Whereinthehellarewe Tribe
The first Halfling team in HDWSBBL history are a curious bunch. Hailing from the jungles of the Southlands these Halflings have gone back to their roots. Decked in their grass skirts and tribal war paint the Wherethehellarewe Tribe are a throwback to the Halflings Pigmy roots.
Their origins stem from when Chief Rotten Belly, Leader of the tribe, left the area he once called home, and with fourteen of his best warriors, and a healer, decided to go and discover the world.
But to a small braveling, things can go from bad to worse, very quickly. Earthquakes, flash floods and ambushes. These things scared the wanderers into long grass, before they had realised, the grass had surrounded them on all sides.
They wandered for days. Days turned to weeks and weeks to months, not entirely sure if they were walking in circles, back and forth, it all looked the same! They ventured on, suddenly, a break in the grass lead a clear path to civilisation!
The tribe emerged, taking in their new surroundings, what are these markings on the ground, why are all these people here, very odd?
A concerned landowner approached Chief Rotten Belly and asked him where he was from, to which Rotten Belly simply replied “Where in the hell are we?”
The Landowner told them they had arrived at a great time, the reservation was hosting the pre season Blood Bowl qualifiers! They were just getting underway and as luck would have it, one of the reigning teams had pulled out and there was an open spot!
It had been years since any of the bravelings had played, but filled with great relief to be out of the grass agreed to play. Their scorecard read, the Whereinthehellarewe Tribe, of the reservation bowl.
They went on to win the pre-season qualifiers, and were granted a spot in the HDWSBBL. With the money they had won from the matches, they hired two giant guardians to guide and guard the team.
Career Statistics for Whereinthehellarewe Tribe
| Team | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Whereinthehellarewe Tribe | 23 | 7 | 15 | 1 | 34 | 55 | 35 | 46 | 25 | 1 | 30 |
Key
Performance by Season
| Season | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2511/12 Season | 12 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 13 | 25 | 10 | 18 | 11 | 0 | 25 |
| 2510/11 Season | 11 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 21 | 30 | 25 | 28 | 14 | 1 | 36 |
Performance by Competition
| Competition | P | W | L | D | TF | TA | CF | CA | COMP | INT | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| New World Conference Play-Offs 2511/12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| World Series 2511/12 | 11 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 12 | 23 | 9 | 17 | 10 | 0 | 27 |
| The Cleaver Cup | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spite Challenge 2510/11 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 25 |
| Open Scramble 2510/11 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 17 | 15 | 20 | 8 | 1 | 50 |
Players
Active Players
- #1 - IronBark (Captain) - Treeman (190,000gp)
- #2 - Xelas - Treeman (170,000gp)
- #3 - Wannamuffin - Halfling (100,000gp)
- #4 - Little Running Behind - Halfling (130,000gp)
- #5 - Little Big Man - Halfling (80,000gp)
- #6 - Two Whistles - Halfling (140,000gp)
- #7 - Sun In Eyes - Halfling (80,000gp)
- #8 - Sleeping Badger - Halfling (50,000gp)
- #9 - Snack Pot - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #10 - Jetheart Stormcaller - Halfling (50,000gp)
- #11 - Bears Belly - Halfling (50,000gp)
- #12 - Lunchbox - Halfling (50,000gp)
- #13 - Sandman - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #14 - Trooper - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #15 - Komono ono Lizard - Halfling (50,000gp)
Former Players
- #1 - Kwatee - Treeman (150,000gp)
- #9 - Short Change - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #10 - Rain In The Face - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #12 - Shot In The Eye - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #13 - Fast Buck - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #13 - Ratcatcher - Halfling (60,000gp)
- #14 - Crazy Legs - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #14 - Doc Holiday - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #14 - Penfold - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #14 - Yum Yum - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #15 - Little Stream Dancer - Halfling (30,000gp)
- #16 - Geronimo - Halfling (70,000gp)
Star Players hired
Recent Matches
| Date | Opponent | TF | TA | CF | CA | Fans | TV | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22.03.12 | Grimwood Voodoo | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 19,000 | 1,420,000 | L |
| Pipped at the last post 2-1. Least Xelas will have recovered for our next match. | ||||||||
| 08.03.12 | Drakwald Defilers | 0 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 18,000 | 1,590,000 | L |
| 3-0! What a loss! Felt like Bloodhorn was digging a tunnel all the way to hell to hand the team over personally! | ||||||||
| 09.02.12 | Valhallen Vixen's | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 13,000 | 1,590,000 | L |
| 4-2! Not bad against Norse. Must be the weather! | ||||||||
| 26.01.12 | The Tutsbone Jackles | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 16,000 | 1,640,000 | W |
| Great game! Geronimo has retired as a player but will be joining the team as an assistant coach. | ||||||||
| 12.01.12 | Elfheim Razorhawks | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1,650,000 | L |
| No comment | ||||||||
| 08.12.11 | Grimwood Voodoo | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 16,000 | 1,630,000 | L |
| They killed Penfold! 2 Treemen down, 1 Halfling down. Not Happy - Chief Rotten Belloy | ||||||||
| 24.11.11 | Brimstone Flayers | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 19,000 | 1,500,000 | L |
| What happened!?......... | ||||||||
| 10.11.11 | Talos Tobacconists | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 17,000 | 1,610,000 | D |
| Two Whistles man of the match! He's our star player now! Great game even though it was a draw! | ||||||||
| 27.10.11 | Creeping Death | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 17,000 | 1,600,000 | W |
| Norse? All their food was part frozen! Still a great game, shame it ended when it did! | ||||||||
| 13.10.11 | Lightning Claws | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 11,000 | 1,500,000 | W |
| Even with the mighty Morg n Thorg on the field they couldn't beat us! Onwards Halflings!!! | ||||||||
| 29.09.11 | We Tree Fellows | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10,000 | 1,440,000 | L |
| Hate Elves, too fast even with two hired hands we just couldn't hit them! | ||||||||
| 15.09.11 | The Gelfs | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 13,000 | 1,490,000 | L |
| Meh! Good game, pipped us at the post, we will get them next time, plus one dead will show em us "flings" arent a pushover! | ||||||||
| 12.05.11 | Middenhein Manhunters | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 17,000 | 1,350,000 | L |
| Career ends here! | ||||||||
| 31.03.11 | The Tutsbone Jackles | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 14,000 | 1,340,000 | L |
| why didn't they play their big guys? we had to spend more time watching them then the game! more pie - Chief Rotten Belly | ||||||||
| 02.03.11 | Brimstone Flayers | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 11,000 | 1,300,000 | L |
| Elbows, it had to be elves! If the rangers or the fellows where not playing I could have sworn it was them. But we got their captain - got to be a cup for that! | ||||||||
| 20.01.11 | Orcland Cleavers | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17,000 | 1,310,000 | L |
| Conceded Turn 6 of 1st half. Who invited them to the BBQ? They turned up for a fight and a game broke out! - Cheif rotten Belly | ||||||||
| 06.01.11 | Tail Slammers | 4 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 14,000 | 1,310,000 | W |
| There WAS a pest problem in the Reservation Bowl but the exterminators turned up! Horrible job killin off those rats but 4-2's good enough for me, now where is my pie - Chief rotten belly | ||||||||
| 08.12.10 | Teotigua Predators | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 13,000 | 1,310,000 | L |
| Losing the game.......Profit 40,000, Cost of hiring Wizard......150,000, Using two docs....... 20,000, Killing two sarus........Priceless -- Two whistles talking after being given the MVP | ||||||||
| 04.12.10 | We Tree Fellows | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 15,000 | 1,210,000 | W |
| Looking into the crowd you could see the Beaumont Blitzers. Looks like Bodgeit has come out of retirement. Us Stunties have to stick together! | ||||||||
| 02.12.10 | The Brewers | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9,000 | 1,110,000 | W |
| Humans, Hah! We ran rings around them | ||||||||
| 25.11.10 | The Innsmouth Shadows | 0 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 12,000 | 1,060,000 | L |
| Holy Hell! Undead! Who invited them to our picnic? - Chief rotten belly | ||||||||
| 11.11.10 | Damage Inc | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 10,000 | 1,030,000 | W |
| Chaos! Chaos! Bunch of pansies if you ask me! Whats with that cow thing knocking himself out? And that Troll is as thick as two whistles grave! Now where did I put my dinner - Chief BOttom belly | ||||||||
| 16.09.10 | Orcland Cleavers | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 11,000 | 1,000,000 | L |
| Clallam! Kwaghquitlum! Damn Orcs! Who let them into the Picnic? - Maliseet | ||||||||
Awards list in full
This team has not any awards as of yet.
HDWSBBL - Did You Know
Mickey Finns - FROM HELL!
It was after a particularily bad game by the Innsmouth Shadows against the Mc Cauligh Reavers, where no less than 6 of the Shadow's players had ended up unconcious or worse.
The Shadows team coach Joseph Curwen discovered that his teams half-time refreshments had been spiked with sleeping powder.
Curwen was just too impressed that the Reavers had found a concoction that could knock out a necromantic team to be all that angry, and to this day he continues to try and obtain the recipe for himself!
