Snot Club Lotz

Weston Blackthorn was down on his luck. Once proclaimed as the rightful head of the Temple of Sigmar, things had gone a bit wrong.

He couldn’t keep away from Bloodbowl, but his foray into Sevens had caused a few small problems.

In outrage at his new team winning games, Nurgle had unleashed a plague upon the Old World. The NAF had completely ripped up the sport’s rulebook, then pieced together what bits they could find with odd words written in to muddle things further. And Weston himself… well, who would want him as a coach?

Snotlings, that is who.

Snot Club Lotz started out as a pop band, but they were crap at singing and (more importantly) their dance moves were never properly in sync. The spin-off Cabalvision show was a disaster as the trolls kept eating the camras. So they fell back to their old ways, living in the dumps and dreaming of Bloodbowl glory… glory in their case being the odd game where they could actually count how many touchdowns they had conceded.

And so it was that a chance meeting between the team owner, Simon Fullershite, and Weston Blackthorn, fighting over scraps of rat meat in a gutter, would lead to a new HDWSBBL franchise.

Career Statistics for Snot Club Lotz

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
League Record 2 1 0 1 2 1 4 6 0 0 50

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2521/22 Season210121460050

Performance by Championship Cup

Championship Cup P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
The HDWSBBL Championship Cup210121460050

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
The Championship XIV 2 1 0 1 2 1 4 6 0 0 50

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Upcoming Matches (Fixtures)

Date opponent Competition
21.10.21 Tortuga Bay Buccaneers The Championship XIV (North Division)
04.11.21 The Chunder Plunderers The Championship XIV (North Division)
18.11.21 Kingsport Wizards The Championship XIV (North Division)
02.12.21 Badland Bruiser’s The Championship XIV (North Division)

Recent Matches

Date Opponent TF TA CF CA Fans TV Result
07.10.21 Cromarc Wyldyr Waywatchers 1 0 1 2 5,000 725,000 W
Don't stop moving!
09.09.21 The Asgard Marauders 1 1 3 4 5,000 715,000 D
There ain't no party like a Snot Club party!

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