The Brewers
The Brewers are a human team from a traditional Empire city. The Brewers started life as a Sunday team to keep the employees of a local Brewery distracted from all the death and diseases that its employees often suffered.
Recently the Brewery’s owners lost all of his money on his gambling habit. With no other choice he made the decision to push the team as a professional team and hope to reap in some cash from sponsorship deals and Cabalvision rights. With no money to purchase proper equipment for the team they had to sell large chunks of the Brewery off to private firms with the provision that they will buy them back once the team makes it big.
The Brewers are fighting for the jobs, their homes and their lives in a high risk publicity stunt!
Career Statistics for The Brewers
| Team | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Brewers | 11 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 14 | 31 | 9 | 19 | 32 | 0 | 9 |
Key
Performance by Season
| Season | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2510/11 Season | 11 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 14 | 31 | 9 | 19 | 32 | 0 | 9 |
Performance by Competition
| Competition | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Cleaver Cup | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| Spite Challenge 2510/11 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 5 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 |
| Open Scramble 2510/11 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 16 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 0 | 17 |
Players
Active Players
- #1 - Chuck von Norris - Blitzer (90,000gp)
- #2 - Hans Kineitz - Blitzer (130,000gp)
- #3 - Baron von Richtogen - Blitzer (110,000gp)
- #4 - Slack Bladder - Blitzer (110,000gp)
- #5 - Grolsch von Lager - Catcher (120,000gp)
- #6 - Jager von Meister - Thrower (110,000gp)
- #7 - Jorgan Heineken - Catcher (120,000gp)
- #8 - Herman the German - Linesman (70,000gp)
- #9 - Brunbare - Linesman (70,000gp)
- #10 - Van Outen - Linesman (50,000gp)
- #11 - Koff Basher - Ogre (170,000gp)
Former Players
- #8 - Lader von Hosen - Linesman (50,000gp)
- #8 - Mr Weed - Linesman (50,000gp)
- #10 - Millhouse - Linesman (50,000gp)
- #12 - Hermerk Von Trough - Journeyman (50,000gp)
- #12 - Hermern Von Trough - Linesman (50,000gp)
- #13 - Leader Vonhosen - Catcher (70,000gp)
Recent Matches
| Date | Opponent | TF | TA | CF | CA | Fans | TV | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12.05.11 | The Tutsbone Jackles | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 9,000 | 1,390,000 | D |
| Good game, at least we don't get a cup named after us! | ||||||||
| 17.03.11 | Middenhein Manhunters | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 9,000 | 1,370,000 | L |
| No Comment | ||||||||
| 02.03.11 | Grunhelm Gemcutters | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 9,000 | 1,280,000 | L |
| No Comment | ||||||||
| 11.02.11 | We Tree Fellows | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 8,000 | 1,240,000 | L |
| No Comment | ||||||||
| 20.01.11 | Lustria Leapers | 0 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 9,000 | 1,150,000 | L |
| No comment | ||||||||
| 06.01.11 | Teotigua Predators | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8,000 | 1,150,000 | L |
| Cheeky Bastard. He is on the sofa tonight! Good game | ||||||||
| 02.12.10 | Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 7,000 | 1,020,000 | L |
| No comment | ||||||||
| 11.11.10 | Middenhein Manhunters | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 8,000 | 1,090,000 | D |
| Good Show! The Beer is flowing well | ||||||||
| 27.10.10 | Orcland Cleavers | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10,000 | 1,000,000 | W |
| The wife gave us a bit of a kick, Jolly good show! | ||||||||
| 13.10.10 | The Innsmouth Shadows | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 13,000 | 890,000 | L |
| Jolly good show. Tainted Dice | ||||||||
| 29.09.10 | Tail Slammers | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9,000 | 980,000 | L |
| No Comment | ||||||||
Awards list in full
This team has not any awards as of yet.
HDWSBBL - Did You Know
Eagle Award
The Eagle award was named after the late Nenvik Eagle of the Loren Rangers. He was the first recorded player fatality in the HDWSBBL and in his honour
the Eagle award is given to the player with the most spectalucalr death of the season. Quite simply it is the award that a player never wants to receive.
