Causing Havoc in the old world since 2506

Pastafarians

Feared throughout the entire old world, Captain Lin Greeny was going about his usual business of murder and plunder with the crew of his pirate vessel ‘The Scurvy Squig’. Whilst in pursuit of a particularly well laden Empire merchant vessel they were engulfed by a storm of never before seen magnitude which swept them off course and dumped them on the coast of an unknown land. A quick examination of the ship showed that the hull was in dire need of repair and most of their ration stores had been lost at sea.

Setting out on a search party with seven of his ‘ardest boyz plus a couple of Goblin deck hands (who he thought might come in useful for chucking down small holes, or to use as bait) to look for food sources and repair materials. After trekking inland for half a day or so, they stumbled upon what looked to be a huge bowl shaped depression in the land. The depression had a metallic sheen to it and had what looked to be rows and rows of seats around the edges. Temporarily forgetting about the purpose of their trek, the curious pirate crew gravitated towards the depression. As they got closer, they realised that this ‘bowl’ in the landscape appeared to be a long abandoned Blood Bowl stadium. Being avid fans of the game (as is any Orc worthy of being called an Orc) they picked up the pace and entered the stadium.

As they entered the stadium the earth shook violently as if by an earthquake, knocking all of the crew off their feet. Quickly recovering his senses, Lin Greeny looked up and saw a monstrous sight. Floating in the air in front of them was, what appeared to be, a huge tangled mass of pale, rope like tentacles surrounding two one meter diameter meatballs, dripping with a delicious smelling marinara sauce. Momentarily forgetting about the fact that this mass of food was floating in mid air, the ravenous Orcs ran forwards ready to get stuck in and fill their bellies. There was a flash of movement and a huge tentacle smashed into all ten of them knocking them all flat on their back in an instant. Feeling stunned, the crew cautiously sat up. It was at this point that they noticed the two eye stalks looking at them.

Suddenly, a voice boomed out from the being. “I have been waiting an awfully long time for this moment! It has come to my attention that you Orcs love gold almost as much as you love a good scrap!”

Somewhat confused by what was going on the entire crew just sat and nodded.

“I am THE divine being known only as The Flying Spaghetti Monster and I have a proposition for you. I want to build the toughest, strongest and most ruthless Blood Bowl team in the history of the game and I think that you are the perfect bunch of scoundrels for the job.”

The Orcs were getting excited now and cheered and shouted in unison agreeing with the prospect of fighting and gold without the inconvenience of seasickness.

“You will find fame and fortune, plus a good fight every week. I just require three things. First and foremost, you must denounce the false Orc gods, Mork and Gork, and worship only me, becoming Pastafarians. Secondly, I will take the position usually reserved for a Troll and I will be player number one on the team. Thirdly, this stadium will be your home ground and will from now on be referred to as the Pasta Bowl.”

Career Statistics for Pastafarians

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
Pastafarians 22 7 10 5 28 32 36 31 30 0 32

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2518/19 Season 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 2 1 0 0
2517/18 Season 12 4 5 3 16 16 20 15 19 0 33
2516/17 Season 9 3 5 1 11 15 15 14 10 0 33

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
Old World Conference League 2518/19 1 0 0 1 1 1 1 2 1 0 0
HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup III 2 1 1 0 3 3 2 1 2 0 50
Old World Conference League 2517/18 6 2 1 3 10 9 9 7 8 0 33
The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517 4 1 3 0 3 4 9 7 9 0 25
HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup II 1 0 1 0 1 2 0 3 0 0 0
Old World Conference League 2516/17 8 3 4 1 10 13 15 11 10 0 38

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Championships

Title Competition
Runner-Up HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup III

Awards from Competitions

Award Competition Value
Most CAS The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517 9

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