The Gelfs

The Gelf’s are a group of elfin escorts. Shunned by their peers for their un-elf-ish behaviour these vicious women love nothing more than violence and sex. Having made copious amounts of gold selling themselves their pimp, J-Dizzle, thought these girls had the talent and drive to succeed in bloodbowl. He set about trailing the best from his harem of workers to make a team.

After months of training these girls were let loose on various opponents. In 5 “friendly’s” the Gelf’s remained undefeated with 4 wins and a draw. J-Dizzle applied to the league commissioners for entry to the league. The requirement of a stadium, which needed to be built, meant there was only enough gold left in the kitty to take 11 elves into the league. J-Dizzle picked the best from his bunch of whores….and here we are today…..

The rookie manager J-Dizzle is still working on all his tactical prowess but he is a quick learner and has the drive to take The Gelf’s all the way…..if you catch my drift.

Career Statistics for The Gelfs

Team P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
League Record 13 8 5 0 29 23 15 21 34 0 62

Key

  • P: Number of games Played
  • TF: Number of Touchdowns scored by the team
  • TA: Number of Touchdowns scored against the team
  • CF: Number of casulties caused by the team
  • CA: Number of casulties the team has suffered
  • %: Teams win percentage (including Draws)

Performance by Season

Season P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
2511/12 Season138502923152134062

Performance by Competition

Competition P W L D TF TA CF CA COMP INT %
New World Conference Play-Offs 2511/12 2 1 1 0 4 4 0 3 5 0 50
World Series 2511/12 11 7 4 0 25 19 15 18 29 0 64

Players

Active Players

  • #1 - Jordell - Linesman (120,000gp)
  • #2 - Eldril - Linesman (70,000gp)
  • #3 - Beldril - Linesman (90,000gp)
  • #4 - Zara - Linesman (90,000gp)
  • #5 - Adrhiana - Thrower (90,000gp)
  • #6 - Roxanna - Thrower (150,000gp)
  • #8 - Gwen - Catcher (150,000gp)
  • #9 - Blanca - Catcher (160,000gp)
  • #10 - Azul - Wardancer (170,000gp)
  • #13 - D'Eliria - Wardancer (120,000gp)
  • #16 - Stumpy - Treeman (140,000gp)

Former Players

Star Players hired

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Recent Matches

Date Opponent TF TA CF CA Fans TV Result
12.04.12 We Tree Fellows 2 3 0 2 40,000 1,620,000 L
No Comment
29.03.12 Talos Tobacconists 2 1 0 1 17,000 1,550,000 W
No Comment
23.02.12 Elfheim Razorhawks 2 0 4 0 13,000 1,350,000 W
No casualties and six against?! Elves hitting? Confused!?!?
09.02.12 Drakwald Defilers 1 2 0 1 9,000 1,470,000 L
I think my dice (which were Ben's) were cursed! Multiple 1's!
26.01.12 Valhallen Vixen’s 3 2 2 1 12,000 1,410,000 W
We invited the Vixens back to the brothel for some R n R! Good clean fun!
12.01.12 The Tutsbone Jackles 1 0 0 2 12,000 1,280,000 W
No comment
15.12.11 Brimstone Flayers 1 2 3 2 11,000 1,240,000 L
No comment
24.11.11 Talos Tobacconists 3 2 1 2 9,000 1,200,000 W
No Comment
17.11.11 Creeping Death 2 1 0 2 12,000 1,130,000 W
No comment
27.10.11 Grimwood Voodoo 1 2 2 1 8,000 1,110,000 L
We killed a mummy.....go us.......
13.10.11 We Tree Fellows 3 4 3 2 15,000 910,000 L
Fucking Elves!
29.09.11 Lightning Claws 4 1 0 3 11,000 1,060,000 W
No Comment
15.09.11 Whereinthehellarewe Tribe 4 3 0 2 9,000 1,000,000 W
A hatrick for No.9, No.8 died on her debut by the sun in eyes!

Awards list in full

Championships

Title Competition
Qualifier New World Conference Play-Offs 2511/12