Weston Blackthorn was down on his luck. Once proclaimed as the rightful head of the Temple of Sigmar, things had gone a bit wrong.
He couldn’t keep away from Bloodbowl, but his foray into Sevens had caused a few small problems.
In outrage at his new team winning games, Nurgle had unleashed a plague upon the Old World. The NAF had completely ripped up the sport’s rulebook, then pieced together what bits they could find with odd words written in to muddle things further. And Weston himself… well, who would want him as a coach?
Snotlings, that is who.
Snot Club Lotz started out as a pop band, but they were crap at singing and (more importantly) their dance moves were never properly in sync. The spin-off Cabalvision show was a disaster as the trolls kept eating the camras. So they fell back to their old ways, living in the dumps and dreaming of Bloodbowl glory… glory in their case being the odd game where they could actually count how many touchdowns they had conceded.
And so it was that a chance meeting between the team owner, Simon Fullershite, and Weston Blackthorn, fighting over scraps of rat meat in a gutter, would lead to a new HDWSBBL franchise.
Career Statistics for Snot Club Lotz
- P: Number of games Played
- TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
- TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
- CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
- CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
- %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)
Performance by Season
Performance by Championship Cup
|The HDWSBBL Championship Cup||2||1||0||1||2||1||4||6||0||0||50|
Performance by Competition
|The Championship XIV||2||1||0||1||2||1||4||6||0||0||50|
- #1 - Tina Barrett - Trained Troll (115,000gp)
- #2 - H - Trained Troll (115,000gp)
- #3 - Da Vengabus - Pump Wagon (105,000gp)
- #5 - Paul Cattermole - Stilty Runnas (20,000gp)
- #6 - Jon Lee - Stilty Runnas (20,000gp)
- #7 - Rachel Stevens - Fun-Hoppa (20,000gp)
- #8 - Lisa Scott-Lee - Fun-Hoppa (20,000gp)
- #9 - Lee Ryan - Fungus Flinger (30,000gp)
- #10 - Bradley McIntosh - Fungus Flinger (30,000gp)
- #11 - Jo O'Meara - Snotling Lineman (0gp)
- #12 - Hannah Spearritt - Snotling Lineman (0gp)
- #13 - Jay Asforis - Snotling Lineman (10,000gp)
- #14 - Faye Tozer - Snotling Lineman (0gp)
- #15 - Ray McCormick - Snotling Lineman (0gp)
- #16 - Calvin Goldspink - Snotling Lineman (0gp)
- #9 - Lee Latchford-Evans - Fungus Flinger (30,000gp)
- #13 - Claire Richards - Snotling Lineman (0gp)
- #17 - Squik Stickyfingers - Riotous Rookie (0gp)
- #17 - Odz Stoneslime - Riotous Rookie (0gp)
- #18 - Tosukg Ballonblower - Riotous Rookie (0gp)
- #18 - Fik the Terrible - Riotous Rookie (10,000gp)
- #19 - Lud - Riotous Rookie (0gp)
- #19 - She-Snot - Riotous Rookie (0gp)
- #20 - Ibby - Riotous Rookie (0gp)
- #21 - Turborgz - Riotous Rookie (0gp)
- #23 - Aaron Renfree - Snotling Lineman (0gp)
Star Players hired
Upcoming Matches (Fixtures)
|21.10.21||Tortuga Bay Buccaneers||The Championship XIV (North Division)|
|04.11.21||The Chunder Plunderers||The Championship XIV (North Division)|
|18.11.21||Kingsport Wizards||The Championship XIV (North Division)|
|02.12.21||Badland Bruiser’s||The Championship XIV (North Division)|
|07.10.21||Cromarc Wyldyr Waywatchers||1||0||1||2||5,000||725,000||W|
|Don't stop moving!|
|09.09.21||The Asgard Marauders||1||1||3||4||5,000||715,000||D|
|There ain't no party like a Snot Club party!|
Awards list in full
This team has not any awards as of yet.