The Deadly Spawn

The Deadly Spawn are a new team, recently arrived in a stray meteor impact. Apparently this is how Slaan teams get around, saves money on Coach fees I suppose.

Their reasons and motives for forming a Blood Bowl team are unknown. Why they would join this league is even more unknown. Lack of pattern recognition perhaps?
Anyway this all singing all dancing team of frogs is ready to take the league by storm, and finally hiring a Kroxigor who is most certainly NOT former Blackburners Minotaur Tantor TE in one of the most blatant acts of CV fraud documented in the sport, they are poised to do… something.

Die, probably, if you look at the stats of other Slaan teams.

But then, if this is the case, why has Innsmouth Shadow coach and wealthy undead business-wizard JoJo Curwen agreed to sponsor and back these team of rank amateurs? Does he know something we don’t? For once?
A more cynical man might draw some conclusions from the fact that JoJo can write the endevour off as a tax-loss, mitigating all that money the Taxman is going to want from him after he won Silverware in Year 10.
A REALLY Cynical man might draw conclusions from the fact that he’s using the Spawns off-shore location to store his money as well.

But I’m sure none of us would be so cynical.

Career Statistics for The Deadly Spawn

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
League Record 20 10 6 4 44 34 20 43 27 4 50

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2517/18 Season11632251632414355
2516/17 Season94321918171913144

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
World Championship Super Bowl XII 1 0 1 0 1 2 0 6 3 0 0
Old World Conference League 2517/18 6 3 1 2 13 10 1 13 7 3 50
The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517 4 3 1 0 11 4 2 5 4 0 75
HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup II 1 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 0 0 0
New World Conference League 2516/17 8 4 2 2 18 16 16 16 13 1 50

Players

Active Players

Former Players

  • #4 - Brewster - Linefrog (60,000gp)
  • #6 - Tighe - Linefrog (60,000gp)
  • #9 - Michelson - Linefrog (80,000gp)
  • #14 - Perilstein - Blitzer (140,000gp)
  • #15 - Harwood - Blitzer (110,000gp)
  • #15 - C.G - Blitzer (110,000gp)
  • #16 - Litan - Journeyman (60,000gp)

Star Players hired

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Recent Matches

Date Opponent TF TA CF CA Fans TV Result
11.01.18 The Mousillion Patriots 1 2 0 6 16,000 2,000,000 L
Disbanded in disgust!! Team backer JoJo seen fleeing the dugout with treasury! Fans become livid and violent! Stadium destroyed in falling meteor strike! THAT\'S A BLOOD BOWL!
30.11.17 Pastafarians 2 2 0 1 16,000 2,010,000 D
Not the worst game. No injuries, nobody won, nobody lost, nobody made it big, nobody retained fans....are you sure we had a game today?
02.11.17 Grudge Corsairs 4 0 0 1 18,000 1,820,000 W
That went pretty well. Unusual to see the lads getting stuck in, but luckily nobody (important) died.
12.10.17 Bogenhafen Rams 3 2 0 3 13,000 1,540,000 W
Danger! Danger! Injury spiral confirmed!
05.10.17 Chaos All-Stars 2 1 1 1 13,000 1,730,000 W
A brusing match and a half! The score says I won but it sure doesn\'t feel like it!
21.09.17 Atrocity Exhibition 0 3 0 4 19,000 1,680,000 L
That was quite a drubbing but it would have been a lot worse if I hadn\'t rubberised the team first...
07.09.17 Osterwald Ravens 2 2 0 3 13,000 1,780,000 D
We definitely didn\'t deserve that draw. That last few minutes! I still can\'t believe it!
20.07.17 Hashut Hairy Hammers 1 2 0 1 15,000 1,820,000 L
I was due a game where everything goes south, and I should have known it would be the final!
06.07.17 Khorne Stars 4 0 0 1 13,000 1,700,000 W
They can\'t stop scoring!
22.06.17 Averheim Eagles 3 1 1 1 14,000 1,510,000 W
Well. we\'ve kept the momentum. This can only end well!
15.06.17 Suderholm Snow Leopards 3 1 1 2 12,000 1,530,000 W
Good first match from the Spawn. Solid performance all round.
19.01.17 Cirque du Gobbo 1 2 1 3 15,000 1,550,000 L
An undignified if not surprising end to my post season!
05.01.17 Kardashian Korsairs 2 2 2 2 10,000 1,400,000 D
This draw is more than I expected, but thanks to the Nutterjacks it\'s still less than I needed.
08.12.16 Reptile Dysfunction 2 1 0 4 13,000 1,310,000 W
I am deeply ambivalent about this win. My feelings on this could not be any more mixed.
24.11.16 Blackwell Tunnel Rats 3 2 1 2 8,000 1,400,000 W
I won the match, but it\'s a hollow vicotry. Loosing those two guard frogs next game is going to hurt!
10.11.16 Nahuontl Natterjacks 3 2 4 0 7,000 1,260,000 W
At the halfway point in the first half I had lost the match but I won it back in the second half!
03.11.16 White Lighting 2 4 2 2 11,000 1,220,000 L
Fucking Elves!!! Fucking pointy dagger earred,cheaty faced, perfumed eating, tree fornicating Elves!!!
13.10.16 Osterwald Ravens 3 1 4 0 6,000 920,000 W
Wowzers! Those are some slippery amphibians I\'m coaching this year!
29.09.16 The Fury Little Animals 2 3 2 2 11,000 1,040,000 L
Well for a breif moment I actually saw a good team. Then I guess the moon moved out of alignment I guess.
01.09.16 Ragnar’s Raiders 1 1 1 4 5,000 1,000,000 D
I\'m not entirely sure I deserved that draw. In fact I\'m not entirely sure who deserved to win that one. In fact I have no idea what just happened...this is what my season is going to be like, isn\'t it?

Awards list in full

Championships

Title Competition
Runner-Up The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517
Runner-Up Old World Conference League 2517/18

Awards from Seasons

Award Competition Value
Most TD's2517/18 Season25
Most INT2517/18 Season3

Awards from Competitions

Award Competition Value
Most TD's Old World Conference League 2517/18 13
Most INT Old World Conference League 2517/18 3
Most COMP World Championship Super Bowl XII 3