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2517/18 Play Offs Semi-Finals

It was semi-finals time last night and the Conference Champions entered into the competition. With a place in the final on the line it’s make or break for every team. Here is what happened.

World Championship Super Bowl XII

Osterwald Ravens vs The Mousillion Patriots 0 – 1 (2 – 3)

In what could of been billed as the highlight match of the semi-finals it sadly didn’t deliver this promise. Both teams under performed in this bout but the Ravens particularly proved to be the worst team after a lot of very bad and unlucky plays in which the Patriots, in true professional manner, capitalized on this and made the Ravens pay. The Patriots have made it back to back finals in the Championship and now have the chance to become two time winners alongside the greats.

Quenelles Chevaliers vs Atrocity Exhibition 2 – 1 (2 – 1)

The Chevaliers kept their cool in their debut match of the Championship play offs. Sticking to their defensive game pain to which they have performed to quite effectively all season they saw off Atrocity who really didn’t challenge them at all despite their tendency to murder everything they see. Not a semi-final to remember for the former champions but the Chevaliers will be delighted to advance and have a shot at doing the golden double this season.

HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup III

Warpstone Wanders vs Vidarheim Thunder 0 – 2 (1 – 2)

The Wanderers were without their killer wizard during this match which could be one of the reasons they lost. However it wasn’t the case as the inform Thunder kept the train rolling and indeed rolled over the Wanderers in a very convincing manner worthy of a title winning performance. The Wanderers could of perhaps gotten back into the match but a few unlucky plays which didn’t go their way and the brute force of the Thunder sealed them to their fate. Thunder will certainly be the team to watch in the final.

Pastafarians vs Grudge Corsairs 2 – 1 (1 – 1)

On paper it looked like it would be a classic Orc v Dwarf match and it was…..just without a lot of injuries to either team. The veterans Pastafarian team proved to be too much for the rookie Dwarfs as they blew passed two to seal the win and a grand final spot. The Corsairs can walk away however with their heads held up after a decent season and some great performances. The Pastafarians however take away the title of Pirate Kings!

The Fury Animal Frenzy

Nahuontl Natterjacks vs Ragnar’s Raiders 3 – 0 (2 – 1)

The Natterjacks needed only to win and the Shield would be theirs. However the copycat All-Starz decided to change this, not only did they draw with the Natterjacks but they totally humiliated them by allowing their Minotaur to score their two touchdowns. The Natterjacks took this badly and really caused them to loose their heads, had they of focused more on the match then they would of been walking away champions. They will now have to hope that either the Raiders win, or the All-starz draw or score less than two touchdowns.

2517/18 Play-Offs Wild Card Round

The wild card round took play yesterday as the hopeful teams lined up and down the country to win themselves some final silverware before the end of another season.

World Championship Super Bowl XII

The Grabbers took on a very shaky Atrocity team who had not won a match in their previous three. It was right there for the Grabbers to advance into the next round, but instead of playing the match, they quickly threw in the towel and conceded the match early into the first half. Dumbfounded fans were left disappointed with the outcome but it means Atrocity are through to the next round and break their duck. They will face off against the Chevaliers.

The Patriots were the favorites going into this match, the the Deadly Spawn came into the game with a bit about themselves and gave the Patriot fans a big scare as they ran in the first touchdowns. Determined not to loose match and keep the dreams of a back to back Championship alive the Patriots smashed their way through the Slann, taking out six players in the process and drew the game to a close with a 2-1 win. The Patriots take on the Osterwald Ravens in the next round.

HDWSBBL League Knockout Cup III

With Vidarheim Thunder into the League Cup it was time for them to stop drawing matches and actually see a game out. They did just this as they took apart the Rams in a very convincing 3-1 win. The Rams tried their best to get something out of the match but the Thunder were too strong for them. They now go on to face the Wanderers in the Semi-final.

The Corsairs certainly crack the whip this time as they played right out of their skin and smashed the Eagles throughout the match. Although the Eagles tried to get something out of this match the Corsairs proved too much for them, and they will have to regroup and try again next season. The Corsairs are now treated to a bash feast against the Pastafarians.

The Fury Animal Frenzy

The Natterjacks had finally woken up and showed their potential which they had last season. Everything went right for them in this match and just at the right moment too! A advantage surely in this competition so long as they get at least a point against the All Starz. The Raiders didn’t show up in this game sadly but hopefully they will push on forward next season.

 

Season 12 – Week 8 – Ravens and Cheviliers Lift Conference Championships

Quick Summary of Week 8

  • 4 games in North Division – New World Conference League 2517/18
  • 3 games in South Division – Old World Conference League 2517/18
  • 30 Touchdowns scored
  • 28 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 18 Completions made
  • 1 Interception made
  • 31,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 8

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

New World Conference League 2517/18 – North Division

Old World Conference League 2517/18 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 8

League Standings for the New World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Quenelles Chevaliers 7 5 1 1 13 9 4 12 9 3 16
Ghouly Grabbers 7 4 1 2 14 8 6 14 10 4 13
The Mousillion Patriots 7 4 1 2 10 7 3 17 6 11 13
Warpstone Wanders 7 3 2 2 16 12 4 7 9 -2 11
Vidarheim Thunder 7 2 5 0 13 10 3 8 12 -4 11
Averheim Eagles 7 1 2 4 11 18 -7 12 10 2 5
Nahuontl Natterjacks 7 1 1 5 12 16 -4 3 13 -10 4
Ragnar\’s Raiders 7 1 1 5 8 17 -9 11 15 -4 4

Player Statistics for the New World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Albus Lupin Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 28
2 Lupus Varg Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 27
3 Cuna Sillius Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 25
4 Zandinell Etmere Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 24
5 Ivar Larsson Runner Ragnar\’s Raiders 23
6 Thesqrueet Mightgazer Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 20
7 Anselm Mengelberg Blitzer Averheim Eagles 19
8 Hyla Totec Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 18
9 Stritrikih Deathstar Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 17
Sir Bedivere le Noir Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 17

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Lupus Varg Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 5
Quetzalcroakal Blitzer Nahuontl Natterjacks 5
Guther Von Beckenbauer Catcher Averheim Eagles 5
Thesqrueet Mightgazer Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 5
Sir Bedivere le Noir Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 5
Cuna Sillius Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 5
7 Mictlantoadcutli Blitzer Nahuontl Natterjacks 4
Ivar Larsson Runner Ragnar\’s Raiders 4
Skrual Darkfang Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 4
Stritrikih Deathstar Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 4

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Albus Lupin Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 10
2 Cuna Sillius Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 5
3 Haldor Razorclaw Ulfwerner Ragnar\’s Raiders 4
Thugg Iceblast Snow Troll Ragnar\’s Raiders 4
Otto \\\’Tiny\\\’ Klostermann Ogre Averheim Eagles 4
6 Anselm Mengelberg Blitzer Averheim Eagles 3
Sir Louie le Pur Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 3
Skald Deathclaw Ulfwerner Vidarheim Thunder 3
9 Grande Bill Flesh Golem The Mousillion Patriots 2
Porthos Flesh Golem The Mousillion Patriots 2

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kleber Furstenberg Thrower Averheim Eagles 11
2 Hyla Totec Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 10
Gunnar Beerhaus Linesman Ragnar\’s Raiders 10
4 Phyllobateotl Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 5
Stritrikih Deathstar Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 5
6 Olaf Stormcloud Thrower Ragnar\’s Raiders 3
Quebrolk Cravenfang Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 3
8 Asger Lokison Linesman Ragnar\’s Raiders 2
Charles de Ghoul Ghoul The Mousillion Patriots 2
Qhiek Cravenmaw Thrower Warpstone Wanders 2

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Phyllobateotl Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 1
Lagartolmel Kroxigor Nahuontl Natterjacks 1

League Standings for the Old World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Osterwald Ravens 6 5 1 0 11 4 7 12 9 3 16
The Deadly Spawn 6 3 2 1 13 10 3 1 13 -12 11
Atrocity Exhibition 6 3 0 3 11 7 4 22 3 19 9
Pastafarians 6 2 3 1 10 9 1 9 7 2 9
Grudge Corsairs 6 1 2 3 5 14 -9 7 10 -3 5
Bogenhafen Rams 6 1 1 4 12 11 1 8 8 0 4
Chaos All-Stars 6 1 1 4 7 14 -7 6 15 -9 4

Player Statistics for the Old World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 8)

Best Players

Top Scorers

Most Vicious

Top Passers

Top Interceptors

Most Valuable Players (MVP)

Top Killers

Season 12 – Week 1 – Here We Go Again!

Season 12 league play kicked off with a bang as seven matches took place. Here is a quick round up of each of the matches.

New World Conference

Averheim Eagles 0 (1) – 4 (1) Nahuontl Natterjacks

The Natterjacks started their season off in style after dismantling the Eagles 4-0. The Eagles unfortunately continue their bad form off the back of the Challenge Cup and really could not get started at all. Anything the Eagles tried the Natterjacks answered back and most of those replies resulted in a touchdown. The Eagles are surely due a win soon to end this bad form.

The Mousillion Patriots 1 (1) – 1 (1) Vidarheim Thunder

The Championship champions were back in action against newcomers Vidarheim Thunder and most pundits and bookies had surely backed the Patriots to do the business. However the norsemen gave the Patriots fans a big scare going one up before halftime. They almost came close to a second but the Patriots hit back on the counter and tied the match. Neither team gave way in the last moments of the match and the Thunder will surely feel somewhat disappointed that they couldn’t come away with the win, but a tie with the Patriots will surely be a debut to remember.

Quenelles Chevaliers 2 (3) – 1 (3) Ragnar\’s Raiders

The fans of both teams were treated to an action packed match as newcomers the Quenelles Chevaliers took on the Raiders. The two teams traded blows with each other as the casualties on both sides mounted. The Chevaliers proved to hold their nerve however as they rode out the eventual winners in this close match. The Raiders will be disappointed to of lost this and a few players too.

Warpstone Wanders 1 (1) – 2 (3) Ghouly Grabbers

A frustrating match for the Wanderers as they took on a very formidable team in the Ghouly Grabbers who in the first few moments of the match took out a lot of their players and the early lead. The Wanderers tried to pick themselves up again but the Grabbers kept pushing them back each time. The Grabbers proved to be too strong in the end for the ratmen as they came out winners with the Wanderers walking away with a consolation touchdown.

Old World Conference League

Osterwald Ravens 2 (3) – 2 (0) The Deadly Spawn

The Ravens and the Spawn met once more in this season with the Spawn having beaten the Ravens in the last meeting. The Ravens, from the back of their League Cup last season, started the strongest of the teams and really hammered into the Spawn from the get go. Taking the early lead in the first half the Spawn responded as they normally do. The second half started with the Ravens receiving the kick and holding the Spawns defence off until midway through the second half to finally run in the touchdown. The Ravens defended well against the Spawn and the game was all but finished until in the last moments of the match the Spawn pulled out the craziest play for many years in the league to run in the touchdown drawing the match. Ravens fans will surely be very disappointed with the result, but can surely take some positives away.

Grudge Corsairs 0 (1) – 3 (3) Atrocity Exhibition

Super Bowl and Conference Champions Atroicity Exhibiton made their return once more to the pitch in a “Business as normal” match against newcomers the Grudge Corsairs. It was really only to end one way with the experience of the Atrocity line up as they punched and bashed their way to a 3-0 win. The Corsairs showed themselves well and were unfortunate that their hired stars didn’t get a chance to do a great deal.

Pastafarians 2 (1) – 2 (2) Bogenhafen Rams

The experienced Pastafarians were given a tough match against the new Human team the Bogenhafen Rams. Both teams played a fairly similar match and kept cancelling each other out. After a long slog of a match the game ended with a 2-2 draw. The Rams will surely be happy with this result against an experienced side.

Quick Summary of Week 1

  • 4 games in North Division – New World Conference League 2517/18
  • 3 games in South Division – Old World Conference League 2517/18
  • 23 Touchdowns scored
  • 24 Casualties caused (1 resulted in Death)
  • 15 Completions made
  • 25,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Week 1

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

New World Conference League 2517/18 – North Division

Old World Conference League 2517/18 – South Division

Obituaries for Week 1

League Standings for the New World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 1)

North Division

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Nahuontl Natterjacks 1 1 0 0 4 0 4 1 1 0 3
Ghouly Grabbers 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3 1 2 3
Quenelles Chevaliers 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3 3 0 3
The Mousillion Patriots 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1
Vidarheim Thunder 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1
Ragnar\’s Raiders 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 3 3 0 0
Warpstone Wanders 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 1 3 -2 0
Averheim Eagles 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 1 1 0 0

Player Statistics for the New World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 1)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Zandinell Etmere Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 13
2 Hyla Totec Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 8
3 Asger Lokison Linesman Ragnar\’s Raiders 6
Quetzalcroakal Blitzer Nahuontl Natterjacks 6
5 Shovel Zombie The Mousillion Patriots 5
Sieghard Teicher Blitzer Averheim Eagles 5
Quebrolk Cravenfang Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 5
Mortimer Killy Linemen Quenelles Chevaliers 5
Bjorn Ironside Berserker Vidarheim Thunder 5
10 Haldor Razorclaw Ulfwerner Ragnar\’s Raiders 4

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Quetzalcroakal Blitzer Nahuontl Natterjacks 2
Zandinell Etmere Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 2
3 Hyla Totec Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 1
Phyllobateotl Catcher Nahuontl Natterjacks 1
Henrik \\\’Speedy\\\’ Thorstvedt Runner Ragnar\’s Raiders 1
Lupus Varg Werewolf The Mousillion Patriots 1
Stritrikih Deathstar Gutter Runner Warpstone Wanders 1
Sir Robin L\\\’audacieux Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 1
Sir Bedivere le Noir Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 1
Hagi Bardsson Runner Vidarheim Thunder 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Haldor Razorclaw Ulfwerner Ragnar\’s Raiders 2
Sir Louie le Pur Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 2
3 Bufopochtli Linefrog Nahuontl Natterjacks 1
Porthos Flesh Golem The Mousillion Patriots 1
Thugg Iceblast Snow Troll Ragnar\’s Raiders 1
Otto \\\’Tiny\\\’ Klostermann Ogre Averheim Eagles 1
Qhrul Creastslayer Blitzer Warpstone Wanders 1
Elerach Tera Zombie Ghouly Grabbers 1
Padys Dessfur Wight Ghouly Grabbers 1
Zandinell Etmere Werewolf Ghouly Grabbers 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Ivar Larsson Runner Ragnar\’s Raiders 1
Gunnar Beerhaus Linesman Ragnar\’s Raiders 1
Asger Lokison Linesman Ragnar\’s Raiders 1
Charles de Ghoul Ghoul The Mousillion Patriots 1
Kleber Furstenberg Thrower Averheim Eagles 1
Qhiek Cravenmaw Thrower Warpstone Wanders 1
Sir Lancelot Le Démarrage Blitzers Quenelles Chevaliers 1
Padys Dessfur Wight Ghouly Grabbers 1

Player Statistics for the OWC World Conference League 2517/18 (Week 1)

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Season 12 – Round 4 – Challenge Cup Final Week

BH: The last round of the Challenge Cup and it was all to play for. The Deadly Spawn were in touching distance of lifting their first Championship Cup after dominating their first three match.

Arcani\’s All Sparks 7 (1) – 5 (3) Averheim Eagles

In a record breaking match the All Sparks won their third match by beating off the Eagles, who to give them credit, never gave up in this match. The highest scoring match in HDWSBBL history saw Arcani Spark IV pick up five touchdowns and draw level with the current record held by Hamilton of Wee Tree Fellows way back in 2512. The Eagles matched the Sparks blow for blow but in the end they couldn’t recoup the two touchdown disadvantage they suffered at the start. The Sparks pick up a close third place finish after their horrific start.

The Deadly Spawn 1 (0) – 2 (1) Hashut Hairy Hammers

The big match of the evening! All the Spawn needed to do was hold off for a draw or a win. The Hammers had to go hard or go home for the win and they were truly the team who showed up and went hard. The Spawn could not break down the defence might of the Hammers nor their strong attacking blocks. It was all square into the second half but the Hammers held off numerous assaults from the frogs to claim their first Championship Cup. The Spawn took a well earned second place but will surely feel hard done by given their three other matches were masterclass.

Pastafarians 0 (0) – 1 (3) Suderholm Snow Leopards

A match more for pride and bragging rights. Both have already recorded a win but another would surely make up for the loses. It was a close affair but the Snow Leopards who out punched their opponents, a rare thing for the Pastafarians, and sealed the win for a fourth place finish. The Pastafarians more than likely had the upcoming season more on their minds.

Khorne Stars 0 (1) – 3 (1) Meadow Glade Mustangs

Another match for pride and a good run out. The Mustangs were looking for a win after loosing the last three rounds in very close matches. The Khorne could of challenged third place but the Mustangs had other ideas. Playing for the first time like a Wood Elf team should they outclassed the Chaos in a thriller of a match. Shortly after the Khorne coach could be heard tearing the team apart…could be the end for their career. A solid victory to the Mustangs who in the end didn’t finish bottom.

BH: And that rounds up the Challenge Cup for this year! For completeness here are the final standings. And be sure to keep up to date as the season is only around the corner!

Team Pld W D L TF TA TD CF CA CD PTS
Hashut Hairy Hammers 4 3 1 0 6 3 3 6 2 4 100
The Deadly Spawn 4 3 0 1 11 4 7 2 5 -3 90
Arcani’s All Sparks 4 3 0 1 14 9 5 7 12 -5 90
Suderholm Snow Leopards 4 2 0 2 5 8 -3 8 4 4 60
Khorne Stars 4 1 1 2 3 9 -6 7 5 2 40
Pastafarians 4 1 0 3 3 4 -1 9 7 2 30
Meadow Glade Mustangs 4 1 0 3 6 8 -2 4 10 -6 30
Averheim Eagles 4 1 0 3 11 14 -3 7 5 2 30

Quick Summary of Round 4

  • 4 games in Central Division – The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517
  • 19 Touchdowns scored
  • 10 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Death)
  • 12 Completions made
  • 1 Interception made
  • 28,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Round 4

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517 – Central Division

Obituaries for Round 4

Player Statistics for the (Round 4)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Arcani Spark IV Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 30
2 Orbus Nightgrass Wardancer Meadow Glade Mustangs 17
Fista Allen Pit Fighters Khorne Stars 17
4 Guther Von Beckenbauer Catcher Averheim Eagles 16
Dieter Berkenhoff Catcher Averheim Eagles 16
6 Hildebrandt Catcher The Deadly Spawn 15
7 Puttin Hobgoblin Hashut Hairy Hammers 13
8 Anselm Mengelberg Blitzer Averheim Eagles 12
Drilgret Hobgoblin Hashut Hairy Hammers 12
10 Flying Spaghetti Monster Troll Pastafarians 11

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Arcani Spark IV Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 10
2 Guther Von Beckenbauer Catcher Averheim Eagles 5
3 Orbus Nightgrass Wardancer Meadow Glade Mustangs 4
Dieter Berkenhoff Catcher Averheim Eagles 4
5 Hildebrandt Catcher The Deadly Spawn 3
Perilstein Blitzer The Deadly Spawn 3
7 Divebomb Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 2
Janni Losteriksson Runner Suderholm Snow Leopards 2
DeFranco Catcher The Deadly Spawn 2
Tafler Blitzer The Deadly Spawn 2

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Flying Spaghetti Monster Troll Pastafarians 3
2 Divebomb Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 2
Optimouse Prime Rat Ogre Arcani\’s All Sparks 2
Arnulf Linesman Suderholm Snow Leopards 2
Thorfinn Linesman Suderholm Snow Leopards 2
Ulric Fullmoonsson Ulfwerner Suderholm Snow Leopards 2
Pete Zoccheri Black Orc Blocker Pastafarians 2
Wolfram Heun Blitzer Averheim Eagles 2
Anselm Mengelberg Blitzer Averheim Eagles 2
Boneguzzler Bloodthirster Khorne Stars 2

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kleber Furstenberg Thrower Averheim Eagles 11
2 Starscream Thrower Arcani\’s All Sparks 9
3 Long Bomb Stellete Thrower Pastafarians 7
4 Lorelai Oakleaf Thrower Meadow Glade Mustangs 4
5 DeFranco Catcher The Deadly Spawn 3
6 James F Jr Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 1
Helga Svendottir Runner Suderholm Snow Leopards 1
Hildebrandt Catcher The Deadly Spawn 1
Mek Roni Thrower Pastafarians 1
Risi Goblin Pastafarians 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Dieter Berkenhoff Catcher Averheim Eagles 2

Season 12 – Round 3 – Challenge Cup

BH: After a week break the teams were ready to go once again in the third round of the Challenge Cup. Tonight we had some exciting results and a lot of touchdowns.

Arcani\’s All Sparks 4 (1) – 1 (1) Suderholm Snow Leopards

Another good win for the All Sparks again despite their injury crises. They ran rings around the Snow Leopards who just couldn’t touch them at all. Although the Leopards managed to get a conciliation touchdown Arcani Spark IV was unstoppable and continues the tradition of great Gutter Runners from his family line.

The Deadly Spawn 4 (0) – 0 (1) Khorne Stars

The Spawn just cannot stop scoring as they claim a cleen sheet and another scalp in the competition. Khorne Stars just didn’t show up in this match at all, in truth they barely got started before the Spawn were already 2-0 up. Going into the final round it’s the Spawns competition for sure but it is also theirs to loose too. A Draw or a win will see them claim their first championship.

Pastafarians 2 (4) – 0 (0) Meadow Glade Mustangs

The Mustangs continue their loosing streak and their position at the bottom of the table, while the Pastafarians claimed their first points in a much needed win after the unlucky matches they previously had. This reporter feels that the Mustangs just don’t cut the fat in the HDWSBBL unfortunately, they showed great promise in the first match but the gone in a downward spiral ever since. They need a win!

Hashut Hairy Hammers 2 (2) – 1 (0) Averheim Eagles

Another frustrating match for the Eagles as their Ogre once again caused the break-up in their plays. Although the Hammers had a shaky start and a few turnovers they soon overpowered the Eagles who almost came back into the match. The Hammers now are the only team who can defeat the undefeated Spawn and ruin their parade.

BH: It’s the final round next week so be sure to watch what could be a very interesting final night of Blood Bowl action!!!

Quick Summary of Round 3

  • 4 games in Central Division – The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517
  • 14 Touchdowns scored
  • 9 Casualties caused (2 resulted in Death)
  • 10 Completions made
  • 21,000 fans was the highest recorded attendance.

Match Results for Round 3

(numbers in brackets are the casualties caused by each team)

The Sly Sports Challenge Cup 2517 – Central Division

Obituaries for Round 3

Player Statistics for the (Round 3)

Best Players

# Player Position Team Value
1 Arcani Spark IV Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 15
2 Fista Allen Pit Fighters Khorne Stars 12
3 Flying Spaghetti Monster Troll Pastafarians 11
4 Hildebrandt Catcher The Deadly Spawn 10
Guther Von Beckenbauer Catcher Averheim Eagles 10
Puttin Hobgoblin Hashut Hairy Hammers 10
7 DeFranco Catcher The Deadly Spawn 9
Perilstein Blitzer The Deadly Spawn 9
Drilgret Hobgoblin Hashut Hairy Hammers 9
10 Lin Greeny Blitzer Pastafarians 8

Top Scorers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Arcani Spark IV Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 5
2 Hildebrandt Catcher The Deadly Spawn 3
Perilstein Blitzer The Deadly Spawn 3
Guther Von Beckenbauer Catcher Averheim Eagles 3
5 Janni Losteriksson Runner Suderholm Snow Leopards 2
DeFranco Catcher The Deadly Spawn 2
Tafler Blitzer The Deadly Spawn 2
Big Ollie Blitzer Pastafarians 2
Chasey Pain Bloodletter Deamons Khorne Stars 2
10 Divebomb Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 1

Most Vicious

# Player Position Team Value
1 Flying Spaghetti Monster Troll Pastafarians 3
2 Divebomb Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 2
Optimouse Prime Rat Ogre Arcani\’s All Sparks 2
Thorfinn Linesman Suderholm Snow Leopards 2
Pete Zoccheri Black Orc Blocker Pastafarians 2
Wolfram Heun Blitzer Averheim Eagles 2
Boneguzzler Bloodthirster Khorne Stars 2
Fista Allen Pit Fighters Khorne Stars 2
9 Arnulf Linesman Suderholm Snow Leopards 1
Wolfta Linesman Suderholm Snow Leopards 1

Top Passers

# Player Position Team Value
1 Kleber Furstenberg Thrower Averheim Eagles 7
2 Long Bomb Stellete Thrower Pastafarians 6
3 Starscream Thrower Arcani\’s All Sparks 3
DeFranco Catcher The Deadly Spawn 3
Lorelai Oakleaf Thrower Meadow Glade Mustangs 3
6 James F Jr Gutter Runner Arcani\’s All Sparks 1
Helga Svendottir Runner Suderholm Snow Leopards 1
Hildebrandt Catcher The Deadly Spawn 1
Mek Roni Thrower Pastafarians 1
Risi Goblin Pastafarians 1

Top Interceptors

# Player Position Team Value
1 Dieter Berkenhoff Catcher Averheim Eagles 1

HDWSBBL - Did You Know

WE NEVER TOUCHED THE MANHUNTER’S BALLS!!

During a critical semi-final of the Anklebiter competition between the Innsmouth Shadows and the Middenheim Manhunters, a draw had led to extra time play.
The Shadows were in unseen form, and half of the Manhunters team were unconscious or otherwise in the dugout. Victory and a final against the Beaumont Blitzers seemed to be looming, when the Manhunters ball carrier was shoved into the crowd.

The resulting crowd throw-in however, flew majestically over the Shadows players before accurately landing directly into their endzone, whereupon it was relative childs play for Sam Vimes to skirt past the clumsy hands of the Shadow’s Zombies and Flesh Golems and get the golden goal.

The controversy came when it transpired that the entire front row of the stands where that outrageous throw had come from happened to have been bought up by the entire Loren Rangers.

Understandably, the Innsmouth Shadow’s coach: Joseph “I see pointy eared people” Curwen was less than amused at this.

Though spokespersons for the Loren Rangers have often denied all allegations of ball handling, this incident did nothing to improve Curwens growing hatred and paranoia concerning Elves of all kind.

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