Slaaneshi Big Society

The old world is full of celebrities, whether these are explorers, mighty warriors, blood bowl stars or the more regular entertainers performing on stages at the numerous taverns, inns and theatres across the realms of men. While a lot of the time these people are granted a natural gift others do them through bargains with the gods.

The worst kinds of bargain, are the ones you’re not aware of. Many parents dream of a great life for their children and granting them pleasure. Slaanesh always has at least one ear listening for the pleas of these people and will grant them when the mood fits. It does get more than a little frustrating however when people begin to use these gifts and share them with others. They are not gods, yet they help home people. They are not gods, yet they feed the poor and starving. They are not gods, and still they spend their time with doctors cheering up lost souls. They use their gifts granted from Slaanesh, to be NICE.

Normally they lose their calm exteriors and show their true colours, actor Lem Golson found his career (and life) end when after a few too many drinks after entertaining miners in Zhufbar he complained about poor service from a bunch of smelly lawn ornaments. Rusty Cowell was doing fine until he lost his temper and decided to eat an artist who was following him around trying to get a good portrait, the resulting painting of Rusty Cowells fist and jaws would’ve made the artist rich had a passing necromancer been able to preserve enough of his remains.

Sometimes, maybe despite their gifts they keep up some pretence of kindness, perhaps if a few of them had been told their soul belonged to Slaanesh they would have done something about it and at least killed a few adoring fans but no, they refused to do so. In order to take them, Slaanesh had to take advantage of Alric Relish.

Alric had been mayor of a couple of small towns near the Kislev border and had been very civic minded, well, towards his female residents. Slaanesh saw her opportunity and managed to arrange for Alric to become one of the top diplomats between the Empire and Kislev, all he had to do was arrange a large event in support of the damaged city of Mordheim, to help rebuild it and welcome it back in to the folds of the Empire.

From there Slaanesh made contact with Khorne, Nurgle and Tzeentch and between them arranged for a selection of the mortals to require the aid of a well respected politician and society event to clear their good names. One mishap after another and they were ordered by magistrates to carry out “good natured services for the community”. Helpful letters were submitted to each of them and they made their way to the newly refurbished Mordheim Community Stadium to do their good deeds.

The trap was set and as they stepped foot into the vip area of the stadium the walls made of unrefined warpstone began their work and started to mutate these paragons of virtue into creatures of Chaos. The only way, Slaanesh would truly allow them to go home was for an individual to earn their freedom in the toughest blood bowl leagues around, by scoring 100 touchdowns or causing 100 casualties. Though there’s probably a catch, there always is…

The Big Society made their HDWSBBL debut in the 2513/14 season with lowly expectations and aims. Despite incidents such as Fluffy deliberately dropping the ball as he goes over the line to prevent a 1-0 win over the Teotigua Flying Frogs and trying to encourage the Asgard Marauders to run up a score and still only managing to lose 1-0 they manage to surpass said expectations leading to them qualifying for the play-offs. Head coach Alric Relish was distraught by this as he felt the shield was a winnable prize and spent the close season bemoaning Arcanis All Sparks failure to beat the Riverside Rainbows by one more touch down. Seeing the draw for 2514/15 his confidence has grown and the Big Society will surely be eyeing up a Vase and Shield double.

Career Statistics for Slaaneshi Big Society

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
League Record 30 10 18 2 26 44 67 58 16 3 33

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2515/16 Season835071115171138
2514/15 Season114701317252311136
2513/14 Season1136261627184127

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup 1 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0
Old World Conference League 2515/16 7 3 4 0 7 9 15 17 1 1 43
Brunch Bowl 1 0 1 0 1 2 4 3 0 0 0
The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2514/15 3 2 1 0 4 2 5 11 3 0 67
World Series 2514/15 7 2 5 0 8 13 16 9 8 1 29
Old World Conference Play-Offs 2513/14 1 0 1 0 0 3 4 1 0 0 0
World Series 2513/14 10 3 5 2 6 13 23 17 4 1 30

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Recent Matches

Date Opponent TF TA CF CA Fans TV Result
07.01.16 Suderholm Snow Leopards 0 2 0 0 0 1,760,000 L
No comment
26.11.15 Lustrian Snake Queens 2 0 0 0 0 1,580,000 W
No Comment
19.11.15 Universal Horrors 0 2 2 5 12,000 1,330,000 L
Enjoyed the game. Weakened side the deciding factor!
12.11.15 The Innsmouth Shadows 0 1 0 3 11,000 1,710,000 L
No comment
22.10.15 Talos Tobacconists 0 2 1 4 14,000 1,780,000 L
At least we completed a pass. Poor game and nothing I could do with it.
01.10.15 Gitz ‘n’ Shigglez 3 1 4 0 10,000 1,650,000 W
Fluffy back from the dead to tickle goblins. Good day, Good win. I could miss the Shield now.
17.09.15 Morgs Raiders 2 1 5 3 9,000 1,720,000 W
Close game. Fluffy resting before big Gobbo\'s match!
03.09.15 Tail Slammers 0 2 3 2 12,000 1,700,000 L
The suckiest sucks that ever sucked.
05.03.15 Blackburners 1 2 4 3 28,000 1,540,000 L
Operation KILL FUMBLES, fail once again. Good game and another failed shield season.
29.01.15 Ashut Titans 1 2 2 3 11,000 1,610,000 L
No comment
15.01.15 Oxmoor Savages 1 2 1 2 26,000 1,650,000 L
Close game that could have gone either way. Chaos for the cup still!?
18.12.14 Carcassonne Province Paladins 0 3 0 0 12,000 1,640,000 L
No comment
11.12.14 Oxmoor Savages 1 2 4 1 15,000 1,210,000 L
Fluffy got so distracted by the dead Mino he forgot their ball, we will get them in the Cup!
27.11.14 Ashut Titans 2 1 3 8 16,000 1,630,000 W
Held on for a full match with five players for overtime. Fortunate on penalties.
13.11.14 Fairy Wizards Guild 1 2 1 0 9,000 1,610,000 L
Spawny plays and stupid mistakes. Should have won!
23.10.14 Mordheim Comets 3 1 2 0 12,000 1,540,000 W
Everything worked for us. Out passed Skaven so can\'t complain.
09.10.14 The Brewers 2 0 1 1 15,000 1,530,000 W
The cup is ours!
18.09.14 Monster Mashers 2 0 4 1 11,000 1,320,000 W
We were robbed. Didn\'t deserve that victory.
11.09.14 Arkhan Black Towers 0 3 3 4 12,000 1,380,000 L
No Comment
20.02.14 Nachthaften Nightlords 0 3 4 1 13,000 1,380,000 L
Didn\'t start hitting until it was too late, would be closer with a better start!
06.02.14 The Asgard Marauders 0 1 4 0 14,000 1,280,000 L
After failing to score was happy to play for bigger loss to chase bowl. Once started hitting and should of gotten a point.
23.01.14 Karond Kar Oblivion 0 2 3 2 8,000 1,360,000 L
Happy with the loss. Caused a bit of damage to his side to prepare for our Shield challenge!
16.01.14 Gog Magog Gladiators 0 2 2 5 14,000 1,310,000 L
No comment
09.01.14 Har Ganeth Heartbreakers 2 1 2 1 9,000 1,290,000 W
No Comment
05.12.13 The Tlaqua Spacehoppers 1 0 2 2 10,000 1,230,000 W
No comment
28.11.13 Jimps and Perps 2 0 0 1 12,000 1,220,000 W
No Comment
31.10.13 Waterbowl Wanderers 0 3 1 1 10,000 1,070,000 L
No comment
17.10.13 Teotigua Flying Frogs 0 0 5 1 11,000 1,020,000 D
Slaanesh abandoned us at the end. Closer than it should be!
03.10.13 The Wild Brunch 1 1 2 3 4,000 990,000 D
No Comment
05.09.13 Drakwald Defilers 0 3 2 1 2,000 1,000,000 L
Expected a hard game and to lose. Happy to our CAS them and intact for next game.

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Championships

Title Competition
Qualifier Old World Conference Play-Offs 2513/14