000 | 1,430,000 | L |
| Some smart moves by the Predators earned them a good win. Next time against the Bile Blitzers for the honour of winning the Wooden Spoon! | ||||||||
| 18.11.09 | The Loren Rangers | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 13,000 | 1,330,000 | L |
| Real tough game, some good play early on saw the boys forge ahead. But those white skins showed plenty of skill to ease to the win in the second half. The boys fought well and the best result by any team this year against the Rangers. Easier games will follow. | ||||||||
| 04.11.09 | Grappler Flesh Grinders | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10,000 | 1,220,000 | W |
| Da boyz done well. Kept to da play book and Grinded a massive victory - Da Cleavers are up and running! | ||||||||
| 28.10.09 | Teotigua Predators | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8,000 | 1,220,000 | D |
| Fungus showed his true quality as I knew he would when I signed him, he inspired the Cleavers to an impressive drawn game. Last minute touchdown are something special to savour. And as Horbag blitzed through the last defender and spiked that ball all hell broke loose......magic!. The Cleavers are on the way up! | ||||||||
| 21.10.09 | The Loren Rangers | 1 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 8,000 | 1,090,000 | L |
| Darn slippery Elves. We need to quicken up a bit! Still two pointy ears in the bin and a glorious touchdown by Horbag sealed an improvement all round team against the leagues top team. | ||||||||
| 14.10.09 | Drackwald Deadheads | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12,000 | 1,090,000 | L |
| Very professional, a well deserved victory. Not enough zombies in the dead bin!! | ||||||||
| 16.09.09 | The Bile Blitzers | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 10,000 | 1,050,000 | L |
| We played the game with more rottern luck than the Blitzers had rottern flesh! Well played by the Bile Blitzers. | ||||||||
| 02.09.09 | Grappler Flesh Grinders | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13,000 | 1,000,000 | L |
| I thought the Grinders were a tough Orc outfit. There was a distinct elfishness about the Grinders play - Sure the thrower had pointy ears! Well played! | ||||||||
Awards list in full
Championships
| Title | Competition |
|---|---|
| Wooden Spoon | Pepslay Challenge 2509/10 |
HDWSBBL - Did You Know
No. 1 Most Useless Player
WarZone's number one most useless player of the league has to go to Lupin Wonse of the Middenhein Manhunter's.
He was a founder player in the teams ranks and has so far turned up to nearly all the Manhunter's games apart from three (due to injury...we think)
In his 23 game carrer he has not done a single thing on the field. He statistics are currently: 0 TD 0 COMP 0 CAS 0 INT and 0 MVP. He wins the WarZone's Most Useless Player of the League. This will be a hard feat to break and will most likley to never be broken.
